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I dunno if I’m just shouting into the void, but...

I’ve moved this blog to a secondary one. Visiting this blog will redirect you to the new one.

I hope to roleplay with you all again... but if not, happy roleplaying.

- Vex (aka: Miko)

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Send (ノﾟДﾟ)八(ﾟДﾟ )ノ for a starter where both of our muses are children.

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Send me a :D and my muse will tell the corniest joke they can come up with!

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Send “You left your _____ at my house, it’s mine now.” for my muse’s reaction

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➤ from shin :3c

➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them

           “...What the hell?!? What did I do?” He asked with a pout after Shin just slapped the shit out of him. “Jeez, I need start wearing a helmet at work I guess.”

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Touch Meme

Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!

➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

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inspectxrs:

     [ ɪɴsᴘᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴍᴀsᴀʏᴜᴋɪ ] ;;     IF that was the condition for him to wipe his notebook then he would gladly take him out to dinner or even prepare him something. “ Uh, sure ! That’s completely fine with me so uh … would you mind wiping my notebook? ” He just wanted his notebook to be clean and fresh once again.

       Now that Shin promised to take him out … What did he Hitoshi prefer? Did he prefer homemade food as opposed to eating at restaurants? “ Do you … want take out or would you rather eat homemade? ”

          He looked down at the notebook and contemplated the reward of the deed, before he sighed and pushed his sleeve over his hand and wiped the dead cockroach from his inspectors notebook. “Depends.”

         “Depends on what you cook, and if you have the time and patience to fix it for me.”

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    [ ɪɴsᴘᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴍᴀsᴀʏᴜᴋɪ ] ;;     “ AH, well … ” This was just a simple favour and of course Hitoshi would wonder about the compensation Shin could offer for his actions. “ … W - well, I just can’t handle bugs ! They’re a different story ! They’re so crawly, creepy and gross …” He shuddered at the thought. 

    “… But anyways, is there … uh, anything you want then? ” 

          “Hmm... I mean I love to eat, so why don’t you fix me something? Or get me take out tonight or something?” He mused. “I’m hungry after all. What foods do you like? Maybe we could...hang out and eat?”

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     [ ɪɴsᴘᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴍᴀsᴀʏᴜᴋɪ ] ;;     “…” He dropped his gaze to the tarnished cover of his notebook and instinctively cringed. He honestly was way too squeamish when it came to insects. Whenever those little pests would pop up, he always had someone else to get rid of those damned buggers. He was relieved that Hitoshi pretty much destroyed that cockroach but it’s remains ended up on his favourite notebook. While it wasn’t exactly a hardcover notebook, it would be easy to scrape it off, just as Hitoshi said but, he didn’t even want to touch it.

     “ … Can you please do it? ” He requested rather timidly, almost as if he was embarrassed about asking him such a simple favour. “ I seriously … can’t handle bugs … ” 

            “And what would I get out of it if I do?” Hitoshi asked with slight curiosity and a laid back expression. “ You know for a inspector I thought that you had to be prepared for all kinds of killing... including bugs.”

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     [ ɪɴsᴘᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴍᴀsᴀʏᴜᴋɪ ] ;;     SHIN was absolutely appalled by the sight on his notebook. The remains of the giant cockroach was splattered across it’s surface and he was honestly distressed by the sight of it. This was his favourite notebook. Why did this have to happen?

      “ Why … couldn’t you have used something else, Hitoshi? ”

            “...Well you know... you can always just scrape it off. Or do you want me too because you’re too squeamish?” He asked in a lazy sarcasm induced voice. He had been dozing in the office for over an hour, and the possibility of him falling asleep was high. However, Shin’s piercing scream woke him right up, and honestly almost made him pee himself; but he wasn’t going to say anything about that. “All you had to do was squish it you know...?”

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🍸 (you can choose whichever or just both~)

           “You guys are great you know. I have a lot of dreams about you, sometimes we do things and I like it. One time we were all in my room together and we, you, yeah.” He smiled at both of the inspectors and somewhat wobbled over and sat in one of the computer chairs. “We should all do that again, it was really warm and comfortable. I liked snuggling with you both and you feeding me like a baby bird.” 

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Send 🍸 for my muse to try to drunkenly seduce yours

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"I want to slap the shit out of you because god, you need to stop." - Shoichi (//winks)

          “I need to stop what? Being sexy? Attractive? Funny? Sorry can’t do that, I was born this way~” /// winks xD

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Shin strokes his chin. "We should go out for ramen."

           “Are you paying?”

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the face of a killer

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I want to _______ you.

Reblog and see what your followers say.

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         Yo! It’s been awhile, but you know... um... yeah. I’m back? And just wanted you guys to know, that I’m here if anyone wants to rp with me. I noticed that a lot of rp blogs have followed me while I was away, and I have no idea when you did. So I’m going to be going through the people who followed me and add a bunch of you. I’m sorry that I’ve been gone for a long time, but hopefully I can get back into the swing of things. 

         For those of you who wish to rp with me, I just want you to know that it’s been a couple of years since I’ve done a thread with anyone, so I may be a bit rusty; please be patient with me. I’m also going to start getting a bit more serious with Hitoshi, since I’ve made him somewhat crackish when I first made this blog. He is a comedic character, don’t get me wrong, but I need to tone it down a bit. So if you are interested, feel free to shoot me a message.

         Thank you!           - Miko