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nvm my eyes hurt constantly now change it back change it back CHANGE IT BACK

I think I need more eyes to gawk with. too much to see with just two, gotta consume each speck of reality.

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✨Rome wasn't built in a day✨

DO THIS ENTIRE SLIDESHOW PRESENTATION IN 2 DAYS OR IM GOING TO FAIL YOU FOR THE GRADING PERIOD ALSO YOU NEED 3 SOURCES, A HANDOUT, YOUR GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHERS LEFT TESTICLE, THE BLOOD OF A VIRGIN, AT LEAST 200 WORDS PER SLIDE, AND YOU MUST SOLVE THIS SERIES OF RIDDLES TO FIND THE SUBMISSION METHOD

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I think I need more eyes to gawk with. too much to see with just two, gotta consume each speck of reality.

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funky fresh

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i hate my art teacher so much. he used to be an athletics coach, so he doesn't know how to talk about art properly. he has an art competition that he gave his favorite students the information for but kept quiet to everyone else about even though there's no skill requirements for students, there's no limit to how many students he can have in the competition, and all the fees are on the students. and now I can't even email him to ask about the competition because I found out about it from a friend who also has his class who he chose to be in the competition and I don't want to get that friend into trouble by bringing it up. he can't even remember that somebody asked for something and then seems upset when you remind him. he gave me a paper with the notes but not the little cards we draw the learned concepts on and when it came time for him to grade notes he blamed me for not having the drawing to go with that part of the bites and asked how I had gotten a paper with no card. I can't even do a project without him commenting on how I need to fix something to meet his "flexible" standards. and his whole class and project time-frames are mapped around him letting students not put in effort for their projects and just doing the class to get their fine art credits easily. he gives us less than a week for a GRAPHITE project centered around VALUE then gets shocked when the kids who actually care aren't finished??

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One

To Have Flesh Is To Rot,

To Fester And Feed.

The First Step Of Life Is To Take,

To Consume,

The Last Step Is To Give.

You'll Feed The Earth Just As It Fed You,

Through Flesh,

Through The Rot.

Two

The wish to be small

to not have to

pinch

pick

pull

at every little detail,

just to see what everyone

insists

is there.

To have the ability to see yourself as you,

as a real person.

Three

The dark is desirable,

it is cold,

comfortable,

forgiving.

You'll never have to worry in the dark,

never about your appearance,

your body,

or your stress,

the dark will forgive that.

To climb into a soft, dark hole in the soil,

to be consumed with the earth's embrace,

surrounded by nothing but sounds and sensations.

The smell of the damp soil,

the touch of the cold, biting air,

the sound of your own breathing.

The only permanent comfort.

Four

To disappear would be to find peace.

to be able to exist within myself,

without worries

without being perceived.

To disappear would be alleviating.

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One

To Have Flesh Is To Rot,

To Fester And Feed.

The First Step Of Life Is To Take,

To Consume,

The Last Step Is To Give.

You'll Feed The Earth Just As It Fed You,

Through Flesh,

Through The Rot.

Two

The wish to be small

to not have to

pinch

pick

pull

at every little detail,

just to see what everyone

insists

is there.

To have the ability to see yourself as you,

as a real person.

Three

The dark is desirable,

it is cold,

comfortable,

forgiving.

You'll never have to worry in the dark,

never about your appearance,

your body,

or your stress,

the dark will forgive that.

To climb into a soft, dark hole in the soil,

to be consumed with the earth's embrace,

surrounded by nothing but sounds and sensations.

The smell of the damp soil,

the touch of the cold, biting air,

the sound of your own breathing.

The only permanent comfort.

Four

To disappear would be to find peace.

to be able to exist within myself,

without worries

without being perceived.

To disappear would be alleviating.

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these two boys came up to my friend and I's table at breakfast and started saying "hi" to us, then asked if we were special needs when we thought that it was weird and told them to go away, they also kicked ASL after asking us if we were special needs. after we got a teacher involved and the boys were told to stay away from us, they came over to our table again and said that they weren't sorry, then went and sat back at their table. after another while one of them came back and said the pledge to the Texas flag as me and my friend told him to go away.

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am I weird for looking at some gummy candies and thinking "that's gotta taste like vitamins"? I love the taste of vitamins, I love the smell of vitamins. I know I'm a little weirdo, but my friend likes vitamins that way too so we can't be the only ones.

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MY ENTIRE MICROWAVE LASAGNA JUST FELL AND LANDED ON MY JOURNAL :((((

it only had 2 entries in it, what kind of being didn't want me to have my lasagna and my journal???

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I figured out how to make the bromine brush and did a little doodling

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I'm so good at editing (I'm not, I'm quite amateur)

Will Graham in the dashcon ball pit

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and the dream wasn't even eventful, the boiled fazbear thing just stood there, in the dark, holding it's microphone, completely still

a few nights ago my brain decided to combine Freddy fazbear with the boiled one in my dreams and somehow deem it scary, despite my conscious self not deeming either of those things scary. It wasn't cannon Freddy fazbear either, it was the weird historically accurate one that gets put in analog horror

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a few nights ago my brain decided to combine Freddy fazbear with the boiled one in my dreams and somehow deem it scary, despite my conscious self not deeming either of those things scary. It wasn't cannon Freddy fazbear either, it was the weird historically accurate one that gets put in analog horror

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my friends character cassiopea. they don't have Tumblr so I'm going to start posting for them. they're Atari_01 on YouTube

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We are only two weeks away from the beginning of Bagginshield Week 2024, fellow shippers!

So, in the meantime, short little guide and reminders:

The event consists of seven regular days with two prompts for each, plus two extra days to post to the AO3 collection, and two Alternate Prompts lists.

I will post the direct link to the AO3 collection the following Monday from this (June 17th).

All types of fanworks focused on Bagginshield are allowed, not just fanfiction and fanart, and there are no official minimums for any of them, but if you want recommendations you can find some here.

Likewise, and as I did last year, I will accept works that are more tangentially related to them. For example, last year I accepted a mood board on the prompt "Piercings & Tatoos" that explored it more in a general relation to the dwarves that appear in the films.

Because the event (and myself) are in Tumblr and AO3, the work must be posted to either or at the very least promoted in either for me to share it here. More information about posting will be given on the 17th.

Event Days & Prompts June 24: Role Reversal/The Shire Falls Instead + Bilbo is the Thain/Is a Royal June 25: Thorin in The Shire + Developing Relationship June 26: Soulmates/Soulmate Marks AU + Dwarf Culture June 27: Bookshops & Libraries + Khuzdul Language June 28: Canon Divergence (general) + Hairbeads/Beads June 29: Single Parents/Uncles AU + Gardening June 30: Gothic Horror AU + Sky/Storms

Regular Alternate Prompts: Alpha/Beta/Omega AU - Mythology AU (general) - Fire/Smoke - Enemies to Lovers, or Enemies to Allies to Lovers - Secret Relationship

Whump Alternate Prompts: "I thought I had lost you" - Gold Sickness - Hurt/Comfort - Fake Death/Believed to be Dead - Hidden Injury