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Obsessed!Hunter Thoughts (NSFW)

Hunter x fem!reader

Author’s note: when I say obsession here, I don’t mean in a creepy stalker way, I mean in the Gomez Addams kind of way because that is absolutely the type of lover Hunter would be, and no, you cannot convince me otherwise

Author’s note 2: I actually proofread this one but it’s entirely possible I still missed something, oops

Word count: 542

Warnings: m!masturbation, body worship (is this even a warning?), Crosshair being the little shit (affectionate) of a younger brother we all know he is, facesitting, oral (f!receiving), hair pulling, unprotected piv sex (wrap it up y’all), creampie, Hunter being an absolute sweetheart

@dindjarindiaries I feel like you might like this (if not, no worries!)

(also this GIF just Does Things to me)

-When he first meets you, he cannot get his eyes off you

-Tries to be polite and respectful, but can’t stop staring at your ass, your tits, your stomach, your hips, your thighs… literally anything squishy takes hold of his mind and will not let go

-Always wants to be near you, smelling you, touching you

-He wants to be surrounded by you and you only

-Definitely has wet dreams about you

-And wakes up with a massive hard-on

-Something Hunter will never willingly admit to anyone is that there are times when he’ll just be so intoxicated by you that he has to sneak off and rub one out because it’s the only way to calm himself down

-Crosshair caught wind of it happening one time and will not stop teasing Hunter about it

-One time Crosshair almost “let it slip” in a conversation with you… which is how he ended up with a black eye and a couple of bruised ribs

-When you finally have sex for the first time, he takes his time and shows love to every single inch of your body

-He wants you to know just how much you and your beautiful body consumes his every waking thought

-Can and will beg you to let him eat you out

-Once Hunter’s face is between your thighs he is not leaving

-Wraps his arms around them and presses his entire face into your pussy

-Eats you out like you’re the only food source and he hasn’t eaten in days (he just ate a couple of hours ago, he’s fine… but he doesn’t know that)

-Pulling his hair while he eats you out will only spur him on even more, too

-👏 SIT 👏 ON 👏 HIS 👏 FACE

-And none of that hovering shit, either

-He’ll lay back, pull you down onto him and go absolutely insane in the best way possible

-All the while he’s thrusting up into nothing because eating you out turns him on so much

-Has definitely came without being touched solely due to getting so turned on from eating your pussy

-👏 OXYGEN 👏 IS 👏 OPTIONAL

-When you come, he keeps eating and will continue unless and until you pull his head away from you

-But will definitely ask for more

-“Please, mesh’la? Give me another one? You look so pretty when you come on my face”

-And when he does finally pull away, the scent and feeling of your arousal covering his face gets him hard all over again

-When he finally slides into you, he buries his face into your neck and moans out the sexiest “oh, fuck” you’ve ever heard

-Does his best to make sex as pleasurable for you as absolutely possible

-But might not last super long

-Being buried deep inside you, feeling the softness of your body underneath his hands, smelling the scent of you still on his face,,,

-And yeah, if you ask him to, he’ll pull out, but will lose it if you let him come inside you

-After sex, all he wants to do is wrap his arms around you and cuddle because all he wants in that moment (and a lot of other moments, let’s be completely honest here) is you

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when talking about AI remember the different versions:

Analytical AI, is the one that can detect cancer and save lives

Generative AI is the one that steals art to make it worse, and gives you a wrong answer every time you google something

Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony

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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction

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They should ban cis people in the military too

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Wrecker/Hunter 🤝 Kanan

knowing their child is the one causing chaos

bonus:

Omega 🤝 Ezra

the child causing chaos (and hiding in your vents)

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

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The young Dwarf prince took work where he could find it, labouring in the villages of Men. But always he remembered the mountain smoke beneath the moon, the trees like torches blazing bright, for he had seen dragon-fire in the sky and a city turned to ash. And he never forgave… and he never forgot.

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AHHHHHH THIS IS SO ADORABLE 🥹🥹🥹

Hi! I was so happy to see you take requests!! I was wondering if you could do a Hunter X reader where she takes care of his hair? Plays with it and brushes it maybe then he confesses his love for her?

You write so beautifully and I would love to see any of your added flare! 💖

“Flower Tactics”

Hunter x Reader

You’d never admit it out loud, but you were obsessed with Hunter’s hair.

Not just in a “wow, that man is rugged and beautiful” kind of way—which he was, obviously—but in a “let me run my fingers through it and brush it until it shines like war-hardened silk” kind of way. It was therapeutic. Meditative. And, much to your delight, he let you do it.

