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Calls for underrated videogames to get their rise. Gamers rejoice! Your favourite hidden gem may yet gets its day in the sun!
#weather?#text post#forecast#video games#but do you only like them because they're hidden gems? will you get off the bandwagon when they become mainstream?#I dunno what I'm asking#but here we are.
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Suggests you find a full set of plate mail and wear it. Not because of the weather or anything. Plate mail is just neat.
#weather?#text post#forecast#platemail#preferably full plate#also it may rain spears but that's unrelated and armor probably wouldn't help you there
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Is sponsored by Geese. They won't bite...
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Brings us southward-facing whales moving north. This is not a time anomaly. This time.
#weather?#text post#forecast#whales be moving in weird directions#we promise it's not a time anomaly please don't report us to the relevant authorities
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Suggests another call for monotony. And bratwurst. Monotonous bratwurst. I think I just found my new band name.
#weather?#text post#forecast#bratwurst#what would you call boring bratwurst? bratworst? borewurst?#someone get back to me on that one
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SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKIN' A BA- oh, ahem! Yes... Tomorrow's cryptic forecast calls for... the release of rubber animals outside of the norm! Enjoy your fresh new bathtime essentials.
#weather?#text post#forecast#rubber duck#except rubber okapi#it's gonna make for interesting soaks#but relaxing and enjoyable right? right?
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Highly recommends staying inside, as it will be raining animals not native to your local habitat. They won't be staying around, from our readings, but it will make for a highly unusual day.
#weather?#text post#forecast#where did they come from#where do they go#where did they come from cottonmouth joe?
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Has predicted one of the worst books you've ever read appearing back in your life. If you haven't read a book, don't start now.
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Calls for cattle on the moon and some in your drinking water. What's good for the goose is good for the half-ton ungulate, am I right?
#weather?#text post#forecast#moon#cows#moon cows#I know a half a ton is a little on the light side for cattle but it rolls off the tongue better okay?
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Apologizes for recent delays in your forecast, the studio has undergone some.... unforeseen renovations. Partially due to the zebras currently inhabiting the third floor.
#weather?#text post#forecast#sorry for the delay#zebras are surprisingly odorous#also I think some of them are learning tap dancing?#Jerry says they're getting quite good at it
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Is sorry to say we will be taking a one-day hiatus due to an extreme number of seafaring mammals in the station. Please hold on and check back tomorrow for more forecasts.
#weather?#text post#forecast#but actually how did they get here#there's no water it can't be good for them#but we're not even sure how half of them fit through the doors so there's that as well#see you tomorrow
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Requests that the fifty-seven otters in the room please reveal themselves. And the platypus in the corner. We know you're there.
#weather?#text post#forecast#otters#seriously I don't know why there are so many#but they're certainly hiding#or trying to#pretty good at it if you ask me
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Suggests a new species of creature will appear. I hope they don't crack into the Unopened Caves™.
#weather?#text post#forecast#seriously#there are things down there not meant for the eyes of man#or any other person#or living creature for that matter
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Brings you a return to normalcy. Completely normal forecast. Sports at 10.
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JOYOUS DAY! I HAVE BEEN FREED FROM THE SHACKLES OF A CURSE ENFORCED!!
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Brings a return to normalcy for those of us experiencing glitches in reality. Prepare to be reintroduced into the fold.
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Brings rain, possibly carrying frogs with it. Watch for high winds and higher amphibians.
#weather?#text post#forecast#frogs#oh wow this is almost a regular forecast if not for the frogs#it's always the frogs
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