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A horror movie with all the setup, suspense, hiding from a hotrifying twisted monster and terror but then, the first time the hero meets the monster he just decides to try shooting it and thats it and its dead.
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Gf: Hey what are we doing this weekend?
Me (Suspicious she is secretly a scientist who plans to clone me for evil): Evil science maybe??...
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Chemicals should NOT come in tablets that you mix in water, every time i see one i just really want to pop it in my mouth like an icebreaker. There is no reason to be doing that.
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Whats the deal with bug-naming guys naming bugs after themselves, they see a hideous little guy who lands on and annoys people and like, vomits acid or whatever and go "literally me" like wtf?
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Periodically send your friends pictures of your face in very strained expressions, and just say "pooping". Establish this as something you do regularly and watch as they take longer and longer to open messages. Soon, you have peace and fewer notifications.
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*At any high school reunion, anywhere in the midwest*
Someone: So, what do you do for-
Everyone, in unison: W E L D I N G
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A first person shooter where you are kids playing in a backyard and your weapons are tools or random weapon shaped objects
Stick shaped like a gun as the pistol, each time you "fire" a twig snaps off and you reaload by grabbing another
Combination wrench where the number of inches serves as an ammo counter
Drill where you reload by swapping bit and battery, could even have multiple modes by swapping bits
One of the clamps that you squeeze to tighten that tightens each time you fire and you reopen the clamp to reload
#gaming#video games#toys#nostalgia#please make this happen#fps#game idea#please i wanna make this game but im a broke college kid with no spare time
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EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY
EZRA MILLER
VERSUS
THE PEOPLE OF HAWAII
BEGIN!
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A movie where you follow a main character through a heartwarming journey but right as things bein to go right, some guy just shoots him and the movie is over abruptly
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I aspire to be like that little man. You know the one.
#Mr scrungle#His dad got a big nose#He talks like yagadaboogada eebadeeb#The rugrats maybe#Ginger steve irwin dad#The jungley boy
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How to die with honor, you coward
STEP 1. "Unearth" an ancient samurai, finders keepers
STEP 2. "Borrow" him
STEP 3. Bury in Pet Sematary
STEP 4. Wait
STEP 5. Enjoy your free honorable death, by blade as it should be
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