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Angela: You’re like a cloud.

Roper: What?

Angela: When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

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Corky: I have an idea!

Roper: No murder!

Corky: I no longer have an idea.

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Jonathan: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Angela: Just tell her ‘you’re beautiful’.

Jonathan: Good idea. Thanks.

*later*

Jonathan, @ Jed: I’m beautiful.

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Caro: You’re pretty dumb.

Jed: Thanks.

Caro: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Jed: All I heard was ‘you’re pretty’. I’m trying to focus on the positive aspects of life.

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Jed: Jon, do you love me?

Jonathan: Of course, Jed, we’re dating.

Jed: More than Youssef?

Jonathan: Know your place, Jed.

Youssef: Ouch.

Jed: That hurts.

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Jonathan: Is that your hand on my butt?

Corky: It was an accident.

Jonathan: Corky, your hand is still on my butt.

Corky: It’s still an accident.

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Sandy, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Corky: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Corky: It’s perfume.

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Roper: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Jonathan: *looks worried*

Roper: Not you, Pine. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled that you’re here.

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Angela: I like that we say ‘oh, man’ to express disappointment.

Angela: Because men are disappointing.

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Jonathan: Have a good day.

Corky: Don’t tell me what to do.

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Jed: Jonathan, I think... I think I love you.

Jonathan: Well, Jed... everybody loves me.

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Caro: I love you!

Sandy: Is that you or the wine talking?

Caro: It’s me talking to the wine.

Sandy: That makes more sense.

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Danny: Jonathan, I have some good news!

Jonathan: What is it?

Danny: I have conquered my fear of ghosts!

Jonathan: That’s the spirit!

Danny: Oh no, where?!

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Rex: Angela gave me a get better soon card.

Joel: Awn, that’s sweet.

Rex: I wasn’t sick. She just thought I could do better.

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Jed: What are we doing?

Caro: Wasting our lives.

Jed: I meant for lunch.

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Jed: I’m fine! The doctor said all the bleeding was internal! That’s where the blood is supposed to be!