#mod ramble

[eclipsen-smiles]

Hear me out.

I don’t think he’d WANT to turn back into a semihuman. He’s already lost so much of himself, and what he looks like now IS him. He’s been like this for years, it’s a part of him, I don’t think he’s willingly go through more experimental testing just to loose himself AGAIN.

Like, yea it possible, sure, sure he’s be able to appear human again, but is that even worth it? He lost himself once, he found himself again, I doubt he’d want to loose himself again.

It’s like…

Getting rid of old cringy childhood photos. You wouldn’t do it willingly. That’s you, it was you, sure you don’t like it, but it’s still part of you, that you wouldn’t get rid of willingly.

If you could delete part of how you acted as a child, I’m sure a lot of us would be like “hell yea,” at first. But actually thinking about it, sure it was stupid and cringy, but I definitely wouldn’t be ME without it.

[askfembendy]

||On the topic of batim I am genuinely planning on reworking on a very old blog of mine, I’ve been giving sneak peeks of it throughout the years but it is very poorly planned out lol||

[most-fuck-able-ff14]

*sips hot chocolate* I was not expecting the Nero vs Magnai poll to be this close, I can't wait for the next poll. -Mod Fisher

[valshe-eng]

Happy Birthday, VALSHE!

[those-weird-twolegs]

CrowHawkAsh

ok hey hear me out. all three malefail bastard bitch ass fuckwad men of tnp get together.

It has potential drama, angst, acquaintances to lovers to enemies to lovers, everything you could need.

First of all: These three are a NIGHTMARE at gatherings. Anything a clan leader says is heckled and mocked by one of them, ESPECIALLY Blackstar. It got to the point that the leaders have to coordinate who they're bringing to the gathering this month.

Second of all: Hawkleaf and Crowleaf tried to happen at different times and they fought over her and fell out in their early relationship bc hawkash was crow's rebound from leaf at first. However, ashfur is too manipulate mansplain malewife to let his boyfriends hate one another so he smooths it over between them and a few moons later they're all kissing again. they fight a lot, too, but always make up in the end.

Third: When hawk dies, Ash is so upset he refuses to go to the gatherings for MOONS, to the point Crow finds out one gathering because of rumors and whispers around him. Crow is annoyed enough that he stops caring that Hawk is dead and starts caring that his other boyfriend hasn't left his nest for more than water, food, and the dirtplace in literal moons. So he sneaks out next gathering he's assigned, and literally drags Ashfur out, with Bramble's blessing, in front of EVERYONE (even the baby jayhollylion litter bc theyre old enough to be out and about in camp by now) to force him to the gathering. So Ashfur is kicking, screaming, wailing and crying as he's dragged to the gathering by Crow. Leaf is fucking bamboozled enough that she tells Squirrel that her baby daddy is crow, and squirrel is pissed until she further elaborates that crow wasn't even looking at ash until after she dated him. (She hasn't told squirrel about her brief fling with hawk, but squirrel is suspicious because leaf seemed sad about the news of hawk's death) Anyways, at the gathering, Crow is cuddling and grooming ash rigorously to get the nastiness built up out of his fur, and eventually ash returns the favor. It's the first gathering in a year or so that the leaders hope crow and ash can be together at one, but half a moon later crow dumps ash because of "personal reasons"

Fourth: Those personal reasons are actually his internalized homophobia. Crow is afraid of being gay so as soon as it becomes an idea in his head that Maybe he doesn't like girls? he freaks out and dumps ash. so ash is now angry and depressed, and he's focusing this anger back onto squirrelflight because he doesn't want to hold resentment for the man he loves. (Note: Ash is bi, Hawk is pan, and Crow is gay). This culminates in the fire scene and his death like a year later.

Fifth: Crow is so distraught that his last living loverman is dead that he becomes a nest hermit, and nightcloud, who is stuck raising breezepelt now, is angry as she realizes Crow never loved her. He only loved his "stupid thunderclan and riverclan boytoys!" and was with her for the looks. She knew it was weird he was immediately pushing to have kits when they got together but not that it was because he didn't want to face his feelings. She yelled at him during the dumping of him, telling him if he had admitted and faced his emotions that he wouldn't be so pathetic and unlovable now, which she later regrets telling him as, even trying to fall in love again keeps going wrong for crow until eventually he gives up on loving again. (note: this is to expand upon how grief works, NOT to make crow sympathetic. He is still a horrible, neglectful father and shit partner in this au, but at least nightcloud dumps him early.)

