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phil doing damage control: omgies we are just little guys didn't knooow about what is happening with the business we run 🙀 sorry for shipping out empty boxes instead of product oopsies :(
dan doing damage control: sorry for implying it was your fault this is happening when I was replying to tweets half asleep again clearly what I MEANT to say was that the circumstances are beyond our control.
#don't mind me taking a break from my break during this specific cup of coffee-#LMAO WHAT WHAT HAPPENED WHAT DID I MISS
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ever noticed that you can't spell "pride monphannieth" without "demon phannie"
#good morning this post came to me in december and it's been sitting in my queue for half a year#because i don't do drafts. this shit goes straight into the queue#q#dan and phil#phan#happy pride month
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quiz: what do thinking-emoji dot tumblr dot com and danandphilgames sims season 1 episode 6 have in common?
... the answer is a SUMMER HOLIDAY! that's right besties i'm celebrating dan's birthday month* the way i think dan himself would support and that is by taking a lil holiday from the internet! well not from the internet sadly, as i will have to answer emails and look up traffic and shit like that. anyway i'm off the social media/low threshold content grid for a few weeks, so i wish you all the best of time on here and take care until i'm back! happy pride, happy birthMONTH (can't say happy birthday yet, that IS bad luck no matter what you tell me) @danielhowell!! and don't forget your sunscreen everybody! cheers besties ✌️

#*full disclosure i planned this before i realised june is dan's birthday month so maybe this is bad timing.... but i don't wanna put it off#so this is the way it is lol#my dad swears by what he calls “useless exercises of will” so i guess this is gonna be one of those#place your bets on how far into the month i'll actually make it in the notes if you want to!#if dan and phil hardlaunch while i'm away that'll be very funny i lowkey hope they do. i mean i wanna be there but imagine the chaos for me#i'm probably gonna check in occasionally to look at my notifs but i will limit my scrolling!#unforeseen upside of me checking out Now is that a post on my bird blog is taking off for some reason. i keep seeing notes and#thinking someone wants to talk to me. but no they're just going hogwild over some geese. on a blog with 20 followers.
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to a tour and an era that truly was the most fun i’ve ever had 💙
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i know for a fact dan howell was hitting that galangalangalangg
#remember when he would talk about how his only colourful piece of clothing was an m.i.a. merch shirt#extremely valid choice
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#besties we need silly banter to pick up some votes!#i didn't choose it bc it's important to me that phil has a snack
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incredibly cornplate-y but is anyone else impossibly fond of the little loose thread on the sleeve of phil’s shirt throughout the entirety of tit
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dan needs a sequel to the cold beer and hot women shirt that says cocktails and hot males
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dan and phil are putting a ring on it *not clickbait*
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Tyyyyy for the tag 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Favorite color: realistically it's pink or petrol but come on. i have to say yellow don't i (i like yellow!)
Last song: apparently Replay by Lady Gaga
Currently reading: The Swimming Pool Library by Alan Hollinghurst; i started it months ago and then didn't pick it back up for ages until this weekend. not sure why? maybe bc the protagonist is such a miserable cunt. i don't mind villainy narrators but this guy isn't even a villain (yet), so i'll have to see if he becomes more fun in the second half. honestly i think the entire book is just too slow for me
Currently watching: after finally watching The Good Place a sensible 8 years after it was popular, i'm now taking a break from scripted shows again. What that means is i'm binging a reality show documentary series about a mountain rescue team in bavaria. it's great. people are fucking insane. why are you on a 3000 m mountain in the middle of a blizzard, in shorts, without a helmet. i would never. i love my god complex
Currently craving: i don't think this is what this question means, but like. i really need to wash my hair tbh.
Coffee or tea: coffee for survival, tea for coziness!
taggingggggg ok funny story. i wanted to look up who of you all hasn't done this already, and then while doing so i accidentally left this post in my drafts for 3 weeks. ummmm because of thaaaaaat i'm just gonna tag everyone who reads this. if you read this hi TAG YOU'RE IT BAHAHAAAAA
get to know your mutuals post I stole from someone else bc I wasn’t tagged but want to tag my friends hehe
Rules: answer 6 questions, tag 6 mutuals
Favorite color:
Last song:
Currently reading:
Currently watching:
Currently craving:
Coffee or tea (or if ur me and don’t like either, a secret third option):
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dan and phil made me gay and all i got was impossibly high standards and a longing for a relationship i may never find! :D
lol i love these pics so much i had to draw them
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i love seeing non phannies reblog dnp gifsets cause they always have hilarious commentary but this one is my new favorite

“did you guys just miss it?” is so funny
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What was with the joint door hanging?
bonus:
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dan and phil - the terrible influence tour (2024-2025)
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DAN AND PHIL PRESENT: TERRIBLE INFLUENCE THE TOUR
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