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PART 1/???? "Between Heaven and Hell"

Lucifer's chatter can bring the dead to life? XD maybe?

To be continued soon! (the next part is already on my Twitter! ;3)

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HOW I FUCKING LOVE THESE GUYS🗣️🗣️❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❓❓❓❓❗❗❓❗❗❓🚫❌🆘🆘

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As a kinda sequel to This

Cuz who would I be if I didn't make it Adamsapple like all the other DTIYSs I do

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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Adam/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Adam (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Emily (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Magne | Morningstar Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Mutual Pining, Falling In Love, Love Triangles, Eventual Smut, Angst, Domestic Fluff, Gay Sex, Top Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Bottom Adam, Protective Lucifer, Adam needs a hug Summary:

Adam's life is a mess, as a single dad he is stretched way too thin.

Everything changes when he literally bumps into someone who will change his and his daughters lives forever.

Chapter 2

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I bet bro was expecting something else

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Adam: You're much closer to being 40 million than 30.

Lucifer: Haha, you married an old man.

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I remembered the song All Dolled Up by theOrionExperience and realised that it's SO Holydust besties coded!! A fun night out to forget their troubles for a few hours and just enjoy each other's company.

You can take this as a writing prompt if you feel like writing about it <33

Indigo (platonic holydust advocate)

As a fellow platonic holydust advocate I'm in! And somehow I made it about Adamsapple angst lol It's my superpower apparently.

Feel free to send more prompts/asks!

"Hey, you wanna go out and get fucked up tonight?" Angel asked Adam as he stood in the sinners doorway.

Oh boy did Adam need some fun. "Fuck yeah, ready when you are."

"Great, let's go." Adam followed Angel out and down to the lobby. He didn't miss the side eye that Angel gave Husk. "We're going out, later."

"Where are you going?" Lucifer asked from his spot on the couch.

Adam rolled his eyes. "Out. Later." He stomped out the front door. "Everything okay with you and whiskers?"

Angel snorted, "I could ask you the same thing about his majesty."

Adam looked away scowling. "Fair enough."

"I'm too sober for this shit, let's get plastered."

Adam and Angel went to a popular club in Hell, where they did shots and drank so much their blood was more alcohol than ichor by midnight.

"Can you believe he said that he wanted to slow shit down? Like shit baby if we go any slower we'll turn into fucking snails! We haven't even fucked yet." Angel drunkenly ranted as he downed another shot.

Adam hummed, taking his own. "At least you don't have everyone making fucking jabs at you about being the King's fucking boy toy. Saying that you're just a royal cock sleeve til his cunt wife comes home."

Angel frowned. "Okay you win. That sounds fucking awful. Who the fuck said that? I'll fuck them up for you!"

Adam laughed. "It's mostly that Bambi motherfucker but he doesn't know shit! What Luci and I have is real!...... I hope." He looked down sadly at the table they were drinking at. Adam felt his lip quiver.

"You really love him, don't you?"

"Of course I do! I always have, I don't really believe in all that soulmate bullshit but if I did, I'm pretty sure he'd be mine...... Why else would it hurt this bad? All I ever wanted was for him to love me." Get a few drinks into Adam and he becomes super honest. "I never forgot him. How could I? I tried so fucking hard to hate him Angel, but I can't, not really."

"Well, if he can't wake up and smell the fucking coffee and see how great you are then it's his loss bud. Someone will see it." Angel tried, it was hard to be comforting while half snapped. Sure, him and Husk had issues but they were any sized compared to Adam and Lucifer's drama. Dating a King comes with King sized drama, who knew. "I thought you guys were dating."

"Who fucking knows. Fucker sends so many mixed signals."

"Let's forget about all this shit for now and just have a good time, yeah? We need it." Angel said handing him another shot.

Adam downed it in one go. "Fuck yeah."

By the time they got home to the hotel, it was only Lucifer and Husk still waiting up in the lobby for their boyfriends. Adam and Angel burst through the door laughing and joking.

Adam plopped down on the couch next to Lucifer and Angel was taken to bed by Husk who wished he had breath mints for his baby.

Adam looked at the king. "Heyyyyy.~" He leaned over and poked Lucifer on the cheek. "How you doing?"

"You're fucking drunk as hell."

"Nah uh, you're drunk and short." Adam burst into a fit of laughter at his own joke and Lucifer rolled his eyes playfully.

"Yup, very drunk. Can you even walk?" Lucifer asked as he moved to stand in front of Adam.

Adam picked up his leg and looked down at his foot. He gasped loudly. "Oh my god! I have no toes!" Lucifer had to bite his lip to keep from laughing. Apparently drunk Adam forgot he had hooves.

"Those have been there the whole time, Adam."

