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@theoriginalkittypet

Crowcall likes giving gifts to their clanmates, Bristletail is no exception

@theoriginalkittpet for Bristletail (hope I made her fluffy enough)

@mommyclan

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CrowHawkAsh

ok hey hear me out. all three malefail bastard bitch ass fuckwad men of tnp get together.

It has potential drama, angst, acquaintances to lovers to enemies to lovers, everything you could need.

First of all: These three are a NIGHTMARE at gatherings. Anything a clan leader says is heckled and mocked by one of them, ESPECIALLY Blackstar. It got to the point that the leaders have to coordinate who they're bringing to the gathering this month.

Second of all: Hawkleaf and Crowleaf tried to happen at different times and they fought over her and fell out in their early relationship bc hawkash was crow's rebound from leaf at first. However, ashfur is too manipulate mansplain malewife to let his boyfriends hate one another so he smooths it over between them and a few moons later they're all kissing again. they fight a lot, too, but always make up in the end.

Third: When hawk dies, Ash is so upset he refuses to go to the gatherings for MOONS, to the point Crow finds out one gathering because of rumors and whispers around him. Crow is annoyed enough that he stops caring that Hawk is dead and starts caring that his other boyfriend hasn't left his nest for more than water, food, and the dirtplace in literal moons. So he sneaks out next gathering he's assigned, and literally drags Ashfur out, with Bramble's blessing, in front of EVERYONE (even the baby jayhollylion litter bc theyre old enough to be out and about in camp by now) to force him to the gathering. So Ashfur is kicking, screaming, wailing and crying as he's dragged to the gathering by Crow. Leaf is fucking bamboozled enough that she tells Squirrel that her baby daddy is crow, and squirrel is pissed until she further elaborates that crow wasn't even looking at ash until after she dated him. (She hasn't told squirrel about her brief fling with hawk, but squirrel is suspicious because leaf seemed sad about the news of hawk's death) Anyways, at the gathering, Crow is cuddling and grooming ash rigorously to get the nastiness built up out of his fur, and eventually ash returns the favor. It's the first gathering in a year or so that the leaders hope crow and ash can be together at one, but half a moon later crow dumps ash because of "personal reasons"

Fourth: Those personal reasons are actually his internalized homophobia. Crow is afraid of being gay so as soon as it becomes an idea in his head that Maybe he doesn't like girls? he freaks out and dumps ash. so ash is now angry and depressed, and he's focusing this anger back onto squirrelflight because he doesn't want to hold resentment for the man he loves. (Note: Ash is bi, Hawk is pan, and Crow is gay). This culminates in the fire scene and his death like a year later.

Fifth: Crow is so distraught that his last living loverman is dead that he becomes a nest hermit, and nightcloud, who is stuck raising breezepelt now, is angry as she realizes Crow never loved her. He only loved his "stupid thunderclan and riverclan boytoys!" and was with her for the looks. She knew it was weird he was immediately pushing to have kits when they got together but not that it was because he didn't want to face his feelings. She yelled at him during the dumping of him, telling him if he had admitted and faced his emotions that he wouldn't be so pathetic and unlovable now, which she later regrets telling him as, even trying to fall in love again keeps going wrong for crow until eventually he gives up on loving again. (note: this is to expand upon how grief works, NOT to make crow sympathetic. He is still a horrible, neglectful father and shit partner in this au, but at least nightcloud dumps him early.)

Sixth: Heathertail, who is secretly in a mutual loveship with Cinderheart and Hollyleaf, but also trying to break apart from her lover to escape the codebreaking problems, is the one who helps Crow out of his rut. She shows him how to have at least solace in a world without Ash or Hawk, and he eventually tells her she should pursue Cinder so that she doesn't wind up like him, sad, alone, and gay. (Heather is gay, Holly is aroace but comfortable with romance, and cinder is omni. Cinderlion is a genuine love here but not as genuine as cinderheather, as lion is cinder's rebound)

Seventh: Cinder, Holly, and Heather join up in a mutual QPR. Holly remains functionally single otherwise, Cinder stays with Lion outside of the QPR, and Heather gets with breezepelt.

(heather is not onestar's kit in this au.)

mod soda

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OMG LOOK. KITTY ALREADY SAW THIS BUT ITS SO COOL!!!/pos - mod soda

for @kittysboba !!!

thought maybe they could just retire from the celebrity life and live old together :)

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HI!

Want to see a collaborative rewrite being made?

Want to watch the clans be restructured as we make their lives worse and better all at once and be able to talk about it while it’s happening?

Then you’ve come to the right place! Come join our silly collab server and watch the chaos unfold right before your very eyes!

