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She's out to get me 💀

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Me and sibling talking about Elpenor from epic the musical sinces his song was cut. And this is the convo that followed.

Sibling: "Didn't he fall off Circe's palace?"

Me: "yeah he was drunk and fell off."

Sibling: "The nymphs were probably like 'JESUS CHRIST-' Oh wait, no. 'ZEUS ABOVE HADES BLOW!!' Sorry, I forgot where we were."

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My sister tried to rip a young maple tree that was growing into my room. For some resone she thought she can just Hercules her way through and literally rip it out roots and all!? She got Seth to help that didn't work she was at it for a good 45 minutes before getting the tree clipers witch we have mind you and cut the thing out menwhile i'm sleeping peacefully I'm my room this all happed right outside my window where my bed is 🤣

A quote from my sister to my brother "I don't think this is working we just look like two fools trying to pull a tree out of the ground"

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My cake was in a container

Sibling: I wanna flip your cake.

Me: noo! You can't its pride month leave my gay cake don't flip it!

Sibling: Why not?

Me: because!

Sibling: gays can back flip, too.

Me: ?????

Sibling: *flips my cake*

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Mom: "I can't imagine why they are like that."

Sibling: "sorry I can't hear you."

Mom: "I said."

Sibling: "it's not that, I don't speak jackass."

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Sibling: have you ever thought about finding Jesus?

Me: have you?

Sibling: no I'm not very good at where's Waldo

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I wasn't able to get sushi for a full month and my sister sent me this when she went to get some without me lol

(She got me some)

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Mom: the cats always ruined my plants.

Me: like nana-Chan?

Mom: Nana-chan was an angel.

Sibling: if she fell.

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Sibling running around the same floor for to long in p3: hahah fun times

*Change rattling in the distance*

Sibling: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Sibling doesn't like bitter coffee so she normally adds like cream and sugar. Today she felt too lazy to add the cream and sugar.

Sibling: "I'm gonna just take a sip"

*sips*

Sibling: "ugh"

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Me: *parks the car a little crooked*

Sibling: You're about as straight as you are in real life

Me: shut up I'm fixing it!

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My older sister messing with the new kitten

Sibling: are you tired of being bullied call 1-800-grow the fuck up!

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My sister got Peanut brittle and it was in a medium box with a small bag it that had the peanut brittle inside the bag was also half empty. She took a bite and said "tast like corporate greed"

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My sister is playing Boulders gate and pissed off a Genie, so he turned her into a wheel of cheese.

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Pffft she knows what's up

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Me and my sister were making Danganronpa related jokes and this is what she said that had got me laughing

Nagito: sometimes I lose my mind a little and Gundham says "I'm getting the stick!" And you never know what the stick is until he gets it.