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It's a beautiful thing how you can be on a completely non- TF2- related forum, mention the game in passing, and immediately the thread devolves into talking about maiming Scout. And only 2 people had ever even played the game, the rest just knew about things via internet osmosis. It's too powerful

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So what about if Spy is really Scout’s dad. And the first time they ran into each other on a battlefield, a lovely father-son-reunion moment ensued…

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Seeing as Fritz died overdosing on diazepam and the last thing he saw/ heard was Jeremy, does this mean that the jerma985 ibuprofen meme is canon to Emesis Blue?

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bro did NOT read the recipie <3<3<3

not for lack of trying...! I'm sure it'll turn out fine!!!

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Interesting ways of showing affection......

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If it works it works

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I think people seriously underestimate how difficult it is to carry an unconscious or injured person. Even though it's enough effort to lift something your own weight, at least people tend to be easier than dumbbells because they can balance themselves. But only when alert and aware. Paramedics, nevermind battle medics under war conditions, have to be physically healthy and capable of moving significant weight and applying significant force. I mean, just think of chest compressions alone, it's a fullbody workout.

Even though Medic's thing is just putting a magical beam on someone who heals them, if you think about it realistically, there would be times he had to grab a teammate and haul them behind cover at least. And it's not very practical to drag someone over rough terrain, up flights of stairs, etc

Don't even get me started on the medigun and backpack. That would be nightmarishly heavy to lug around everywhere

Anyways it seems to me like he would be pretty strong. Just saying..

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I need everyone to look at this immediately. Criminally underrated. The tone and style is done so well, the concept is so thoughtful to the in-universe mechanics, and despite the gorey actions there is such sweetness that tinges their motivation, and it has! Only 2 kudos! Guys! Even just spare it a little glance for me?

Just posted the first chapter of Emesis Blue: Hypocritic Oath

Fritz Ludwig. A desperate man prepared to fix his mistakes, one way or another.

archiveofourown.org/works/66742183

Been working on this fic for over a year pls check it out

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The shortstop shove animation is so funny to me. Scout puts his entire body weight into it, looking like he's about to fall over from effort. And yet, people are right when they say it has the force of a fly, it barely moves the other mercs, it only does 1 damage, it applies no debuffs. Truly incredible

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hi um do ypou remember that one post you mmade abt spy misunderstanding the situation and thinking scout is hurting himself

what if like what if instead spy thought medic was forcing/tricking scout to give his blood. for the healing liquid

jjust a random idea i thought u might like

Ahahdhajdjd imagine Scout just. Walks into the medbay one day and Spy is strangling Medic without context.

Scout: um. What is going on

Medic: CALL OFF YOUR DOG SCOUT

Scout: what is GOING ON HERE. I just wanted to drop by and offer more blood

Spy, freezing mid-strangle: what do you mean, ‘offer’.

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Currently sick as hell and going to inflict it on my son. Be back later

Yes. Yes. Make him miserable. Make him cough up blood and wish he was never born. I prithee

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I have this hyperspecific headcanon that Scout has a debilitating fear of medical things/ situations, to the point it goes beyond the rational disliking pain (i.e. needles, surgery, etc) at the extent of a panic attack if he even goes into a hospital. Of course this would make basic things required for his job very difficult

^close ups because I'm sure Tumblr will eat the quality

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This is the exact reaction I have to fic/art of them or even just meta

I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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My friend talked about how Medic looks like a feral dog who bites, I had to draw it for her

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I'll get to working on this. Instead of the bat sign it's Scout's class emblem with blood splatters across it or something

Saw this

You the first person that came in mind

I love you

Materializing inside your room to throw an 80 page stack of paper directly into your face

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In between the attempted rebirths, they meet in the corridors and pipes

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Showed a friend the part of Expiration Date where Scout gets strangled and slammed into a table repeatedly and now they're downloading TF2. Doing my part in recruitment