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So years ago I was sent a story one of my friends found on a blog, which I assume is either on Tumblr or AO3. Now, I've been thinking about that story a lot recently and I really want to read it again but I just can't find it. It's about a soldier who enjoys collecting other people's curses as he kills them. He comes across a village and encounters a single wizard. The wizard doesn't fight (I think) so the soldier kills him. The wizard then curses him to never be able to fight again/live a peaceful life. So after trying to get back into battle and being thwarted by random bouts of peace wherever he goes, he goes back to that village and starts living in the wizards house. He then grows to regret his action and the rest is kind of blurry. Can someone help me find this?

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Give Chris Hackney a round of applause everyone, his portrayal of Dimitri just had me sobbing 😭✌

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But why does "Talk To Much" by COIN fit Sylvain Jose Gautier so much. I would love to animate it, but alas, I haven't learned how to. Yet.

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Did I just make milk bread for the sole reason of running around the house yelling: "TORU OIKAWA'S FAVORITE FOOD IS MILK BREAD. HIS MOTTO IS: "IF YOU'RE GOING TO HIT IT, HIT IT TILL IT BREAKS?!?!?" Yes, yes I did. (the bread was good by the way)

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Detroit: Become Human Headcanons

What the title says:

-When a person of interest or a suspect runs away from the police, Nine's doesn't run after them like Connor; he just freakin speedwalks after them. Like- imagine you're the criminal and you look behind you to see if anyone is pursueing you and you see this android just- power-walking after you, and somehow he's gaining on you???

-Luther is totally the type of guy to pull a Hagrid, like when someone points a gun at him or Kara or Alice, he reaches out for it and ties it into a pretzel.

-Connor becomes Sumo's new favorite person so whenever Connor enters the flat Sumo runs to him and Hank is kinda jealous.

-Hank treats Connor's "birthday" as the day he first met him (give or take a few days) and it falls on Cole's birthday as well.

-After Connor really becomes a deviant he realizes how much he likes casual clothes. Like his suit and tie is fine, but he rocked that beanie and hoodie he was wearing, so for his birthday (see headcanon above) Hank buys him Detroit Police merch (jackets, t-shirts, hoodies) and Connor's LED goes crazy.

-Whenever Alice comes home from school Kara and Luther make a point to always welcome her home with a smile and a hug.

-When Connor first comes back to the police station, Gavin doesn't know he's a deviant, so he orders Connor to get him a coffee. Connor looks at him, then simply says: "Get your own coffee." smiles politely, and walks away. Hank overhears this and he and Connor high-five as Connor walks back to his desk.

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SPOILERS FOR THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER E5

I don't know if anyone else noticed this part in Bucky's confrontation with Baron Zemo but when Zemo was saying goodbye to Bucky as he was being taken away by the dora milaje, he said: "Goodbye James." instead of 'Goodbye Winter Soldier' or 'Goodbye Bucky'. He recognized that Bucky wasn't the Winter Soldier anymore and I don't know, that just really stuck with me.

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@ohspiritsholdmydrink I guess I know what I'm getting you for your birthday :3333

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

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So I've been obsessivly reading the Purple Hyacinth Webtoon (I HIGHLY reccomend) and I ran some names through an incorrect quote generator and had to share. These might contain spoilers.

Keiran, pointing: May I sit there? Lauren: That's my lap Keiran: That doesn't answer my question, Lauren.

Lauren: How do I deal with my enemies? Keiran: Kill them Lauren: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Keiran: Kill them only a little?

Keiran: I'm a reverse necromancer. Lauren: Isn't that just killing people? Keiran: Ah, technicality.

William: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of messing up and my anxiety. I'll wait. Kym: You and me!!! William, tearing up: Okay.

Lauren: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Keiran: You mean literally or figuratively? Lauren: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Keiran: Must be hard not being able to laugh Lauren: I do have a sense of humor you know Keiran: I’ve never heard you laugh before Lauren: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

William: So what’s for dinner? Kym, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Lauren, talking about Tim Sake: I prevented a murder today. Kym: Really? How’d you do that? Lauren: self control.

Lauren: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Kym: It’s not a joke. Kym: *sniffles* Kym: I’m a legit snack.

Keiran: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Lauren: I think you mean cards. Keiran, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Harvey: *Gets down on one knee* Belladonna: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Harvey: *Falls over* Belladona: The poison is kicking in.

Willaim: Officer Randall, keep an eye on Kym today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Grumpy Cat: Sure, I’d love to see Kym get punched. Willaim: Try again. Grumpy Cat, sighing: I will stop Kym from getting punched.

