thewisdomizer

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This is me, The Wisdomizer creepy version.  Of course I'm undercover.  I like this photo because it shows that life is a real jungle and there's always a danger around the corner, even when you think that you are safe.

[thewisdomizer]

I'm not your consultant

Guys, stop sending me messages asking me to BANT qualify your dates.  I'm not a fucking love mentor or a pussy consultant. I gave you the framework, apply it.

[thewisdomizer]

I should stop interviewing people when they are interviewing me

The Wisdomizer, 2014

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I love this American freak and what he's saying.

[thewisdomizer]

A fucking conference call in real life.  This is very funny. I like the girl who's playing solitary and doesn't care.  I have been there many times.  I remember once I was painting a massive dick on a white-board while we were agreeing on a new market strategy with the US HQ (we were in Australia, connected through the conf call thingy).  My colleagues in the room laughed a lot, so I was happy and we made correct use of our time. Otherwise it would have been wasted hearing bullshit from a phone.  I'm a leader, seriously.  I should probably write a blog post on this.

[thewisdomizer]

All this buzz today about working-from-home. Housewives have been doing it for ages and no-one ever gave a shit.

The Wisdomizer, 2014

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[thewisdomizer]

A day in the cyber

W: Man.

F: What you want?

W: Man!

F: What you fucking want?

W: Life is jungle.

F: Life is real jungle, my friend.

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W = The Wisdomizer

F = Il Faraone (also known as "God")

Cyber = The fucking company where we used to work

[thewisdomizer]

Relationships are like gym memberships. Some people try to freeze them for the summer.

The Wisdomizer, 2014

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Treat girls like sales leads: BANT qualify them.

I have been working in large corporates for a while, pretty much on a sales capacity every time.

There was a time when my manager, a royal dickhead, asked me to BANT qualify new sales leads.  Now, for those not familiar with sales, "BANT qualifying" is a lead qualification process invented by some IBM guy. In a nutshell, it helps you understand if a potential buyer will actually buy your crap following some criteria: Budget - Authority - Need - Timeframe.   It's important to BANT qualify leads in order not to waste your fucking time with people who are not going to have either the money, the power or the urgency to buy your bloody product.

After a few months doing this sad and tedious telemarketing job, I came to the conclusion that the above process is applicable to girls too.  

Let's analyze together how:

Budget

How much money must be available in your pocket in order to get laid for the first time with the girl.  And, if you're serious about her, the cost you need to sustain on a monthly-basis for her maintenance.  This includes restaurants, gifts, alcohol, paying for holidays and much more.  The length of the list depends on how bloodsucker is your new chick.   Based on the the ongoing maintenance then, we'll differentiate high maintenance and low maintenance pussies.

Summarizing, budget is composed by a set initial cost plus ongoing maintenance related costs.

Authority

Does the girl have the authority or can they get approval to get laid and/or in a relationship with you?  Who's affecting her personal life decision and have an impact on what she does?  Friends, mum, dad, the ex boyfriend that turned out to be gay and now he's her best friend?  

Or, perhaps, she has such a strong personality that doesn't give a shit of what her closest ones think?

This is important.  It's not unusual to lose a deal because of some third parties that will advice against you.  Make sure you win all the stakeholders around her, before actually winning her.

Need

What are the needs or conditions that have to exist before your dick or your heart would be valuable to a potential girl? A few examples: 

She has just broken up with her ex boyfriend (she was dumped) so she is looking for some fresh dicks that she believes will help forgetting about him.  Of course it won't but, hey...you want to close the deal, take advantage.  You're not a charity!

She has been single for long time, she doesn't have any pendant shit and she's ready to love someone new, mainly because she needs some love back.  Therefore she's on the lookout for some sweet teddy bear to squeeze.

She's still in a relationship, but she's a dick-taker and can't get enough from her boyfriend.

The list would carry on.  But the lesson for you is: make sure you identify what the babe really wants and fulfill her need.

Timeframe

Does the timing of the potential fuck or relationship fall within your timeline? If it does not, you will have little incentive to pursue the lead.  For example:

You really like her and have feelings.  But she's still thinking to her ex, especially when she's with you.  She keeps comparing him to you, and he wins all the times.  Shits like this might take very long time to disappear (and sometimes they even don't).

You really want to get into her bed ASAP.  But she needs some time before she will open her wonderland to you.  Do you have the patience to go after her?  For how long?

The lesson here is that you should try avoid girls who are going to waste your fucking time, because life is short and you have a roadmap to follow.

That's it for today fellas.  I hope you will follow my fucking advice because, trust me, I have been there so many times and I have developed a radar for these things.

And remember to be grateful to me, because I have given you a framework that, if applied well, will lead you to success in sex and in love.

Now, go out, test the system, and let me know how it goes.  

Peace,

The Wisdomizer