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I vote that women begin introducing themselves this way. And saying "hi" this way. And probably "goodbye" also. Yup

Nobody sucked on my tits today I’m pretty sad about it 🥲

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F'ing art. Women are living art. Just look!

Alejandra Guilmant by Sam Dameshek

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I. Told. You. No. More. Amazon. Orders.

How Daddy is going to help you work out baby girl

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Buck the system cowgirl

@dvmbkitie

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Shhhhh. Let me finish before he gets home

₰

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Yes! At first the ruche gave it away 😆 and then I realized they are likely soaking wet also 🫢😶. Yes swimsuit bottoms. Final answer

Would you believe me if I said these are swimsuit bottoms 🤭

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An offering deserves to be blessed

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Timing is everything. Let's keep this rhythm until we reach the appropriate skin shade, yes?

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How I feel on days that end in the letter "y"

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Wow. These tits are actually 🔥 😂🤣

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I also would like a cock cleaner installed near my shower. Thank you

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How I start staff meetings at work.

It's policy

I need a touch

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Lather thoroughly, rinse nad repeat

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Love opening xmas presents

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You know when you're looking at a pic but you're imagining how much your hands would choke that waistline...

Good morning dear

Say it back 💕🌼☺️ done with my exams time to rest a bit...

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Hmph. Just realized I've never had blue hair knotted in my fist. 🤔🤭 #bucketlist

my new hair💚💙

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Mission driven...

Suck, slut.