"And you weren't gonna fucking tell me? Rude." Adam pouted and crossed his arms. He whined when Lucifer picked him up bridal style and held him close. "Hey!"

"Shhh, let's get you to bed." Lucifer thought about placing Adam in his own room, but decided to take him to his instead. Really, he was there so much they might as well just share the damn room.

Adam had taken to playing with Lucifer's bow tie and looking intently at the king. He felt his heart flutter, he loved Luci so much. He wrapped his arms more securely around Lucifer's neck and placed a kiss on his cheek before nuzzling his face into the king's neck breathing in his smell. Brimstone and something more earthy Adam couldn't place.

This surprised Lucifer, Adam wasn't one for gushy feelings or showing of affection. But he'll take what he can get.

Lucifer sat Adam down on the bed and helped him under the covers. Once he was settled, Lucifer got in on the other side. He watched Adam lay there, looking all around until his eyes landed on Lucifer. "Why don't you love me?"

Lucifers eyes went wide. "What are you talking about? I do love you."

Adam sniffed and looked away sadly. "That's not what I hear..."

Lucifer would really rather have this conversation with a sober Adam. "Look, I don't know what people are saying but listen to me when I say this. I love you, Adam. You mean the fucking world to me." He placed his hand on Adams cheek.

"Yeah?" Adam gave him a teary smile.

"Yes." Lucifer kissed him sweetly, he tasted like tequila. "Get some sleep, dove." Adam held out his arms and Lucifer chuckled. Drunk Adam was also very clingy. "Come here, you."

Adam snuggled against Lucifer's chest and sighed happily, he was even happier when he felt a hand in his hair messaging it gently.

Lucifer would have to be sure to show Adam how much he means to him. When he was sober of course.

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It’s to help raise money for a new laptop

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I love your blog but you keep changing the pfp and that's how I recognize people so whenever I see one of your posts I'm like "oh! a new adamsapple shipper!" and then it's just you again 😭

Yes it's just me lol

Sorry I get indecisive about my profile picture, but don't worry it's gonna stay Adam for a while I promise lol

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Here's some dialog from my cathedral au. Tell me if I need any improvements please.

Lucifer *panicked*: Charlie! Charlie! The building! It's a coop! It's full of all the sinners! Bones of sinners!

Charlie: D-dad, calm down. Here, come sit down and then tell me what it was you saw.

Lucifer and Charlie sit down on the couch as she signals Vaggie to go get a glass of water.

Charlie: Okay, so let's recap. You went to go investigate the cathedral that popped up in the wasteland part of the pride ring, right? You walk in and there are... *signals for him to continue*

Lucifer:Bones, skeletons and bodies. Those are extermination numbers I estimated Charlie. There's feathers everywhere. That's a coop Charlie, and exorcist coop. From where it came from I don't know but there's something very wrong.

AHHHHH LOVE IT

Pan to Adam at the top of the cathedral, wings spread out and looking like a king himself.

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My babygirl 😍

No thoughts. Just me willfully letting Adam rot my brain.

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Adam building a pillow fort with his kids and telling Lucifer to fk off cause he doesn't know the password.

Lucifer: Come on let me in!

Adam: Password?

Lucifer: Adam jus-

Adam: Nope! That's not it

Lucifer: Adam!

Adam: Fuck off no trespassing!

Lucifer: Tell me the password!

Adam: That defeats the point of having one to begin with!

The kids are just giggling at their antics.

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Adam: hey lucifer

Lucifer: what is i-

Sees adam waring his old rope

Adam du you think I look God

Lucifer graps him: TO THE BED WHIT YOU MY LOVE

adam: I look God den

Very good 😏

The bed hitting the wall can bed heard all the way down in the fucking lobby LOL

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A little dialogue from my Highschool AU fic

They are at Lucifer’s place for a reason.

Lucifer: I’m going to play some music. Hope you don’t mind.

Adam: Whatever.

*Lucifer opens a guy’s guitar cover for Stick it To The Man*

Adam: Wait… You know this guy?

Lucifer: Yeah, he’s awesome in playing guitar. YOU know about him?

Adam: Meh. Emily opened it once.

In reality it’s Adam who doesn’t show his face.

OOOOOOU

Is Adam the guitar guy? Secretly singing? Or did I understand that wrong lol

I can't wait to read more!! 😍😍

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Adam: So what’s for dinner?.

Lucifer: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Adam: …

Adam: Is it soup?

Lucifer: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Adam: Please, enough with the soup puns!.

Lucifer: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Adam: STOP!

*one hour later*

Adam: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

Lucifer: SURPRISE!

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Lucifer: Adam and I made a promise to never go to bed angry with each other-

Adam: we have been awake for a week!

Lucifer:IF YOU WOULD JUST ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG!!!

Adam: MAYBE I WOULD IF I ACTUALLY WAS BITCH!!!