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with kmag's race ban, haas has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing ever

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"fernando alonso is 43 years old" WRONG! he is five actually

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for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

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happy birthday to our favorite papi

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to the homphobes commenting on ralf's extremely brave post and officially coming out saying that he doesn't deserve the Schumacher name, i'm sorry but you obviously don't know who the FUCK michael schumacher is and what he stands for. michael's probably already known for YEARS even before the accident and has supported and loved his brother the entire time, so for anyone to say that michael wouldn't support ralf if he was able to makes my blood boil. michael would be actively running over homophobes in his ferrari at pride parades and giving out free dad hugs and donate millions to queer charities. THAT'S who michael schumacher is, and who his entire family is, anyone who disagrees can fuck off.❤️

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hi everyone i am in pain enjoy the memes

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happy pride to iceman and his batshit crazy twink that produces undeniable results with extremely questionable methods and flirts with anything that moves while driving/flying something that goes vroom vroom

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ferrari fans how are y'all holding up

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ok but real talk if he could walk michael schumacher would've ABSOLUTELY been in Barbie even for a cameo I mean

you cannot convince me that this man right here would not IMMEDIATELY put on a bright pink racing suit and happily tell you that his job is car with the biggest stupidest smile on his face

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oh no they're very gay mika told me himself while staring at a picture of his husband's tits

did they eat magnents or are they just gay

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Michael Schumacher ~ Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels

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remember boys and girls and non-binary pals, if you don't want to purchase the f1 subscription to watch races, sebastian vettel will always encourage you to become a pirate

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I swear to god this fucking season has been so silly already, the only thing that could possibly make it even better is if michael fucking schumacher came back from his long nap and rejoined the grid at 55 to just be a menace to society, absolutely TERRIFY ferrari, beat jos verstappen and helmut marko to death with a baseball bat and then proceed to adopt everyone

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no y'all don't understand they are my ACTUAL parents