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Hey fam, so I’m quite literally crashing out.
The urge to fall off the face of the earth is very tempting. Sounds like a dream vacation at this point 😆🤪
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Hey, so this is becoming my new obsession 😮💨😫🫡

This show is bat shit crazy and I’m living for all the fan theories.
I recommend this show soooooooo hard!
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Saw your request at oneshotnewbies blog. You're so cool and I party your friendship 😎 How long have you been friends for?
Ahhhh hello hello!!🤍
We have been friends for a little over a year! It’s a friendship that I will forever be grateful for. @oneshotnewbie has helped me in so many ways. She’s always there for me and she’s such a joy to talk to. She’s definitely the sunlight on the days where I feel so much darkness!!🤍
She’s very much like an older sister to me!!
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JJ, about Emily: Can I tell them they look nice?
David : Sure.
JJ : Can I tell them I respect them?
David : Maybe, if they ask.
JJ : Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?
David : …
David: I’d save that for later.
#criminal minds#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#derek morgan#jemily#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#david rossi#incorrect quotes#criminal minds evolution
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Penelope : Are you mad?
Emily : No.
Penelope : So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
#criminal minds#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#derek morgan#jemily#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#david rossi#incorrect quotes#criminal minds evolution
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David: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
David : I will not yield.
#criminal minds#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#derek morgan#jemily#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#david rossi#incorrect quotes#criminal minds evolution
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Emily: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Derek: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Derek: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Emily: ...
Penelope , with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
#criminal minds#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#derek morgan#jemily#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#david rossi#incorrect quotes#criminal minds evolution
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POV: you’ve become a Dog Mom and now I have zero time to be on my phone. I miss making posts and my amazing followers 😭
I miss @oneshotnewbie so much! But she’s been decorating for Christmas so I’m sure she’s content 🤪

#criminal minds#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#derek morgan#jemily#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#david rossi#incorrect quotes#criminal minds evolution#dog mom#cockapoo
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i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
@emilyprentisssgf @elleminds @lilalaunetwin
tag game 🤭
rules: color the sentence that's true about you
i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
this is a whole lot of yellow lmfao
no pressure tags: @marthawrites @schniiipsel @aemonddtargaryen @aemondsbabe @adragonprinceswhore @arcielee @black-dread @lovelykhaleesiii @aemondsbabygirl @valeskafics @connorsui
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I think of one specific person when I read these. A friendship break up hurts so much more when it’s been your person since the day you were born. It’s for the better I guess..
@lilalaunetwin @emilyprentisssgf @elleminds
starting a tag game because i can’t stop thinking about this
search your name in the unsent project and pick your two favorites


no pressure tags: @sillygooseun @fatallyaddictedtofiction @bistec-37 @poemaboutmidoctober @richie-shitlips @loganschwarzy @chompisatheatrekid
(also open to anyone else because i’ve never started a tag game before and idk how to do this)
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Spencer: do you ever think the wind is trying to tell us something?
Derek: I just wish you’d stop saying odd shit.
#criminal minds#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#derek morgan#jemily#jennifer jareau#spencer reid#david rossi#incorrect quotes#criminal minds evolution#penelope garcia
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all they do is make me cry wtf 🙂↕️

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Well.. I guess I am special, haha!
I got my little sister hooked on motorcycles and now she wants me to buy a motorcycle. Send help 🫡
Oh god😱 I could never!! They scare me too much!!!
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Hi. I'm here to piss you off
You? Piss me off!? Could never 😆
All the love for ya sista!!!
You’re pretty much the only person who puts stuff in my ask box Bahah
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Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.
Always
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