Today, he sat cross-legged on a crate while you perched behind him on a bench, methodically brushing through his dark locks. His bandana was off, laying beside him, and he looked entirely too relaxed for a trained soldier.

“Y’know,” you mused as you carefully untangled a knot, “if you were any more relaxed, I’d think you were napping.”

“I might be,” Hunter replied, voice low and content. “Your fingers are dangerous. You could put a rancor to sleep with that touch.”

“Is that a compliment or a warning?”

“Both.”

You laughed and leaned forward slightly, tugging the brush down again. “So… you’re telling me I have tactical hair magic?”

“I’m saying if you ever turn on us, brushing me into unconsciousness would be an effective ambush.”

A beat passed.

“I’ll keep that in mind,” you said sweetly, and Hunter let out a low, amused chuckle.

“I like her,” Wrecker announced from across the Marauder’s hull. He was munching on something that definitely wasn’t a vegetable. “She’s got a whole plan to take you down, and you’re just sittin’ there like a sleepy tooka.”

“Only because you’re jealous I’ve got hair to brush,” Hunter quipped back.

Wrecker puffed out his chest dramatically. “You think if I glue some on, she’ll brush mine too?”

“No,” you replied immediately. “But I’ll draw flowers on your scalp.”

Tech sighed. “Please don’t encourage him.”

“Oh, I’m not encouraging,” you grinned. “I’m enabling. Very different.”

You reached into the little pouch at your side and pulled out a tiny cluster of wildflowers—yellow, blue, soft white. Carefully, you started weaving them into Hunter’s braid.

He noticed.

“…Are you putting flowers in my hair?” His voice held that dangerous edge, but you could hear the smile buried underneath.

“Absolutely.”

“I’m a soldier.”

“Even soldiers deserve to look cute.”

“Cute?” he asked, amused.

“Devastatingly cute,” you corrected, giving the braid a final tug. “There. Now you’re battle-ready and bouquet-chic.”

From the back, Echo groaned. “I can’t believe I’m seeing this.”

“You’re just mad no one wants to flower-bomb your hair,” you teased.

“He doesn’t have any,” Omega piped up helpfully, skipping into the room. She stopped in front of Hunter and beamed. “You look so pretty!”

Hunter raised an eyebrow. “Pretty, huh?”

“You should let her do your hair every day,” Omega added slyly. “You smile more when she’s touching it.”

Hunter froze. So did you.

Wrecker burst into laughter so loud it shook the crate.

“Oof! She got you good!” he said, pointing at Hunter like it was the funniest thing he’d seen all week.

You cleared your throat, cheeks warm. “Smart kid.”

“She’s not wrong,” Hunter muttered.

You blinked. “…What?”

Hunter turned, slowly, looking up at you with that intense expression that made your brain short-circuit. “I do smile more when you touch me.”

It wasn’t a tease. It wasn’t a joke.

He meant it.

Your breath caught in your throat. “That’s… dangerous information.”

“I trust you with it.” His gaze softened. “And maybe a little more than that.”

You stared at him, heart hammering. “Are you saying…?”

“I’m saying I love it when you brush my hair. I love it when you laugh. I love it when you drive the others crazy, and when you sneak me extra caf rations, and when you make even this ship feel like home.”

Wrecker snorted. “Finally.”

Echo made a gagging noise. Tech muttered, “Statistically speaking, it was only a matter of time.”

Omega clapped her hands and declared, “About time!”

Hunter smiled up at you through his flower-crowned braid. “So? What do you say?”

You bent down and kissed his forehead, fingers brushing gently through his hair. “I say… I’m going to need a lot more flowers.”

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The ship had gone still.

No snark from Echo. No clanking from Wrecker. No light tinkering from Tech. Even Omega was tucked into her bunk, curled up with Lula like the galaxy couldn’t touch her.

And in the silence of that rare peace, Hunter sat on the edge of your bed with his back to you, braid still woven down his back, the tiny wildflowers now a little wilted from the heat of the day.

You stepped behind him quietly, holding the soft brush he always let you use. Always yours to borrow.

“Can I?” you asked gently, even though you both already knew the answer.

Hunter nodded once. “Please.”

So you started at the bottom—slowly, carefully loosening the braid, your fingers delicate. The petals came free one by one, falling onto the blanket like pieces of some strange memory.

He didn’t speak. Not yet.

And you didn’t push him.

Instead, you moved gently through his hair, unwinding the tightness of the day. With each pass of your hands, his shoulders lowered, his breath slowed.

You didn’t need the words.

But you wanted them.