Sixth: Heathertail, who is secretly in a mutual loveship with Cinderheart and Hollyleaf, but also trying to break apart from her lover to escape the codebreaking problems, is the one who helps Crow out of his rut. She shows him how to have at least solace in a world without Ash or Hawk, and he eventually tells her she should pursue Cinder so that she doesn't wind up like him, sad, alone, and gay. (Heather is gay, Holly is aroace but comfortable with romance, and cinder is omni. Cinderlion is a genuine love here but not as genuine as cinderheather, as lion is cinder's rebound)

Seventh: Cinder, Holly, and Heather join up in a mutual QPR. Holly remains functionally single otherwise, Cinder stays with Lion outside of the QPR, and Heather gets with breezepelt.

(heather is not onestar's kit in this au.)

mod soda

[agent4-sqidbeaksplatoon]

I just wanted to say, a big thank you. For being a super good agent 4 ask blog. I just don't have the words. But thank you. For being a blog! I really love your work. Your like my hero tbh.

I'm lost for words honestly

[Thank you so much as well! Honestly this feels so nice to hear, that this can actually be something of substance to at least a handful of people out there. I'm so glad to hear that from someone. I don't know who you are Anon, but you made my day. Thanks again, for that.]

[eclipsen-smiles]

Okay so.

Regretevator folly spoilers.

So. This thing

We get the whole “we became one” line. Yea. But. Hear me out.

We never see this things leave, do we. What if this is the thing folly is so adamantly looking for answers about. Where did it go. Why did it to this.

More importantly;

Will finally killing it give folly back.. well- herself?

Idk. Just a thought.

Anyways, ART, HAVE AT YE. (It’s gore.)

Anyways yea I robbed the happy silly goofy of their goofy.

Dw they still get their happy silly (kinda.)

[askfembendy]

─═✧✧═─ ℝ𝕒𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 ─═✧✧═─

[most-fuck-able-ff14]

crawling out of the woodwork as another magnai stan. he really would be the #1 wifeguy

idk what a wifeguy is, i just assume "wifeguy" is house husband from anime/manga and now i'm imagining Magnai in Tatsu's apron. -Mod Fisher

[fl0ral-inkk]

Howdy hey! I have a discord server in the works and I’m thinking about refreshing it up a bit :]

[eclipsen-smiles]

Now that I’m thinking about it.

The reason I let p.ai.nter be on the good side isn’t because he’s fictional. It’s because they’re sentient.

If you don’t let a generative AI make art. Nothing will happen.

If you don’t let P.ai.nter make art. He actively falls apart.

Because, like human, p.ai.nter makes art as a form of expression.

And like humans, p.ai.nter without expression, is just a husk.

P.ai.nter gives his art meaning just like a person would. Sure, the meaning they have is more barebones than a humans…

But that’s because he’s been closed off from everything for years on end. You would struggle to with meaning, if you parents were dead and you’ve never seen the outside world in years.

[most-fuck-able-ff14]

Thats a wrap! We couldn't do the funny but man was this a blast! I vote the next time we do this Sadu stays as our "joke" entry. She has earned her place and that final round was SO CLOSE!

We hope we have just as much fun next time! -Mod Fisher

[eclipsen-smiles]

“Beautiful”

“Nuh uh uh, don’t do that”

“Beautiful”

“Listen here you little shit.”

[nashi-brie]

// ooc I wanna be more active but damn I'm introverted. I'm like a fuckin clam over here

[arcadiabaytornado]

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. (I accidentally clicked the wrong button on a Tumblr poll and incorrectly skewed the results.)

[sunsetcorvid]

dear mojang

add more crops in minecraft im begging you im on my hands and knees give us tomatoes give us onions give us strawberries give us peppers

add more food recipes please give us sandwiches give us more pastries give us pudding or some shit

sincerely, the farmer of every minecraft server