(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ can i haz hug. sometimes I sleep, other times I also sleep. just your everyday doses of vitamin bean
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Your default bone mech protection layer
why are people saying youre hot? is there a selfie out there lmao?
No but they just know because they’re smart
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I want more legs!
im a plastic surgeon now, let me turn you into the demons I saw in my dreams
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You might think you got them but in reality, they're furiously typing!
I love making fun of music lovers. go listen to music haha
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I am the tsar of Tumblr now if you wanna do something you gotta ask me
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You know this is a tumblr post from @pukicho right? Why post a screenshot when the actual post is on this site free to be reblogged?

Tumblr’s tsar
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As a guy that loves purple... I have to agree
purple is a very womanly color. i love purple.
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You must have been confused when they didn't use your full name, 4/27/2119. It's a common misconception.
Been thinking about it and I’d like to not have a name
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Happy birthday Horace!!!
Back From Fishing What I Miss
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I present to you, UwU
OwO or UwU
both are conceptually scary in this day and age but i’m partial to OwO because it’s hilarious looking when drawn

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🙃 pooW
I am feeling great today :)
I demand all my sad followers “mood” this post, so you may feel happiness too
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Me: are you going to finish that milkshake?
Other person: nah have at it.
Me: *dropkicks milkshake*
#it looked at me funny#i felt threatened#this was self-defence#don't judge me#you don't know what it's like being stared at by a milkshake#it hurts my feelings#text post#text#meme#funny memes#meirl#never enough tags#need followers don't judge
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Children: trick or treat!
Me: give me your best trick.
Children: *demonic chanting*
Me: *feeling my liver explode* nice!
#Halloween#trick or treat#feeling your liver explode probably isn't very nice#joke#meme#funny#sad tag spam in hopes of finding love#mother please give me the love that I require
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For Halloween this year I'm going to be depressed.
That’s the scariest thing you can be
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What're you making for dinner?
Ok I need some groceries stat. Here’s the list.
-Beef stew
-Tomato stew
-Noodle stew
-Mushroom stew
-Turtle stew
-Plumber stew
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