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From top to bottom:

Corvus killing a Word Bearer

Malal in storage to never appear again

The girl who made it through Tzeetch’s endless maze thing

Not sure if these count, but Slaanesh dislikes noise and Nurgle has an Eldar Goddess in his garden

The Night Lord that is like a giant cockroach to the Chaos Gods

Vasthorr with a chibi Iron Warrior

The Chaos Gods’ wargaming table that says the Great Game

The Great Horned Rat trying to find its way to the Chaos House

Ku’gath in a rot pod and Mortarion hiding behind him after the Plague Wars

Chaos House

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Can you spot all the hidden easter eggs?

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What’s the best Fulgrim?

I am starting to feel like Malcador’s quote while on the Golden Throne is way too real. It’s, “I am old. I am tried. I sit upon the Golden Throne.” and I’m even an adult yet.

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Finally A Poll After 126 Days of Not Poll Posts and 52 Days of No Posts

Anyway, I’m gunna dump all of the insanity that has gone on in my school bus and my school by extension. I have two sister, both are older then me, the younger of the two goes to the same school as me and the other is in a different school and my mother wants her to go into the same school as us.

Let the trauma begin:

A small, like, year one kid in my bus got forcefully kissed by a year three kid.

A kid once yelled another kid in the bus was a lesbian, said he didn’t say the f-word and instead said “““puck””” and said the girl he called a lesbian taught his younger sister to say the n-word to him.

A kid that sits in the back of the bus moans every time we hit a speed bump and gooned to a teacher during an exam, also admitted to that.

The kid from the first one was told by another kid to remove his pants by another kid who wanted to touch his thing, the kid did that and they did this repeatedly until my sister told the bus nanny. The girl who was called a lesbian is in the same class as that kid said that he does that in class as well.

One of my classmates has feet pics.

There are ants and cockroaches in the school bathrooms. Both male and female bathrooms have these.

A kid in the year right below mine once brought a used condom to school and was caught.

In my sister’s year, a guy was forced to chew on a dead bird’s feathers by their classmates

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Stupid idea, what if there’s a guy in the back as well, a three armed, three legged baby carrier? Triple baby carrier anyone? Or four, two in the front and two in the back, the quadruple baby carrier. Four arms and four legs. There’s a hole in the middle so they’re all holding hands at the same time.

Also I would presume that this would be quite easy to make in real life. All you need is two baby carriers, a knife, glue, time and a person willing to do this.

I wonder what it says about the stupidity of the GK design that even for a fraction of a second you could think that this might be an official design.

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How tall would Tyberos be as a primaris?

Visual representation for reasons:

edit: I should mention that I can guarantee that I got some of these numbers wrong because I’m not the best at math. I actually prefer science and specifically biology and ecology, but I’m just as good at history and better in English Literature, in fact I’m in the top 2% of reading skill in my age group. That’s a weird tangent

(All of these should be taken with a grain of salt because I didn’t do a lot of research, also Guilliman’s full thing is “to my less then stellar research”. You can tell in which ones I used centimeters and feet)

Ways to calculate:

The difference between a firstborn and a primaris and then increase Tyberos’ height by that percentage

2. The difference between Tyberos and a firstborn and then increase a primaris’ height by that percentage

I think these two might yield the same results (spoiler, they weren’t the same) and you might have a better a way to find an answer, I’m just some person on the internet

Method 1:

So the difference is ~12.766%, this makes the minimum for Tyberos ~360.85 cm and the maximum ~412.45 cm

Method 2:

The minimum difference is ~37.037% and the maximum is ~49.7678%, so ~342.59 cm and ~376.42 cm respectively

Final things:

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And thus a neophyte is born

Don’t know where my dad is rn but he found me a couple Warhammer books for like three bucks so I guess I’m getting into Warhammer now

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You know, I really like the official necron design, but this actually looks better in certain ways. Looks more alien and monstrous, less like a human’s skeleton made of metal, but in a good way. Can’t wait for the nightmares this poor Nemesor’s gunna through

OC necron Nemesor having a bit of a rough time

(and its gonna get only worse for him from there)

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Rylanor making Fulgrim look different might actually have some substance

I know (I think) that Rylanor making Fulgrim ugly is a joke, but the entire ordeal left a scar on Fulgrim’s ego. According my knowledge, a daemon prince or primarch can change their form to anything, so Rylanor’s defiance and bruise on Fulgrim’s ego caused him to not regenerate quite right

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Random drug PSA voice:

“This is why you don’t do drugs”

I’m not sure if this is funny or adds anything, but I’ll reblog this anyway

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I like that this insinuates that Orikan either took Trazyn to the correct time period to the see the British Museum, both them were active at the correct time period to the see the British Museum or that Trazyn has the British Museum

OMG It's British Museum

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This reminds of the little creatures that I must tolerate on the bus ride to and from school. Also reminds me of my sister (the middle one who is also older than me. The old one is bossy)

Emperor's most pathetic marine and zoomer biologis go to the aquarium filler episode

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Imagine if this is plot by the lil guy to get information on the Adeptus Mechanicus and, by extension, the Imperium, like the conversation is just:

Techpriest: So would you like to know the way and how a bolter works?

Tyranid: *rapid, cute nods and noises*

Techpriest: Very well then…

And it’s just that for hours

Admech recording studio

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You know, I’ve (not quite thoroughly) look through the reblogs and I don’t think enough people are pointing out what the third servo skull is reading. It either belongs to Big E or the skull brought it here

by Relithel

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Another 40k explanation post that provides shitty explanations for things in 40k

Tzeentch and why all of its things have so many eyes in wired places: The things in the Warp, Tzeentch has some sort of deal with them, still born daemons not allowed to see the cacophonous waves of souls and hear their screaming, until Tzeentch saw a new opportunity for entertainment. All Tzeentch gave them were eyes on its creation, allowing them to see the world for the first time. This also kind of explains why Tzeentch guys are crazy, because there are guys in those guys

Mk 9 power armor:

I don’t have any real explanation other than that Mk 9 is an umbrella term for any type of power armor made after the Mk 8, but that didn’t see large scale production. Meaning Mk 9 is a cobbled together collection of different variants of power armor. Mk 10 isn’t a part of Mk 9 because it actually saw wide scale production with primaris

Why Vashtorr knows about the War in Heaven:

Vashtorr, he’s a daemon in the Warp, you know, the place where time is like jelly. Plus the Eldar exist

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Primarch to replace Horus poll

Orange

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Ultramarine poll

Blood for the blood god

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Which tractor legion produces the marines with the fattest asses?

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Edit: Concerning amount of people voting for the Death Guard, I guess for those farts and shits, you kinda need a very large ass to do it

(Appreciate all the jokes, please)