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not to shit on zack snyder again but it's really funny that he tried to make a big, grand, complex moral quandary on where superman should stand when he saves people around the world and then james gunn is like "he wants to do it because he thinks it's the right thing to do". sometimes going simpler means you get to the crux of what the character is all about much more efficiently. like wow it's really that easy

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Batman: never gets old

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Dick lays like a beautiful princess and Roy lays like a cartoon character who just had an anvil fall on him

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Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

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Clark sprawling over Bruce like a human weighted blanket, because at some point they realized that was the only thing that actually helped Bruce sleep through the night. It calms his nerves, slows his breathing, and keeps the nightmares at bay, but more than that, having the most powerful being right there, an unshakable barrier between his body and everything else, actually makes him feel safe.

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We could ask a lot of questions about how, consciously, Clark allows himself to fly or how he could go about rediscovering the ability after a bout of amnesia. Action Comics 671

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Superman tarot for assignment :3

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nobody needs to ask superman how he knows batman because they’re superman and batman but every once in a while they see a nerdy reporter with bruce wayne and then they’re like “how do you know him???” and he’s like “we both liked the same girl once.” “so who won?” “i did!! she’s my wife, actually.”

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Clark and his Ma and Pa in Superman Confidential

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Infuriatingly proud of each other’s contingency plans

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Teenage Damian: Father, I have something very important to tell you. Richard has assured me it will not change your view of me, and I am holding you to that.

Bruce, thinking another kid is coming out: of course Damian. You are my kid, that will not change

Damian: *nods and takes a deep breath*

Damian: As you are aware, there has been a concerning increase of bats and they have risked disturbing the signals and various memorabilia due to them

Damian: There are more that are flying or stationing themselves around lower to the ground, and I have overheard you and Gordon wondering if they are diseased or rabid.

Bruce, officially lost: hn

Damian: The reason there's been an uptick of bats inside the main part of the cave is due to me feeding and befriending them

Bruce:

Damian: They prefer kiwi and strawberries

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Wait kryptonian fangies…. Does that mean Clark also has fangies? And follow up because if so I feel he’d be more shy about them most of the time, does he do a kinda half smile to not flash them around to everyone?

Clark definitely has fangies. He's been very insecure about them for a long time so, yes, he tends to half smile to hide them. But with time, especially around the Justice League, he began to feel more confident and the other heroes can definitely see his kryptonian fangs when he laughs now.

Bruce definitely wishes he could have fangs too. Who can blame him? It fits his aesthetic.