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Mister Ace An unidentified individual responsible for experimenting on multiple criminals.

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Jane Doe Two weeks ago, a wealthy socialite named Julianne Wolfe disappeared, only to return home unharmed. Just recently, a skinned and dissected body was found dumped in the woods. Using the latest medical technology Wayne Tech had in stock, the body was soon identified as Julianne Wolfe's. Upon apprehending "Julianne," I discovered that the imposter had the disturbing talent of perfectly mimicking her victims. She used this talent to take several different identities, relentlessly killing victims until she could find a life she would be happy with.

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Mr. Puzzles X Reader - 50 Types of Kisses - Prompt #42

After writing "I wish..." I got a comment that inspired me to search for kissing-themed prompts.

I found this one, specifically. I don't know if I'll do all of these prompts, or do them all with Mr. Puzzles, but I've already completed a few.

Let me know if you have any ideas regarding the prompts on the list. I won't write anything too smutty or spicy. Probably the most that'll show up here is touching Mr. Puzzles's antennae and wires.

Today's prompt is prompt #42. This one is a sequel to prompt #31.

42. Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead.

   Mr. Puzzles was throwing himself into another project. That meant it was time for you to throw yourself around him (because that man did not know how to take breaks.) At least he had texted you saying how he missed you, which you took as a plea for a distraction.

   You went over to the studio and came straight to his office. There he was, working over his desk again, but he didn’t look quite as disheveled as last time. At least he heard you come in this time.

   “Reader, nice of you to drop by.” Despite acknowledging you, Puzzles didn’t look up from his script. “I assume you got my text…”

   “You assume right.” You put a hand on his shoulder, which was easy to do when he was hunched over in a chair. “Come on, you’re taking a break.”

   “But I’m on a roll with this one! And don’t you dare try to distract me.”

   “Or what?” You planted a kiss on the side of his TV head.

   “Or I’ll—”

   You kissed him again.

   “Reader—”

   He turned and you planted one on his “forehead,” the top of his screen.

   “Stop or I’ll use the scary face on you!”

   “You would not.” You kept kissing Mr. Puzzles, and he tried his best to ignore you. “No headaches this time?”

   He had complained of headaches the last time he overworked like this. This time, he answered “No.”

   “You really need to pay for electricity around here.” You kissed him.

   “I am my own source of electricity, Star.”

   “Well I need to charge my phone sometimes.” You kissed him again. “And again, you wouldn’t get as many headaches if you weren’t using yourself as a source of light.”

   He grumbled, and you kissed him one more time.

   “Okay, fine! I’ll take a break.” He dropped his pen and stood up from his desk. “It feels like someone is touch-starved…”

   “Heh, the pot’s calling the kettle black, don’t you think?”

   “You know we both need this. Cuddles on the couch?”

   You nodded and Puzzles practically dragged you over.

(The Masterpost is here.)

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"I want my body back."

For Tenna, the feeling’s immediate. He’s stuck in a body that’s a downgrade from every perspective. No award-winning nose, no way to change size, no audience. He waits until he swaps back, trying to be patient. Then he realizes he needs to eat… somehow.

For Mr. Puzzles, the feeling’s a slow burn. Tenna has everything he’s ever wanted: a captive audience, the ability to change size (he’ll never bump his head on a doorframe again!), and power without relying on something to maintain it. Well, he has to maintain this Dark Fountain, but it should be easy to keep those brats away…

Then Puzzles tries to swear. He doesn’t curse as much as others from his world, so he only tries when he’s truly pissed off. Compared to Tenna, Mr. Puzzles has a much shorter fuse, though.

When he realizes he cannot swear, he goes through every one he knows. He even tries some foreign ones. All of them are bleeped out.

Kris has already realized this guy is not their TV. He’s threatening them a lot more than they imagined their television to be capable of, anyway. After Puzzles’s breakdown, they say they know how to get past the parental controls.

(Even the SOUL wants to reach out. Perhaps they know who this guy really is?)

Mr. Puzzles stays quiet. Kris may be another blue-clad hero trying to stop him, but they sound genuine. They really want to help their TV???

“Please.”

With that quiet word, Kris enters the passcode to the parental controls. They turn off the swear filter. Puzzles lets out a string of curses, not because he wants to, but because he can.

Susie laughs. Ralsei tries not to laugh. Kris just smiles.

Mr. Puzzles has suddenly found himself with three kids he doesn’t hate. He has no family, no friends, nobody and nothing waiting for him back “home.” Yet, deep inside, there’s still a longing for the familiar.

That’s it *body swaps your TVs*

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Mr. Puzzles X Reader - 50 Types of Kisses - Prompt #31

After writing "I wish..." I got a comment that inspired me to search for kissing-themed prompts.

I found this one, specifically. I don't know if I'll do all of these prompts, or do them all with Mr. Puzzles, but I've already completed a few.

Let me know if you have any ideas regarding the prompts on the list. I won't write anything too smutty or spicy. Probably the most that'll show up here is touching Mr. Puzzles's antennae and wires.

Today's prompt is prompt #31.

