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Flanos

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Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

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we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

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here’s MY favorite dynamics

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death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

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Shoes like these wind up at Goodwill because the person was honest with themselves: They simply couldn’t handle the power of flamingo-toed shoes. Whoever you are, thank you for your honesty. Someone WILL come along, and it will be like pulling the sword from the stone. 

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I love these far to much lmao

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Innocent kid dies

Oompa Loompas:

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Hey guys, just a heads up -

Viagogo is advertising Queen tickets on here.

Do not, under any circumstances, purchase anything from Viagogo.

They routinely add additional fees – $50 tickets at the check out, but then they charge you a $200 processing fee (yes, $200), and there is no way to get your money back. And then you rock up at the concert in question and find that there are four other people with your same ticket, because you were all sold fakes.

A colleague of mine had this happen – two tickets, and they should have been $70 all up. $475 was taken from her account. They weren’t able to get the unapproved money back.

Adding insult to injury, weeks later they arrived at the show, went to buzz in their ticket and it bounced. Someone else had already used that ticket to get in. Security went and found the person, and while this was happening, more security brought over a third person who also had the same ticket. The person who had arrived first had the legit ticket, and the other two were fakes. Fakes that cost nearly $500.

They have 2,479 one-star reviews on Product Review, the last of which was shared 17 hours ago, all with similar stories.

Don’t buy anything from Viagogo. They will rob you blind, and you won’t even get to see the show.

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Does this sound familiar to anyone else?

Your mom is always doing all the chores and housework. Your father is there, but he won’t help without an ordeal. You have a brother, but he ignores your mom’s requests and locks himself in his room immediately after school and after dinner. Exhausted, your mom turns to you and asks for help.

When you were a child and were asked to help, you always used to point to your brother and whine, “but why doesn’t HE have to?” What you couldn’t see was that he would inevitably refuse, throw tantrums, and do a purposefully bad job, which your mother would wind up having to do over again anyway. In this way, asking your brother (or father, even) to do a task doubles the time it takes to complete it. And your mother has come to understand this. So although she will call both of you and give you both chores, she only enforces it with you. Because despite the fact that you hate it, as every child does, you do not act like your brother. Your chores get done, not without whining, but they get thoroughly done.

When you got older, you’d do what she requested without whining.

Now, years after that, you don’t even have to be asked.

You are keenly aware that only half of the people in the house do the chores. That half is all female. You and your mom. You resent this, but you love your mother, and will always help her. When there is a family gathering, there is still that gendered split. Again, you resent this, but you care about your mother, and her mother, and your aunts, so you will always help them.

And that’s how it was for your mother when she was a girl. And hers. And you realize that this is probably how it has always gone, that this is how things came to be how they are. And what can you do about it? Nothing, except for picking up the next dirty dish and taking solace in the knowledge that you are not alone in your anger.

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Broke: Corporate Twitter Memes

Woke: Spark Notes/Education Based Twitter Memes

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@supermunchor

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A little reminder I made for myself a couple of years back about the eternal struggle and process and determination of being an artist, the cyclical nature of pride and frustration and inspiration I found myself in as a child. I think it’s kind of a beautiful thing.

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mutuals do this: