This blog is for anything 3 Caballeros related. Ranges from romance to platonic to angst. Please note that I often reblog stuff that isn't shippy. I also really love the Ze Carioca comics, so you might see those here as well.
Ok ok ok, since Ducktales established that José is a flight attendant, launching himself of a moving plane to make a great impression to Donald and Panchito makes it way funnier.
Like, to save a few bucks he maybe just worked at whatever plane, realized he was at the meeting point , anD FUCKING LAUNCHED HIMSELF OFF OF A MOVING PLANE FULL OF PEOPLE/CUSTOMERS. LIKE, “hey uhhhh see ya” AND DEPPREURIZED THE WHOLE PLANE JUST TO MAKE A FUCKING EXTRA ™ ENTRANCE FOR HIS BOYFRIENDS CHRISt
“Estas son las mañanitas
Que cantaba el Rey David
Y hoy como es día de tu santo
Te las cantamos a ti
Despierta mi bien despierta
Mira que ya amaneció
Ya los pajaritos cantan
La Luna ya se metió”
Happy Birthday to the best rooster that’s ever phased this Earth, Panchito Romero Miguel Junípero Francisco Quintero Gonzáles! Bello mi niño!
Me externally: WE’RE THREE CABALLEROS! THREE GAY CABALLEROS! THEY SAY WE ARE BIRDS OF A FEATHEEEEEEERRRRRRR
Me internally: please don’t make the conflict be that panchito and jose are bad influences, please don’t make the conflict be that panchito and jose are bad influences, plea
Tomorrow’s episode could either be the greatest event in Disney history…or the worst stab in the feels ever in the history of animation since Inside Out.