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Please, PLEASE take a look (and like! and share!) at this AMAZING cover @pepirina / @antiquelibraryghost made for my beloved story For His Eyes Only ❤️ I just can’t stop looking at it, admiring all the brilliant details, so of course I had to share this gorgeous work with you all!

(Thank you again for this beautiful, beautiful gift, @pepirina 🥹❤️)

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Yes. That’s from the book. Anathema realized she lost Agnes’s prophecy book and realized she mush have left it in the car with the “consenting bicycle repairmen”.

Earlier, when she gets hit by the Bentley, she’s very scared about being picked up by two strange men at lime 2:00 am. When Crowley calls Aziraphale “Angel” she realizes she’d been in no danger after all.

Guys I LOVE the ship Air Conditioning AKA Consenting Bicycle Repairmen, it's my OTP actually... 🙏🤌

This was in the Shipping wiki LMAO.

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“No— no. Er. Alright. Last time I updated all my human paperwork, about five years ago, I, ah. I listed you as my next of kin.”

“Oh,” said Aziraphale. “Well, of course. I know how much you have tied up financially. Wouldn’t want some public treasury solicitor getting their hands in any of that, certainly. Did you put me down as your brother? I remember that’s how we did it in Delhi. Ooh, that stampede was brutal.”

“No,” said Crowley, “not that.”

“Your cousin, then? Nephew? Long-lost childhood pen-pal?”

“I. Well. The thing is. You’re actually my husband. Um. Legally speaking.”

There was silence on the end of the line, a loud silence filled with the sounds of beeping life-support machines and the whine of the siren.

Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married? ”

Dearly departed

-by @areyougonnabe

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Remember this is where the radical right “tea party” and even more radical right maga movement got started- small, local grassroots stuff. It matters. Too many US Americans think we only vote every two years, or even every four. Pay attention!

Please- these little things matter- city council, school board, state legislature- they matter.

Hey, USAmericans? Wanna save your country? Run For Something!

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Wildlife photographer Crowley captures a friendly mer-angel in the tidepools 🧜 (Is that a pink river dolphin mermaid in what is clearly NOT the Amazon River where pink river dolphins live? Shhhhh)

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And then they round up our food growers.:(

solidarity with california.

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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Fellow Autistics, is there a way to switch your special interest, or at least choose a new one?

I want my special interests to be exercise and something in STEM, please? Not obscure musicals and watching the same devastating tv show on repeat thirty million times in a row.

Like seriously though if I don't find a way to make my brain interested in something I can support myself doing, I'm fucked.

(ADHD'ers, if you have any tips that you think would be applicable, I'd welcome your input too)

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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

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When Aziraphale blurted out "love" to the archangels as the excuse for why he did a miracle the prior night, he was looking at the record in his hand, yes-- but that record had a label on it with words like resurrectionist, goat, and Edinburgh... words that Aziraphale associates with Crowley and their history together.

Maggie and Nina weren't the initial inspiration for Aziraphale's lie for the Gabriel protection miracle-- Crowley was.

It was the label that caused Aziraphale say he did a miracle for love, not the record. Aziraphale's eyes landed on the Crowley-related words and all he could think of was love.

The initial burst of the lie was about Crowley while the inspiration for using Maggie's pash on Nina came about after, as a result of the record itself reminding him of Maggie.

As soon as the love excuse was out of his mouth, Aziraphale then needed a story about who was in love that caused him to do a miracle because he couldn't tell the archangels the truth, which was that he thought the best chance he and Crowley might ever have to their situation changing was to help Gabriel.

It was only then that Aziraphale, looking at the record that Maggie handed him, remembered Maggie telling him of her pash on Nina, and used her situation as the reason he did the miracle.

A couple of hours later, when telling Crowley about Maggie's thing for Nina, Aziraphale did not describe it like this at all. 😂 He definitely did not think that Maggie was in love off of what she told him in the record shop.

Aziraphale searched in the pub for a few seconds for the word he thought was most appropriate before telling Crowley that Maggie has a "pash" on Nina-- describing it all as the crush that it was-- and that she was a bit of a mess about it by saying that she "doesn't know how to conduct a courtship."

Aziraphale wasn't wrong about any of that but it was the complete opposite of saying that he thought that Maggie was in love, showing just how much he was lying about what he felt Maggie & Nina's situation was when he concocted the story for the archangels.

Aziraphale didn't have love on the brain because of learning of Maggie's pash on Nina, he had love on the brain because he was thinking of his own love for Crowley.

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a nearly ready to hatch eggy for mermay ✨✨✨

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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Reblogging because I can’t stop laughing at this

help help help

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Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.

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Holy fuck I just realised that Aziraphale was literally relieved with happiness every time he met Crowley, because it meant that he didn't kill himself with the Holy water