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D&D Nonsense Entry #1

You know the one-shot has truly gone off the rails when:

The monk steals over 100 gp and teleports away

The sorcerer keeps trying to seduce the bandit captain (and somehow succeeds)

The cleric goes up the mysterious staircase and accidentally summons a goddamn tarrasque

The cleric keeps going up the stairs and summons a goose which single-handedly bodies the entire party

The artificer uses their eldritch cannon on that rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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An Introduction by the Duke of Farloe

“It is my promise to you, to all of you, that I will make this city safe again, and make it a city of law, not a city of thieves.” These were the words of High Magistrate Akatr Duzac, during his campaign for Grand Precept of the Most Ancient and Noble City of Khiz-Gozur. They remain notable, as they were the first instance of the use of the phrase “City of Thieves” to describe Khiz-Gozur, which had fallen into a state of lawlessness. Ironically, High Magistrate Duzac would himself be found guilty of corruption, having taken bribes from one of the many gangs that plagued the city. While he has since faded from popular memory, his words echo on as the de facto title of Khiz-Gozur.

In all of my travels, across the many realms and planes of existence, I have never come across a place quite like Khiz-Gozur and its sister city Halzareth. To put it simply, it is a place of extremes and contradictions. You will find pure, utter opulence in one parish of the city, and then squalor and destitution in another. You will find authorities attempting to crack down on the ever-prevalent drug trade, while the many gangs simply find another way to move their product. You will find detectives who are more corrupt than the criminals they are tasked with finding, and criminals who do more for their communities than city officials. You will find preachers and servants of God who regularly commit blasphemous acts, and those who would be unholy committing acts that could be considered most sacred. You will find good among bad, and bad among good. Good luck, adventurers. Here is a new challenge for you.

-The Duke of Farloe

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Homebrew class I made for a friend!

This one took more time than I would have liked to make, and there's a decent chance it's broken at the higher levels. Still, at least it's done!

Feel free to use it, just give credit if you wish to repost!

Please let me know if there are balancing changes I should make!

I am sure there are more than a few things I need to fix with this one.

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Plague doctor subclass!

First D&D subclass I ever made, and it kinda shows. Nevertheless, it's one of the subclasses I'm still kinda proud of, and I've been using it for a campaign run by a friend!

Feel free to use it, just give credit if you wish to repost!

Please let me know if there are balancing changes I should make!

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Hello Tumblr!

Here are some of the new homebrew races I made as part of The Explorer's Guide to the Outer Realms!

Feel free to use them, just give credit if you wish to repost!

Please let me know if there are balancing changes I should make!