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it’s tornado season

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"Oh /that/ money. Sure thing, how much do I owe you?"

*sitting on her counter, chewing tobacco* You owe me ten dollars, rich girl. –rcrp-quebec

“Can’t pay ya. I’m broke.”

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"Screw mani"

*Hugs* "It's international siblings day and you're the best sibling I know." ~Alberta

“You’re wrong.”

@rcrp-alberta

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Hiatus

Joined travel club. Going to Europe for 13 days. Be back with chocolate, bye~

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Matthew has a will??

“Don’t you???”

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"So can my cow. But what I'm saying is if we had a Who's The Best Sibling tv show you'd win every season, even the seasons you don't compete in."

*Hugs* "It's international siblings day and you're the best sibling I know." ~Alberta

“You’re wrong.”

@rcrp-alberta

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you /stole/ Matthew's will?

“Yep. Well actually I’m his will-writer/lawyer. And a decent master of disguise if I do say so myself.” 

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"Nuh no, /you're/ the best sibling. It says so in Matthew's will that I stole. See here, 'To Alberta, the best child and sibling...'"

*Hugs* "It's international siblings day and you're the best sibling I know." ~Alberta

“You’re wrong.”

@rcrp-alberta

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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS😫😫💦💦TIME TO GET HUSKING🤔🤔THOSE CORNS🌽🌽AND IF YALL ARE LUCKY ENOUGH👏🏼YOULL GET YOURSELF A GOOD👍🏼OL COUNTRY SONG👅👅🎤🎤BUT‼️‼️IF YALLRE BAD😡😡SCARECROW WILL SHOVE HIS STRAW HAND✋🏼✋🏼UP YALLS ASS🍑🍑🌾🌾

"Dude, it's not corn season."

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The pie crust is made is Saskatchewan, the meat filling's made in Alberta and there's a dash of salt from Manitoba

"Are the salt from his tears?"

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"I don't know. They wore hazmat suits"

*sits on your kitchen tale drinking a latte in an annoyingly loud fashion*

@rcrp-saskatchewan @rcrp-newbrunswick @rcrp-manitoba @rcrp-novascotia @rcrp-northwest @rcrp-alberta @rcrp-vancouver @rcrp-nunavut @rcrp-ontario @rcrp-quebec @ everyone else???

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(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

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Sask mumbles nonsensically, "/I/ saw aliens once. They weren't nothing like the movies, green nor little nor man.."

*sits on your kitchen tale drinking a latte in an annoyingly loud fashion*

@rcrp-saskatchewan @rcrp-newbrunswick @rcrp-manitoba @rcrp-novascotia @rcrp-northwest @rcrp-alberta @rcrp-vancouver @rcrp-nunavut @rcrp-ontario @rcrp-quebec @ everyone else???

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You call yourself a farmer and you don’t have a piece of wheat sticking out of your mouth? disgusting

Wheat sprouts from Sask’s ears. 

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"/you're/ the best sibling, and you know it."

*Hugs* "It's international siblings day and you're the best sibling I know." ~Alberta

“You’re wrong.”

@rcrp-alberta

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If you know everything one quesgon for you that was the quesgon

“Don’t talk with your mouth full, anon. Even mud slingers don’t talk with their mouth full”

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@rcrp-quebec

*sitting on her counter, chewing tobacco* You owe me ten dollars, rich girl. –rcrp-quebec

“Can’t pay ya. I’m broke.”