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Girlfriend just made me the richest mf alive

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it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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Nothing hurts an untalented white boy's soul more than telling him he's not funny

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testing out a new pfp, i like a sardonic skeleton as much as the next jaded internet guy but i've been feeling a moth vibe lately

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tailgate 55 in a problem that is trite

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calling out for my mom in a moment of extreme pain and terror, but taking an aside to explain to the audience that i mean i want the concept of a mother as caregiver and protector to defend and rescue me rather than my literal mom, whose presence would neither bring me comfort nor improve the situation

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Couldn't find anything to eat for breakfast, but then I remembered we have various fruits and nuts I could snack on :>

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Couldn't find anything to eat for breakfast, but then I remembered we have various fruits and nuts I could snack on :>

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It feels kinda illegal that my 5'10 ass might be the tallest in my family someday

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I think one of my favorite YouTube videos has got to be this 5 hour long video about the release of The Phantom Menace where 3 out of the 5 hours is just gameplay of the Podracer game on the Nintendo 64

Couldn't recommend it enough