*We are not responsible for anything you do if you read it and don’t like it.

*we are not responsible for your mental health and will be twing only official arc channels

*This au is meant to start lighthearted and eventually turn dark, so be wary.

But most importantly…

HAVE FUN!

https://discord.gg/r44FdpadEu

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other mods add yourself to tags if you're down - mod soda

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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tested clip studio paint on my chromebook with: squilf

i love the look but god my hand hurts

i still hate art programs that fill the entire canvas instead of just your lineart tho. - mod soda

(also an attempt to make a repeatable design for a hopefully future project...)

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Hypokits are open

My rules

Keep the parents to 3 max. No shade to polycules that go beyond that, I just want to keep from headache.

Make sure it’s characters I’ve already designed. If not, request the parents first.

I‘ll probably make a au around them

If I don’t want to do a ship, I’ll let you know

I’ll be rolling a dice to see how many we get.

Other than that, request away.

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howdy mods!

favorite non clan cat?

RAVENPAW AND BARLEY! but I also really enjoy sol - mod kitty

for some reason, quince. - mod soda

Does Brick from BloodClan count? - Mod ☕️

Scourge, Princess, Smudge, and Cody - Mod Dorito

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What do you think is Tigerstar's favorite food

frogs. this mf will chow down on them anytime (headcanon) -Mod Thistle

rats because he is a rat. - mod soda

Rabbit, he's no where near fast enough to catch one, so he will raid the fresh-kill pile when he can - Mod Dorito

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silly things

guess who's being silly again? i made a new story. heres some aesthetic photos i associate with it under the cut

characters i have created:

the sand cat is the protagonist, the maned lioness is his mentor and the colony's leader, and the grizzly is her mentor and previous leader

(the next leader is chosen during the mid to late life stage of the previous leader and trained/raised from a young age in isolation from the other youth of the colony in order to prepare them for the task of leading. with this context in mind, Sand cat protag was chosen early in lioness mentor's life, and )

Landscape inspiration: a world where humans suddenly stopped existing

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hi mods! any au’s of yours you would like to talk about?

so I have this interpretation of nightheart that takes idea of her being a trans woman and taking that idea and fully developing it into her character. in turn, this greatly affects her character and is completely different from her canon counterpart. but I am proud of it. - mod eva-00

oOOOO I’ve got one! it’s an au where barley is a vampire pirate and raven is a mercat prince. it’s anthropomorphic and takes place in the 60s/70s. (however they have modern medicine and being lgbtqia+/queer is a normal thing .) in the AU werewolves and vampires see each other as equals and they’re rivals with Merfolk/Mercats. However Raven and Barley bring peace to Mercats/Merfolk Vampires and Werewolves.

also fun fact about barley in this au. he only likes rodent blood. The AU is called fish and fangs and (I’ve also posted about it on my main blog @/kittysboba so maybe you might also recognize it from there?) - mod Kitty.

i have a trans mtf brackenstar au! if you figured out my blog from this no you did not. - mod soda

I have a Shadowclan Firestar Au on the brain - Mod Dorito

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Are there werewolves in your vampire au?

Yes! If I remember correctly we initially decided the cats of the park would be werewolves, but the trajectory of the au has changed a lot since then, so it's more likely that they're just there occasionally!

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Least favorite cat besides the obvious

Or just ones you dislike for no reason?

stormfur and graystripe - mod EVA-00

I don’t like lionblaze for some reason. I also do not like leopardstar. - mod Kitty (I was finally able to get in lol)

Graystripe, Thornclaw, and Mouse "too mixed" fur - Mod Dorito

i dont knoooooow - mod soda

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partly outdated designs for our stupid solsquirrel crack au

feat: Hazel Lilith Ford (Hollyfang/leaf), Sarah Ford (Squilf), Jasper Ford (Jayfeather), Lennard/Lenny Ford (Lion), and King Solstice (Vampire!Sol) - mod soda

interesting notes:

Hazel is a Dhampir (half vampire), and is Sol and Sarah's forbidden child.

Jasper and Lenny are still Leah's (Leaf's) kids, but they were raised by Sarah alone with Hazel as their irish twin because the sisters had to hide it SOMEHOW. (Leah took a vow of celibacy in their religion when she became a doctor)

A lot of the plot is changed, including that hazel is the primary character, and her rival is Danzi Kessler (Darktail but italian)

Sarah's design has changed since i drew her as we decided Sand is mixed race immediately after i finished her and i did NOT want to destroy solsitce. that man is too pretty.

this is my first time ever adding more than one color to someone's skin with an airbrush please be nice/silly

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quick break from swiftpaw's wish because i made a mommyclan oc and his canon status is on hold until an ask i sent in is answered but im too excited so here. - mod soda

his name is sodapaw, later sodahorrors. no reason i just like the word horrors :] also he LOOKS like a horror mascot

[Bonus under the cut]

mmm pebsi. also i love how the smudged eyes look.