Willaim, driving Lauren and Kym: So how was your day? Kym: We almost got surprise adopted! Willaim: What? Lauren: We almost got kidnapped. Willaim: Oh, okay. Willaim: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Voltron Marching Band AU as things that have happened in my band class/marching band! (this is building off @voltron-marching-band's and @imagine-voltron's ideas) (There are some COVID related ones in here as well) -Lance's slide keeps shooting out under Pidge's chair when he plays Sleigh Ride and he has to hurridly bow down and snatch it before he has to play again. -(In my head Coran is one of the band directors) Coran: Today guys WE'RE GOING ON A LITERAL FIELD TRIP, EVERYONE TO THE PRACTICE FIELD-- -Coran: We're going to the Burlington Mall after for food- Everyone: CHICK-FIL-A!!!! -(Keith plays flute and piccilo) Keith: *has to swap during a piece so he starts setting up his piccilo and stand* Coran: NOT THE PICCILO-- -They all horribly mispronounce their pieces. -Coran, @ a soft but articulated section: Play like your mom is whisper scolding you in the grocery store -*percussion starts the cadence* *everyone in the band starts belting the 20th Century Fox intro* -Coran: Trombone 3's, can you sing your part? Lance: But there are like, 100 people watching!!! Coran: *dismisses that there's an entire audience behind him* No there isn't, sing your part-- -*in brass sectionals* Section Leader: I need you all to shut up. Lance: You know I have a very hard time doing that but I'll try." -Pidge is having trouble getting her euphonium through the door and Hunk runs to her aid like he's been waiting for this moment his entire life. -*in sax sectionals* Shiro: You MAY have sweatpants on, but do you have- *pulls sweatpants down to reveal shorts* -SHORTS underneath them? . . . . I'm tired. -Lance: That moment when I tell a story in Band and everyone but Mr. Coran sent an f in the chat Pidge: He cares not for the common people, and so we must throw him down. Viva la revolucion. -Lance: A trombone is a COVID flamethrower -Coran: I have to log in for parent night and explain to them that I have no idea what I'm doing. -Hunk: Could you hear Pidge? Lance: I could only hear Pidge -(Shiro also plays Baritone Sax) Hunk *drops his mouthpiece down Shiro's bell to see what happens* *can't reach it* quiznak Shiro: *proceeds to shake his instrument and open the valves trying to get it out*

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Sometimes when my spit valve is full and I'm feeling extra spiteful I chase one of my friends around and threaten to dump it on them.

marching band au

pidge: ugh, i got so much spit in my sax. gotta empty it out.

lance: seriously? right in front of my rifle?

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I was going to reblog this with my title but of course you had to beat me to it >:< (I'm an Oracle of Profound Excellence as well)

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Aran: "if you guys don't behave so HELP ME I will TURN THIS MISSION AROUND-"

What is your OC’s role in the found family group dynamic?

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Peter is the smol hyper child that seems like they want to kill themselves. Nicholas is the tired dad that is constantly saving Peter's life and keeping his other six children under control

What is your OC’s role in the found family group dynamic?

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AU Idea

Soulmate AU but its just minor online school inconveniences. You turn your mic off? Your soulmates mic turns on. You turn your camera off? Your soulmates camera turns on. Your network connection is fine? Your poor soulmate has to restart their computer seven times.

My friend (@ohspiritsholdmydrink) also came up with some non-online school inconveniences: Your bedroom door is closed? Theirs randomly opens. Front door is locked? Their front door is unlocked. Your music is playing? Theirs isn't "Robbers: We have a 50% chance of being able to just walk right in"

It also made me think of how funny it would be if you were just- done with your soulmate so you sit by the door and lock it but they lock theirs so yours unlocks and you lock it again and they lock theirs again and its just a vicious cycle of furious locking of doors.

You try to shut your door and after you shut it it creaks open again so you sit in front of that door and let your soulmate know that unless they freaking find you, they gotta keep their door open, cause heaven knows you aren't keeping yours open.

Oh my gosh, imagine the attempts at like, training your soulmate. Like you do certain things at specific times and you learn the schedule of the other person. Like your soulmate likes to keep their door closed from 9pm to 7am or something and they listen to music from 2pm-3pm so you both work around eachother, that would be so cute.

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Ok so since @ohspiritsholdmydrink can’t think of anything, I’ll list some things for them: -They’re great at giving me good writing advice -They’re funny -They fangirl with me -They’re a trooper (swim/dryland sounds rough) -They have dope ideas -They’re my emotional support friend :3 -They’re smart -No one cares about grammar -Their writing is great -Their drawings are great -They ARE a good public speaker :D Ok I guess they tagged me here goes: -I’m a good writer -I like my art style -I’m smart -I’m good at volleyball -I’m a good baker idk who to tag, I have no other friends on Tumblr other than @ohspiritsholdmydrink

Alright.

Everyone,

And I mean EVERYONE

who sees this post has to reblog it with something they love about themselves and tag at least one other person. I’m tired of the self-negativity, myself included, so let’s try to spread some positivity, ok?

Thanks for the tag @hmmm-what-am-i-doing <33

Uh, I guess I love my love for my friends and family lol (mutuals, y'all are in the same category as friends). 

@vi-the-former-seaturtle @sunniebelle @lyrachloezhang @letter-from-the-refuge @leshitposts @avikidnaplan

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Idk why you put this Thia person there, her name is Thiefia.

This is my character (In the same campaign as Theifia) named Felix, but since this is a female picrew, I genderbent him. He’s the party tank/fighter. He’s 6.

and yet...another picrew

link:https://picrew.me/image_maker/197122

tagging: @ara-the-fangirling-author​

@chaoticgayandnerdy​ 

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You tag me as a friend I’m ur sister u dungus

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.