You wake up as normal. You feel that this day gonna be good. Suddenly you hear footsteps outside ur window? What can that be u wonder. U open up the curtain not thinking about the full ahegao suit you wear. Oh its was just the mailman and his cat. They also drive in a red square car that looks pretty familiar for some reason. As you lean to look closer someone smack ur ass. U turn around. Nani?!? Whowo is there?!?! U see a head poke behind the door. Uwu it is i rengowoku umu. Shocked you get ready to pounce. Owo whats this? You jump on him making sure both fall to the ground. You land on top of him notice his bulge. Hehe uwu what is this bulgu wulgy doing up so early in the moworning uwu. Rengowoku spooooked slithers away and hides. You sniff around looking but you cant seem to find him? He pounces on you from behind and starts building a lego house on ur ass. As you wiggle ur butt the house falls apart and he starts crying
The end
My friend sent me this and I almost pissed my pants in laughter, thank you so much Sean ilysm💖
Hello everyone! Here they are! The prompts and rules for ShinoMitsu week!💕💕 It still is quite a long while until the 21st of June as of this post, but I hope that when the time comes, to see some wonderful ShinoMitsu content!!😊🦋💖
Maybe a ModernAu Rengoku falling for the new barista at his favorite coffee shop? Sorry if that's a strange one
Oooh, it’s not strange at all, bby. In fact, I liked it so much. Ahaha. I hope you like it tho. I do apologize if there are any errors with my spiel on her process of ristretto making; as it’s been such a long time since my barista classes. So yeah…
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Modern AU: Kyōjurō x Barista F!Reader (SFW Scenario):
(Y/n) didn’t know what she had done to deserve such a treat, but she knew that it must have been grand for her to receive something so glorious so early in the morning. To add to her luck, she hadn’t even been working for long at her parents’ shop, and she’d already been handed such a gem of a man to admire.
She immediately dropped the rag she had been using to wipe the countertop with, then quickly rinsed her hands and wiped them on her side towel. After that, she raced over to the counter— with a bright smile on her face.