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remember boys and girls and non-binary pals, if you don't want to purchase the f1 subscription to watch races, sebastian vettel will always encourage you to become a pirate

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I swear to god this fucking season has been so silly already, the only thing that could possibly make it even better is if michael fucking schumacher came back from his long nap and rejoined the grid at 55 to just be a menace to society, absolutely TERRIFY ferrari, beat jos verstappen and helmut marko to death with a baseball bat and then proceed to adopt everyone

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no y'all don't understand they are my ACTUAL parents

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“Who is the hottest f1 driver?”

– Charles Leclerc, obviously

“That's such a basic answer”

– ALRIGHT, YOU WANT THE REAL ANSWER??

“YES”

– SEBASTIAN VETTEL REVERSING A CAR WITH HIMSELF TURNED AROUND IN HIS SEAT AND HIS ARM BEHIND KIMIS SEAT

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the way fernando is rapidly becoming one of my favorite drivers on the grid because he is the pettiest man ALIVE

like he edged george and oscar for an HOUR before crossing the finish line in suzuka he is so messy i love him

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i've been watching formula one for exactly three days and i want to take a baseball bat to jos verstappen's kneecaps and spine

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god i love dune twitter

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look i know we all have our own opinions of different chefs and presenters but can we all collectively agree that geoffrey zakarian and alex guarnaschelli were fucking, ESPECIALLY during next iron chef season 4 and the rest of ica before it ended

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Spock absolutely booking it through an alien jungle planet it with an injured shirtless Jim in his arms: Doctor, the Captain needs immediate medical treatment.

Bones, playing Temple Run on his communicator since they've lost contact with the ship: I have a t-rex and a go fish card. The fuck do I look like? A miracle worker?

(He still manages to save Jim's life out of spite and Spock's promise of multiple bottles of Romulan ale.)

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is this man aware he's the funniest fucking person on planet earth like sir PLEASE

him and rick rossovich need to start a podcast I AM BEGGING

since that one post about edwards not wearing shoes during top gun is doing so well i thought i may as well i may show my favorite things anthony edwards said on reddit when he was given the chance

if y’all want more don’t hesitate to tell me because i enjoy this. too much

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it's coronation day, so i'm patiently waiting for news of christopher eccleston snapping and finally committing regicide

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Iceman: *turns to Slider* That one. I want that one.

Maverick: *grinning like an idiot while trying to catch the straw of his drink with his tongue and failing*

Slider(sighing, with his nose in-between two fingers): Jesus fucking christ.

Maverick(trying to flirt with Ice): What do you like to do?

Iceman: Read.

Maverick: What's your favourite book?

Iceman: "Catcher in the Rye".

Maverick: Oh, I LOVE "Catcher in the Rye"! Y'know, I loved the end when the main guy finally...caught all that rye.

Iceman: *stares*

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petition to have ryan ross, spencer smith, and dallon weekes re-record every p!atd album up until pray for the wicked a la taylor swift taylor's version style

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tom cruise i know what you are

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if i had a nickel for every time Val Kilmer's characters have either biological or adopted queer children, I'd have two nickels but it's iconic that it's happened twice

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Matilda by Harry Styles is for children who don’t have a good relationship with their mother(or father) and constantly feel like they need to be doing more. They can never express themsleves in front of their parents because they will be rebuked for it. They're constantly getting yelled at for no reason, always stressed, choke back their sobs and feel that they are a disappointment at all times.

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Tom Cruise deserves some sort of award for constantly denying the fact that he's wanted Val Kilmer to fuck him for almost forty years and hasn't slept a wink since.