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Be good to your tenants, but don't be a doormat

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I finally tried portillos!

Go to Sam's club or Costco for hotdogs 🥲

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Attack

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Dairy-Free Pistachio Pudding

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You ever find a content creator that you really like and want to comment in all their videos, but you don't because then you feel like a creepy stalker???

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Bruh

The audacity of some people.

Items for my order weren't available, so they tried to give me a cheaper replacement. It was one dollar less, and so I asked if they could replace it with something worth a dollar. The lady said: it's just a dollar and the cheapest item we have is $1.40.

So I'm supposed to give the billion dollar company a dollar, but 40 cents is too much?

Betch, pls. I got my refund

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Man, I'm at a point where I miss getting adopted by an extrovert

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I finally did it

The universe doesn't seem to want me to go to the museum. Whenever I get the courage to finally go, either someone gets sick or my nieces come visit lol

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I don't understand people wanting me to put on more weight. I'm 5'2" at 170 lbs, I don't need to put on any more weight! 😤😭

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Me being a fatgorl, and suffering the consequences of being obese, saddens me to see my nurses struggling to breath while they're standing in place checking my vitals.

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What does it mean when I'm just watching some middle aged man eat and rate sea food that I find gross?

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Ai is being used so much to sexualize women that even the child girls generated come automatically acting seductive and with huge boobs, even if they're way under 10

It's creeping me out

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I'm trying to enjoy the last piece of cornbread that was left for me when I get home. I'm a few bites in and two of my nieces hound me for a piece. I just broke it in half and gave it to them. Does this make me a mom now?

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Those power outtages in Spain have been making me irrationally angry at smart technology. I gotta be connected 24/7 to the internet and electricity or else life collapses now.

I don't want to go back to the dark ages, but definitely between the 1980's to 2010's

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Yeah, I stole his girl 😆

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I have been blessed by the gods

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My nurse just told me she's a flat earther and wanted to convince me the world is flat.

My flabbers are gasted. I had to grin and bear it because I have to see her until I die or she leaves and I want to keep the peace. But man, am I disappointed.

The funniest thing she said to me : "I don't believe everything I hear about or read about"

LADY YOU LET SOME KNUCKLEHEAD CONVINCE YOU THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT. YES, YES, YOU DO BELIEVE WHATEVER PEOPLE TELL YOU