#source: spongebob

[this-and-this-and-this2]

Patroclus: You're making me claustrophobic.

Achilles: What does claustrophobic mean?

Odysseus: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Patroclus: No it doesn't!

Odysseus: HO HO HO!

Achilles: Stop it, Odysseus! You're scaring him!

[unintentionaloracle]

Drew: Come back, Cody!

Cody: Drew, I'm not coming back to SmackDown.

Drew: I miss you!

Drew: Randy misses you!

Drew: Even SOLO misses you!

Meanwhile Solo: *is partying in front of a banner that says "Cody's Been Gone For Two Weeks"*

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: Why do you think Salem asked us to sit in this cell?

Jaune: Maybe she'll give us a reward?

Ruby: Like Movie Passes!?

Jaune: Or and Oversized Coffee Mug!

Jaune and Ruby begin Bouncing on their bench in excitement

Salem: I've been thinking- STOP BOUNCING! this whole "Subjects for my Experiments thing really isn't working out. It's not you, It's me.

Ruby: You're setting us free?

Salem: Actually I'm just gonna eat you. See you at Dinner! *She leaves*

R+J: AAAAAHHH!

Jaune: *Covering Ruby's mouth* Wait. I have an Idea.

Ruby: Really? what is it?

Jaune: Let's Leave!

Ruby: But the Door is Locked, and the only out is through ... The Perfume Department! *Dramatic Sting*

Jaune: Let's do it.

[ssj2hindudude]

Rudy joining the Potatoes be like

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: "I'm very busy Ruby."

Ruby: "I'm sure you are!"

Weiss: [Squinting] "I don't like your tone."

Ruby: "🎶I'm sure you are~🎶"

[release-the-mccracken]

Vince: If you had to choose between Nikki and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take? Mick: That depends. How much money are we talking about? Nikki: Mick! Vince: 62 cents. Mick: I'll take the money. Nikki: MICK!

[joinerofmanyfandoms]

Cersei: Tyrion poisoned our water supply, burned down our crops, and delivered a plague into our house!

Jaime: He did?!

Cersei: No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Megaman: Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Everyone's Secret Reaction Probably When Miss Heed Gets Her Reputation Back And Goes Back As A Heroine

They so are giving her the glare because they know she's shit and have to pretend she's not.

[ovalleyofpenis]

Buggy: I handled him the same way I handle all enormous muscle-bound villains.

Shanks: With tears?

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Common Sentiments Towards Stolas

I all know what we all think.

[the-patchwork-girl-of-oz]

Boq, leaving munchkinland for the first time: it is becoming INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS.

Boq: I can deny it NO LONGER.

Boq:…I am small. :(

[incorrectteyvatism]

Ganyu: Did you hear that? It sounded like...despair. Xiao: It's probably me. Ganyu: No, no, not bitterness. Despair.

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Kamelsia: let’s face it, we’re failures.

Nagyunn: I can live with that.

Kamelsia: let’s change our names to Y and Bother.

[ssj2hindudude]

The Potatoes (And 2nd Gen) as Random SpongeBob Quotes (because I got bored)

(Of course, feel free to reblog responses to any of these)

Rudy, in a battle: Aiden, quick, wrap it up! Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Hurry up before it's too late!

Suru, over sharing to Ryan: Remember: Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

Valerie, to Abha: If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!

Aru, when Aiden starts avoiding her: This is great. Just the three of us: you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.

Mini: Don't be intimidated, Yamini. Try to imagine him in his underwear...*pictures Rudy wearing music note boxers* OH NO HE'S HOT!

Boo: Unhand that oreo, or the arm comes off!

Rudy: Are gemstones an instrument?

Aiden, when asked what he'll do now that he's died already: I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far.

Nikita, talking about Aru stopping the war: Once I had an ugly sister. She was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

Sleeper, when someone asks why he got corrupted: I WENT TO COLLEGE

Abha: Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one

Ghata: Priya's acting jumpier than Hanuman eating a mango...wait...what?

Brynne, after Kara betrays them and leaves: So long, Imitation Aru! Bye-bye!

"Tell him off, bro! Assert yourself!" "That's my ice cream cone!" "Great! Now let him have it!" "You can have it." "Say thanks, menace!" "NO-"

Narrator: Ah, Hinduism... so fascinating. So wonderful. So...Indian. Here, we see Atlanta, Georgia teeming with culture. Home to one of my favorite characters, Arundhati Shah. Yes, of course she lives in a museum, you silly.

[team-iceflower]

[Weiss bed ridden after Ruby accidentally blew her up with dust]

Ruby: "Weiss, I brought you something to dri-"

Weiss: "Why arent you in uniform?"

[Ruby steps out and then steps back in wearing a maid uniform]

Weiss: "Perfect."