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I got myself a BlueSky account.

You can find me: @ladysigyn.bsky.social‬

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*Ignores Thunderbolts end-credit scene*✊🏼🙂‍↕️

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THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER that lives in my head → 17/? (insp.)

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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seen a lot of these with your favorites, but reblog with the CURRENT book you are reading, show you are streaming, the last movie you watched, and any game/puzzle/crafts you’re working on 

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I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

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This paints such a beautiful picture

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The ONLY reason to violate the rights of another innocent human being is to try to control them in ways meant to cause harm to that person. If you do that, your intentions are dishonest and dishonorable.

It’s a trademark of dictatorships worldwide and aspiring dictators.

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I know you wanted me away But I am called to be the first Pope from the USA I heard that there's a special place where God talks directly to me every time I pray

I'm having holy dreams, of ruling the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, her son is calling me Won't make the bishops proud, the USCCB Will see their bro in Christ, I know they're gonna scream

"God, what will you do? You once were our boy, then you went to Peru," oh Fathers I'm on the balcony In my vestments, they elected me as the

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What do you call the stuff that accumulate in the corners of your eyes while you sleep?

Morning dust

Grandma's tears

Goblin tears

Night salt

Eye goobers

Soundlies

Nighties

Dreamies

Mouse droppings

Something else (please share)

I know this concept but have no word for it

I'm not familiar with this concept

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MAGA melts down over ‘WOKE MARXIST POPE’ who is a ‘Never Trumper liberal’ | The Independent

Well, apparently MAGA is freaking out but not how I expected it.

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new pope

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My spring allergies have hit this week. Every spring and fall, I have a flare up.

And then I get to play my paranoia game of Allergies, Cold, or Covid. Because of course they need to all have overlapping symptoms.

Negative Covid test 👍

Not achy or fatigued no fever 👍

So definitely my dumbfuck allergies 🤧

Blarg.