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my singing voiceclaim for toby is jeff buckley but if he was like way less impressive

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i feel like toby is the typa guy who like when ur sad he sits you down in a fucking pillowfort and forces you to watch despicable me or some shit

ok i ackshually really love this . he notices something's off and he's already grabbing every cushion and blanket in the house

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ok this is kind of a headcanon but toby definitely fucking bites people he's just a biter . love language or nto,, he will probably fucking bite you

he's like a dog he just gnaws on shit when he's bored

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take ur time writingggg theres no rush !!!!!!

OHGHH FRIEND!!!!! THANK IYOU FRINED!!!!!!!! I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW REASSURIGN THIS IS!!!

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Not to be (euhuehu tobee) dramatic but like u saying u arent actually abandoning this blog cured ny depression fr

im cryign a river rn THNAKN YOYUUUUUU AHGHGHHH ive said this a lot but u guys hav no idea how fuckingn happy it makes me that people like me and/or my content its actually a pretty darn huge motivator

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creepypasta fans learn how tourettes works before writing ticci toby stuff challenge. please.

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i was gonna like ur tinky tony playlist but it’s at 69 likes and i don’t wanna be that guy

tinky tony got a giggle out of me

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ok i shouldnt say ABANDON but i can foresee my posts beign veeeery very sparse (at least until winter break) . like ive been working on an nsfw alphabet for toby for like 2 months

alr yea gotta b honest think im gunna end up abandoning this blog

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alr yea gotta b honest think im gunna end up abandoning this blog

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srry giuys decided 2 play rdr2 for an entire weekend

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tobs

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every time i see twink wright i start to smell burning flesh

Anyone who draws Tim/masky slim/skinny/whatever word you wanna use will be publicly executed by the guillotine. A similar punishment will be delivered to anyone who thinks of Toby as a incapable little baby that loves waffles and would never hurt a fly.

I will find you and I will make everyone throw rotten fruit at you.

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Cringetober day 13 - Creppypasta

This weirdo was the first creppypasta i knew abt and the reason I love goggles on characters so much KLFDSJKLFJDSLK

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i think toby would have a flip phone and he dramatically slams it shut when he ends a call

omfg. mean girl toby. he's so annoying . prob throws his phone when he's mad too.

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unexpectedly I liked their duet!!

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i read somewhere that someone thought toby would have hyperfixated on greek mythology, what other things do you think he would have hyperfixated on?

i think he'd find the wild west so fucking cool . he watches westerns a LOT, namely spaghetti westerns (FUUUUCKS WITH CLINT EASTWOOD) . can totally see him stealing books on cowboys or outlaws n shit from the local library, the ONLY thing he reads for outside of spiderman comics . his answer to the "what do you wanna be when you grow up" question was a cowboy and he never understood why he'd get laughs cus in his little kid mind he was being dead serious

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important question . what kind of socks does toby wear..

standard hanes but theyre riddled with holes and crusty as shit from the several months worth of dried sweat and grime