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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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the voice of night vale 👏👏👏
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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."
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I FORGOT TO POST THIS ON JUNE FIFTEENTH BUT HAPPY TWO YEAR DEATHIVERSARY TO JANET LUBELLE I KNOW YOU'LL COME BACK ONE DAY BABY
#Janet lubelle has been dead for two slutty years#I miss her#Janet lubelle#I've been going into the patreon hangouts with my username set as “bring back Janet lubelle”#sometimes they mispronounce her name#that's okay I'll find it in my heart to forgive them someday#wtnv#welcome to night vale
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sorry i know i bring this up every week but im not over leonard burtons description of cecil
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VOTE FOR CARLOS DAVE ROBLES LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT DOES

PROPAGANDA
Carlos Dave Robles
Perfect hair. Gay. We love to see it
The Brain:
Tries to take over the world every night. Unfortunately he is a mouse, which makes this pretty much impossible. A for effort though
He's a literal mouse but instead of doing mouse stuff he spends every night trying - and failing - to take over the entire world. The dedication cannot be matched.
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I thought that this season was going to build up to some reveal where the three plots were related around a central theme that no one permanently dies in Night Vale. The plot about how no one can enter or leave would be related to how people can't leave even in death. The plot about Tabitha would be that even Night Vale's founders can return if necessary, that's how impermanent death is. And then the crates/Labyrinth were the means by which people can be returned.
But of course this is Night Vale so everything will be rushed into a resolution next episode. also Tabitha and the Labyrinth lady will probably die or fly away.
#maybe having three writers who don't talk to each other was a bad idea#wtnv#wtnv spoilers#this arc had so much potential I'm gonna be really disappointed when they end it June 15th#welcome to night vale
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to whoever put a "marauders" art in the pride month tag with a trans flag, lol. lmao even. please fuck yourself.
#jk Rowling is using her massive influence from the platform her fans keep giving her to destroy trans lives#if you read the books in your own home fine#if you're part of a stupid au group psychosis fandom on Tumblr#fine#but why would you tag an extremely triggering subject right where trans people can see it#and why are you keeping her career alive by participating in Harry Potter as a fandom#“it's marauders!” it's Harry Potter#you are an idiot#get off my blog#anyone who gives Rowling money unfollow me now
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esteban is nine now. if you even care.
esteban is seven now. if you even care.
#you = the writers#they forgot how old he is#and the last time he was talking in the show he talked like a toddler ugh
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Livestream just ended, the third and final time that they read out one of my questions Cranor called me "BBJL" instead which is admittedly hilarious.
I paid ten us dollars to join today's welcome to night vale Patreon meeting and made my username "bring back Janet Lubelle"
I also can't tell if I accidentally joined this meeting from my personal zoom or my company zoom
Will keep you all updated.
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Welcome to Night Vale does not pay people in advance
They pay in profit shares.
#fun fact!#I'm regretting joining this live stream#I didnt want to know that#that sucks so hard jesus#wtnv#welcome to night vale
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Joseph went on a tangent after someone compared Night Vale and Dropout TV, calling them spiritual siblings, by describing a time where he asked Dropout TV "when they started doing live shows" whether they wanted to do a Night Vale live show and they said no thanks, which it seems like he was surprised and slightly offended by.
I paid ten us dollars to join today's welcome to night vale Patreon meeting and made my username "bring back Janet Lubelle"
I also can't tell if I accidentally joined this meeting from my personal zoom or my company zoom
Will keep you all updated.
#he also doesn't like smarty-pants because he doesn't like it when people read off of power point slides#God I love night vale so much but I've been in this zoom for forty minutes and they're both kind of unlikeable tbh
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A few things that have happened so far:
Brie Williams is not here
Fink got in a one-sided argument with someone about whether or not John Steinbeck was an asshole or a good socialist
Finknor spent at least six minutes talking about Life of Pi and the art house theaters where they have seen it, which then segued into a discussion about animation, specifically why Smellovision TV has not been invented yet
Fink read out my question, which was "would you do an animated show", and mispronounced Lubelle
(The answer to the animation question by the way was "I'd love to but it's hard", I did record this answer and might post it later)
Cranor described a neofuturist show where he made instant coffee on Cecil Baldwin's nude body
Cranor read out my next question and did pronounce Lubelle correctly
My question was "How old is Esteban and will Cecilos have more children" but they only read the first part. Neither of them could remember how old Esteban was so Cranor pulled up the script. He reasoned that if Esteban was born in 2016, this would mean "Esteban is almost nine." Apparently he doesn't remember that they had previously stated Esteban's birthday is in March or April, but since Cranor, while reading the live show script, stated "Oh I didn't know that Esteban likes strawberries", I guess this is unsurprising
Fink doesn't like when people ask character ages because they don't have a show Bible with that kind of information
I paid ten us dollars to join today's welcome to night vale Patreon meeting and made my username "bring back Janet Lubelle"
I also can't tell if I accidentally joined this meeting from my personal zoom or my company zoom
Will keep you all updated.
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I paid ten us dollars to join today's welcome to night vale Patreon meeting and made my username "bring back Janet Lubelle"
I also can't tell if I accidentally joined this meeting from my personal zoom or my company zoom
Will keep you all updated.
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do you think that Cecil blames himself for what labyrinth is doing to Steve. and do you think he regrets all the years that he was so cruel to him.
#cecil palmer#he loves Steve a lot now but that doesn't make up for lost time especially if something bad happens#Steve was so happy before and now he's just not :(#Steve carlsberg#welcome to night vale#wtnv spoilers
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how life feels like when you actually enjoy a wtnv arc
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