You loved him. You’d known it for a while now. And maybe you were scared that if you said it, it would break the fragile, perfect peace that this quiet moment gave you both.

But you didn’t have to say it first.

He did.

Softly. Barely above a whisper. Like it had been resting on his tongue all day, just waiting to be safe enough to speak.

“I love you.”

You froze—just for a breath. Then smiled so softly it ached in your chest.

“I know,” you whispered back, fingers brushing behind his ear. “I’ve known.”

He turned to look at you. Hair loose, shadowed eyes soft, vulnerability written in every line of his face.

“Then why haven’t you said it?”

You leaned in, resting your forehead against his. “Because I wanted you to say it first.”

Hunter huffed out a tiny laugh. “Tactical move.”

“Always,” you smiled.

He reached up and cupped your jaw gently, his touch feather-light. “I love you,” he repeated, more sure now. “Not just when you’re brushing my hair. Not just when you’re teasing the others. Always.”

You kissed him this time—slow and lingering, hands tangled in his now-loose hair, wild and soft between your fingers.

“I love you too,” you whispered into the space between your lips.

The flowers were gone. The braid undone.

But somehow, this moment felt even more whole.

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TBB as Funny Quotes I've Either Said or Heard pt. 8 (Special Edition)

This one is special because it's in honor of my roommate because she and I just finished watching all of tbb, and these are all quotes from her

Tech: Your honor, my client was simply being the powerhouse of the cell

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Crosshair: If I may be gay for a second,,,

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Hunter, to Omega: You're so maliciously curious

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Echo, during S1 E10: I just wanna camp about it bitchily

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Ventress: I sense a disturbance in the force… you a bitch. The force is calling out to me,,, it says you a bitch

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Echo and Rex: The eradication of our group’s entire personhood is not sitting very kiki with me right now

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Hunter: You know I keep that fuckin shiv in my glove compartment

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Wrecker: Soup and soup-adjacent accessories

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Crosshair: It’s hater o’clock somewhere

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Hunter: Shoulder bumping you for camp reasons

Wrecker: Setting a pick for camp reasons

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Rest of the series is here if you wanna check it out!

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TBB as Funny Quotes I've Either Said or Heard pt. 7

Wrecker: In the name of the Chalupa, the Crunchwrap, and the Doritos Locos Taco… amen.

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Hunter: It’s a texture thing, eating a Triscut makes me feel like I’m eating a wicker chair

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Tech: Don’t get the science dust in your eye

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Crosshair: Sating my oral fixation by going down on someone

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Crosshair: You could make a kink out of this

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Omega: That seems like squirrel shenanigans

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Echo: Go shower and take a sleep

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Echo, about Hunter: He’s not even straight, he’s just a dumbass

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Wrecker: Speaking of farting noises,,,

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Wrecker: I couldn’t resist the siren song of the rotisserie chicken

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Sorry it's been so long since I've done one of these, but here's part 7! I'm hoping to get more done soon, and if you enjoyed this, go check out the rest of this series here!

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WHEN I TELL YOU THIS IS 👏SO 👏GOOD

I AM LOSING IT

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NSFW Alphabet: Sergeant Hunter

Summary: NSFW alphabet for everyone’s favorite clone dad, Sergeant Hunter (Hunter whores unite!) Pairing: Sergeant Hunter/Reader; gn!reader with no specifics to their appearance Rating: Explicit 18+ (Younglings, foundlings, and cadets BEGONE) Warnings: Explicit sexual content, smut; mentions of penetrative sex, oral sex, breeding kink, competency kink, domesticity kink, established relationships, light bondage, light dom/sub tones, public sex, edging, overall physical intimacy, language.  Word Count: 3.1k

You can find the template I used here

SFW Alphabet

Keep reading

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TBB as Funny Quotes I've Either Said or Heard pt. 7

Wrecker: In the name of the Chalupa, the Crunchwrap, and the Doritos Locos Taco… amen.

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Hunter: It’s a texture thing, eating a Triscut makes me feel like I’m eating a wicker chair

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Tech: Don’t get the science dust in your eye

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Crosshair: Sating my oral fixation by going down on someone

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Crosshair: You could make a kink out of this

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Omega: That seems like squirrel shenanigans

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Echo: Go shower and take a sleep

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Echo, about Hunter: He’s not even straight, he’s just a dumbass

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Wrecker: Speaking of farting noises,,,

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Wrecker: I couldn’t resist the siren song of the rotisserie chicken

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Sorry it's been so long since I've done one of these, but here's part 7! I'm hoping to get more done soon, and if you enjoyed this, go check out the rest of this series here!