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Your default bone mech protection layer

why are people saying youre hot? is there a selfie out there lmao?

No but they just know because they’re smart

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I want more legs!

im a plastic surgeon now, let me turn you into the demons I saw in my dreams

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You might think you got them but in reality, they're furiously typing!

I love making fun of music lovers. go listen to music haha

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It's a friend!

WTF Is That

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Look at them gremlins!

Absolute creatures!

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phrog

frog

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I am the tsar of Tumblr now if you wanna do something you gotta ask me

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You know this is a tumblr post from @pukicho right? Why post a screenshot when the actual post is on this site free to be reblogged?

Tumblr’s tsar

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As a guy that loves purple... I have to agree

purple is a very womanly color. i love purple.

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You must have been confused when they didn't use your full name, 4/27/2119. It's a common misconception.

Been thinking about it and I’d like to not have a name

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Happy birthday Horace!!!

Back From Fishing What I Miss

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I present to you, UwU

OwO or UwU

both are conceptually scary in this day and age but i’m partial to OwO because it’s hilarious looking when drawn

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🙃 pooW

I am feeling great today :) 

I demand all my sad followers “mood” this post, so you may feel happiness too

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Me: are you going to finish that milkshake?

Other person: nah have at it.

Me: *dropkicks milkshake*

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Children: trick or treat!

Me: give me your best trick.

Children: *demonic chanting*

Me: *feeling my liver explode* nice!

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For Halloween this year I'm going to be depressed.

That’s the scariest thing you can be

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What're you making for dinner?

Ok I need some groceries stat. Here’s the list.

-Beef stew

-Tomato stew

-Noodle stew

-Mushroom stew

-Turtle stew

-Plumber stew