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Omg, this is so well put. 👆🏽

sitting down to write isn't really about creating a story, it's about getting the story onto the page before it destroys me

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All of these are a Mood. 🥰

I've recently started the "He who fights with Monsters" series I'm currently on book 4 and I have three comments currently

1. I MISS CLIVE 😭

2. Not the author making a point that in this version of earth game of thrones had a good last season 😂😂

And

3. Craig "Twilight was fantastic for us" Vermillion my beloved!!

Um so yeah I love this series so far lmao and idk if I have enough bookshelf space for 11 2inch wide books 😂 I'll figure it out it'll be fine

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reblog if you made it this far somehow

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This is such a Mood.

i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

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Finally finished the first chapter of the fic where Jason meets Clive’s family.

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Oh yes. Just finished reading Book 11. 🤩 What book are you on? 💫

Anyone out here reading He Who Fights With Monsters?

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Clive's imaginary wife continues to be one of the best running jokes in this series

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My gods 👀🤯🙌🏼 Agreed.

Husband came bouncing down the stairs, and shouted "I just realized two things! The first is that I am INCREDIBLY dehydrated!" He then proceeded to slam back an entire 16 oz of water from the novelty monster mug he has used exclusively since he first bought it a decade ago, refill it, and repeat the process.

"The second thing, is that Dominion is a MIRROR! He reflects the kind of ruler you would be back at you. When he was talking to the excommunicated healer, he was vicious and cruel. Then, the second he shifted his focus to Gary, he started cracking jokes! He was encouraging, in a gruff kind of way. When he's talked to Jason over the years, he has changed his personality WILDLY, based on how much therapy Jason had gone through at the time and how self-aware he was."

He then told me I could share this idea with Tumblr, because he wants to know what everyone thinks about it.

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Update: DONE. Now I just have to hallucinate vividly for the next few days and then write it down. Only then can I resume catching up with Book 11.

T_T I have no self control. 🥹

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T_T I have no self control. 🥹

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Prompt 5 is "Witch" ....let me explain😅 I've seen witch hat designs that represent things like zodiac signs, seasons, and holidays - and I took that idea and applied it to Jason's familiars from He Who Fights With Monsters.

Shade - It's classic, elegant, and perfectly symmetrical. It'd be velvet with a patent leather band, and a silky sheer veil to cover the wearer's face. All in black, of course.

Colin - everything looks a little wet. It has a longer, crooked peak and is wrapped in worm-like cords. Secret teeth underneath!

Gordon - is his the prettiest?? The upper is a sparkly blue-black velvet, with colorful, pintucked fabric underneath. I'd want to put lights under the underneath fabric, so it would be glowing softly.

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Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

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Ok, sent to Suga, then posted in Discord, nope they don’t read this, I should send this to Jason—wait, he’s not a real person. Right. 👀 😳

That moment when something is so good that you not only want to share it with all your friends & acquaintances to the point that you forget how reality works. 😅

But you’re not wrong cuz Jason really would still love to read this, tear up, & give Taika a hug too.

I can’t believe my brain 🧠 really did that. 🤦🏽‍♀️🥹 Maybe being a little delusional is the way to go. 😅🥹

(Also, this fic is wholesome AF. General Audience safe.)

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I raise you one half-assed apocalypse prepper.

Reblog if you know at least 2 plants you could safely forage & how to improvise simple dinners cuz groceries are too damn expensive.

Also, I’m listening for more simple dinner ideas. The rice, canned chicken, & sauces are getting a little old. 👀😅

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

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🦀 time for crab 🦀

today i summoned 53 crabs! look at them!

group picture!!!

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Gift your friends the crab army!

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Welcome to the most ridiculous aspect of tumblr!

😆 Yeah, that button makes no sense. Did they get that from Reddit? 🤣

And then I accidentally added a giant emoji. Yeah. Let’s just do that too. Why not? 🤦🏽‍♀️