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barley and raven In swiftpaw’s wish hehe :)

-mod Kitty

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What If Scenarios

I asked the other mods to give me some kits or apprentices that died young, so that I could give some ideas on what I'd do with them instead:

Lynxkit of ThunderClan:

(Suggested by Mod Soda Pop)

Potential names: Lynxpatch or Lynxfang

She'd have Patchpelt as her mentor instead of father like canon... Tigerstar is probably her father here but I'm not exactly sure- She's close with her little sister Tawnypelt and the two look very alike! She and Swift aren't... too close. She's actually more friendly with Thornpaw and Fernpaw to contrast with Swift, Cloud and Bright- because I think its funny- She's a lot more studious and very hard headed. She sticks to her own ideals, she reminds me a lot of both her parents and Swiftpaw lmao. Also decided she should be Ferncloud's mate.

-patch suffix because of her mentor and -fang suffix because she's a good fighter and has a sharp tongue

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Snowkit of ThunderClan:

(Suggested by Mod Eva)

Potential names: Snowmistle or Snowshine Snowkit beloved... I love the idea of Snowkit becoming a guard of sorts? Like someone who actively keeps watch. I think that's because I remember Smallear sounding an alarm I the first book and well- Snowkit's his son Brackenfur does train Snowkit tho cuz I like Brackenfur and I like their bond. Along with Speckletail helping them! Snowpaw very much looks up to his big sister Goldenflower and thinks she's really cool... I think it'd be interesting if he ends up in a cross clan relationship... and what if... maybe?? Stormfur or Feathertail?? I'm not sure who else is in that age range tbh-

-mistle suffix after his littermate and -shine after how he shone through Bluestar's reign and is kinda like a lighthouse shining the right direction ya know with him being a guard and stuff Also I just wanted something that wasn't hawk related and kinda matched with his siblings!

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Willowkit of RiverClan:

(Suggested by Mod Dorito)

Potential names: Willowfall or Willowberry

Willowkit beloved ♡ She's the one I got most attached to as a kid. I imagine she's pretty quiet and basically the polar opposite of her sister with Silverpaw being a bit... stuck up (affectionate) Willowpaw is the type of person to give and give and be humble and kinda later have impostor syndrome... maybe it has to do with her mom- But she sorta eases up when Loudpaw and her start hanging out more... she's kinda like her rock and helps her ground herself when she's *really* spiraling, yes they become mates- I'm not sure who her mentor is here? Probably Sunfish tbh-

- Fall after windfalls... cuz she's the apple of her parents eye ya know? -Berry after... well... who other than Brambleberry ♡ Also cuz she's sweet like berries

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Turtlekit of ShadowClan:

(Suggested by Mod Kitty)

Potential names: Turtledove or Turtleskid

Turtlekit is beloved. I love her. She's very close with her cousin Brownpaw... who uh... I'm gonna say is apart of a different litter than Littlecloud and Wetfoot because if not that's just ... weird? Cinderfur was only sire and she and her littermates knew that... but she still wanted to impress him all the same! She's very high achieving and bites off more than she can chew- which is both praised and looked down upon so she's often very confused and seeking out praise while getting in trouble-

She becomes close to Oakpaw and they both just... become frenemies. Both competing yet still respect each other.... it's frenemies to lovers yes. Oakpaw is Oakfur... who is such a nothing character despite training Tawnypelt and Tigerheart lmao. They're both cranky old people yet very much love and respect each other Also I'm giving Tawnypelt to Turtledove/skid to train instead because why not

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Rustlepaw of WindClan:

(Suggested by Mod Kitty)

Potential names: Rustlefrond or Rustlegust

Their mentor will be Webfoot... despite him being his uncle (I imagine he's Whitetail's brother) he's kinda the only one who can sorta... keep down Rustlepaw's eager nature, always getting into everything and having leafs and twigs stuck to their pelt- They're very wreckless and were held back on their Warrior ceremony due to that... but eventually they did get their name and were very happy about it!

Everyone's kinda put off about how eager they are to explore... but they soon settled down after their little siblings were born and was immediately attached to Heatherkit. Before then Rustlefrond/gust was genuinely considering leaving clan life to explore... with their best friend Pebblefoot of RiverClan... of course they're still very close with Pebblefoot regardless

-Mod ☕️