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I know we're living in the end times but must we be so talentless about it? What happened to playing the fiddle while Rome burns or ending the world with a bang not a whimper?

Like I'm trying to decide what to watch in The Theaters with my mother on my day off, because all my friends are working and also nonexistent, and it is grim, fellas. My mom wants to see The Phoenician Scheme but I was like, "Please no Wes Anderson, nothing precious, absolutely no cloying whimsy."

But then the only recourse is Toxic Masculinity Brexit Metaphor (28 Years Later), which is not saying much. Firstly, I think the classic with baby Cillian Murphy should have been a standalone. You can't improve on perfection. The metal Rudyard Kipling remix is a nice touch but is it enough? No.

Other pros: huge dong. Cons: said dong is not Aaron Taylor Johnson's, but mutated rage zombie dong, so what is even the point?

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ph nick rasmussen, 2025

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These have been in my drafts for almost a year which is nuts.

Lactifluus sp, Amanita sp, boletes, Old Man of the Woods

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Den Stygge Stesøsteren / The Ugly Stepsister 2025, dir. Emilie Blichfeldt

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Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

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Money makes the world go around

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My anonymous assumption about you is that you are smart and very interesting tbh

I know I'm answering 84 years later but this is so nice to come back to, ty ❤️

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Orville Peck for the New York Times

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~October 2024, the Catskills. Lycoperdon sp is typically seen growing terrestrially but it can appear on dead wood and now, apparently, pinecones.

Also oyster, bear's head tooth fungus and a species of Amanita

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I miss you A LOT Queen....can u come back????

Omg thank you! I keep wanting to, because I have stupid things to say and mushroom pics to share, but you know how sometimes you don't reply to a text or email on time and then it's been weeks or months and at that point it seems less awkward to just never reply at all? That's how it feels with me and the hellsite

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THE WHITE LOTUS (2021—) S03 // E03

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I assume you've spent the last several months painstakingly supporting Timothée's award campaign and you've just now sufficiently processed your grief to post on Tumblr. Don't worry though, he's going to win that Oscar for a transformative performance in an American remake of Mommy (he's actually going to play the mom).

You know, I actually haven't seen A Complete Unknown and I feel weirdly guilty about it because they got an iconic Jewish boy who can't sing to portray another iconic Jewish boy who can't sing, and surely watching it would be a mitzvah for me but it's just so...long and also unnecessary after Cate Blanchett's Dylan in I'm Not There?

Many years ago I briefly fell for a prank post that said Timothee was cast in a Nick Cave biopic and I think that's the only thing that could make me excited about him again, aside of course from playing the mom in the American remake of Mommy.

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Clouded Funnel Clitocybe nebularis

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anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

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Stalked Bonfire Cups

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Remember me? I'm back, in pog form!

Not really but I had a big job change and then Charlie got sick and also you know how the whole world is continuously on fire and the last thing you want to do is accidentally read a hot take on the internet because it just might be that last straw? So my social media use has been pretty nonexistent lately but I just wanted to clarify that it's not because I got an actual life or anything