tk-bird1127
tk-bird1127
call me Bird
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Lover of milfs, Lego, and cool sci-fi dudes he/him 19
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tk-bird1127 · 4 days ago
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it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity
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tk-bird1127 · 11 days ago
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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tk-bird1127 · 18 days ago
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Nothing hurts an untalented white boy's soul more than telling him he's not funny
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tk-bird1127 · 21 days ago
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testing out a new pfp, i like a sardonic skeleton as much as the next jaded internet guy but i've been feeling a moth vibe lately
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tk-bird1127 · 26 days ago
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tk-bird1127 · 1 month ago
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tk-bird1127 · 1 month ago
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tailgate 55 in a problem that is trite
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tk-bird1127 · 2 months ago
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calling out for my mom in a moment of extreme pain and terror, but taking an aside to explain to the audience that i mean i want the concept of a mother as caregiver and protector to defend and rescue me rather than my literal mom, whose presence would neither bring me comfort nor improve the situation
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tk-bird1127 · 2 months ago
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tk-bird1127 · 2 months ago
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tk-bird1127 · 2 months ago
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Couldn't find anything to eat for breakfast, but then I remembered we have various fruits and nuts I could snack on :>
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tk-bird1127 · 2 months ago
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Couldn't find anything to eat for breakfast, but then I remembered we have various fruits and nuts I could snack on :>
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tk-bird1127 · 3 months ago
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tk-bird1127 · 3 months ago
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It feels kinda illegal that my 5'10 ass might be the tallest in my family someday
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tk-bird1127 · 4 months ago
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tk-bird1127 · 4 months ago
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I think one of my favorite YouTube videos has got to be this 5 hour long video about the release of The Phantom Menace where 3 out of the 5 hours is just gameplay of the Podracer game on the Nintendo 64
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Couldn't recommend it enough
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tk-bird1127 · 4 months ago
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I feel so bad whenever my girlfriend talks about wanting to help complete my various collections. Like thank you my love, unfortunately I still have 10 pages left on my list of very specific figures that you can now only find on eBay for the price of a small intestine because people are insane and think they're actually worth that much
I still really appreciate the offer though
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