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the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)

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Baby armadillo plays with his toy

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Don't call yourself a goon unless you are built like Joe Rogan and get punched in the face by vigilantes/loose cannon cops/super-heroes.

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

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dumb

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

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go whiteboy go

you sent me this literally while i was eating a mustard sandwich (sandwich that has nothing but mustard) so i feel like you knew somehow

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Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!

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How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Original tweet (X)

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I made Juice into a T-rex, I hope you like it!

Me: I am feeling a little unwell

Juice: Let me stand in your chest, this will cure you