If there is a 4th season of fantasy high and Emily chooses to play fig again I think it would be hilarious if she finally attended regular bard classes now she has dropped out of school.
imagine working in a clothing shop and a bunch of weirdos stroll in and say hi. can you give us all new matching outfits in memory of our dead friend. here's a picture of them. they were a fucking robot
girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,
Lolth I realize you may be frustrated with your champion trying to negotiate with you while repeatedly trying to gaslight you that it's not negotiating and then spritzing you with perfume afterwards like it's a gift but you did pick a teenage girl who is Like That
UHHHH. OKAY. SO. HEY. i need to really just. Absorb. the fact. that. Fy'ra Rai's sheer strength of will, her sense of purpose as a protector, her stubbornness. Was powerful enough to make a Betrayer God of Lies And Deceit go "damn okay FINE ill try being. honest or whatever. this time. fine. she can fucking stay". Like HELLO. Where is Anjali Bhimani so i can so i send her all these flowers and adoration and awe.
"and pride... god. the things that separate gods and morals... but who calls themselves a god? and what happens when that pride is shaken? when mortality is back on the table? you are looking a woman in the eye, and she needs all the friends she can get."