31. Pulling away from a kiss, whispering words of love against each other’s lips.

   Mr. Puzzles had been in the studio for most of the day, and then most of the week. Someone provided him the funds to produce one of his movies. However, that meant he had to make the script “perfect.”

   Puzzles didn’t throw around the word as often anymore - therapy was helping - but he was still the biggest perfectionist you knew. Even if he couldn’t make the script perfect, he needed to make it the best it could be before going into filming. You felt lonely, mostly because the SMG4 Crew was also caught up in their own creative projects or jobs. You were sure Mr. Puzzles felt lonely too.

   Either you or Puzzles was going to snap, and you wouldn’t let it be him.

   After your own work, you went to the studio. It was as dark and dingy as it’d ever been. You could hear Mr. Puzzles muttering to himself like the madman he was - the madman he had been. Therapy is helping, you reminded yourself. He won’t hurt you again.

   You repeated those thoughts to yourself as you went deeper into the studio. It got darker, yet darker. Then suddenly, you saw a light.

   It was Mr. Puzzles, in his office, working over his desk and still muttering. He didn’t even hear you come in. You had to make yourself known, but you didn’t want to scare him.

   (Oh like you were the scary one in this relationship)

   So you said, in your softest voice, “Hey, Puzzles. I just came by to check up on you.”

   The way he snapped his head towards you reminded you of how SMG3 and Meggy described SMG4 himself during the “Perfect” incident. Mr. Puzzles was behind that, and he wanted to drag Four down to his level. And now he–

   Puzzles was hugging you. You could hear him quietly sobbing, despite the fact he couldn’t really cry. You hugged him back.

   Finally, he said, “Oh, Star, i-it’s my dream, but I can’t go back to working like this. What if I relapse and put everyone back in my head? E-Even with someone who actually believes in me, it’s just so similar to the way things used to be...”

   “It doesn’t have to be,” you reminded him. “I’m here for you, okay? And I’m sure if you ask, the Crew will help you with this, too.”

   You two stopped hugging a moment later. Then, Mr. Puzzles leaned in for a kiss. You accepted the little shock he called a kiss, and held it.

   When he pulled away, he whispered, “I love you.”

   “I love you too,” you whispered back, “and you’ll never be alone again.”

   “Promise?”

   “Promise.”

(The Masterpost is here.)

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Mr. Puzzles X Reader - ABCs/Alphabet Challenge

I found one of these that looked like fun, so I filled it out. This takes place in the same "continuity" as my other Mr. Puzzles X Reader stories, but you don't have to read any of them to understand what's going on here.

(I guess the only warning I want to give is one of these prompts mentions Reader having a uterus/periods. If that doesn't align with you or your Reader headcanon, skip it or don't read.)

A = Affections (How do they show their love)

Mr. Puzzles loves kissing you, and you love kissing him back. The way he kisses you is through little shocks from his screen to your mouth (well, it’s usually your mouth he’s kissing.) He also likes hugs and hand holding and just touching you in general.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part)

Puzzles loves your hands. Being touch-starved, he’ll try anything to get you to feel him up. A close second body part is your eyes. Not only does he find them beautiful, but he also likes being watched.

C = Children (Do they want kids)

Absolutely not. Mr. Puzzles knew he was bad with kids before, and the lowest point/brainrot/PuzzleBox incident reinforced that for him. Maybe you’d be able to sway him if you want kids, but it’d take a lot of time and effort.

D = Dating (Often going out or not)

Puzzles likes watching movies and television, but he doesn’t really consider those dates - usually because if he really wants to watch something, he’ll find it more interesting than you. For dates, it’s going to a restaurant or doing something you like.

E = Experience (Dated before or no?)

No friends equals no dating experience. However, Mr. Puzzles has watched enough romantic TV shows and movies that he thinks this gives him some sort of edge. The reality of your relationship quickly changes this thought process, though.

F = Favorite places (Locations they love going to)

Again, Puzzles loves going to the movies, but he knows to win you over, he should probably spend time going to places you like.

G = Goofy (Are they jokesters or not?)

Mr. Puzzles has an odd sense of humor. At least, a different sense of humor than the SMG4 Crew. You quickly get used to it and see it as part of his charm.

H = Hair (Are they well groomed or are they going hobo today?)

Puzzles is usually well-dressed and doesn’t like the thought of appearing in anything other than his usual attire. That being said, he doesn’t always take the best care of his TV head. Since he “adopted” it instead of being created/born with it, he’s not always sure how to take care of it. Usually you’re the one wiping smudges off his screen.

I = Intimacy (Close every day?)

Mr. Puzzles will not leave your side unless it’s for your work, his work, or you hanging out with the SMG4 Crew.

J = Jealousy (How jealous they get)

“Jealous” is Puzzles’s middle name, and he’ll get clingy towards you if he perceives others as threatening your relationship. If he thinks you’re unfaithful for whatever reason, however, he’ll become surprisingly quiet until you “figure it out,” as he says when you ask what’s wrong. (And if he’s really upset about it, he’ll “make” you figure it out.)

K = Kisses (Where do they love to kiss)

Mr. Puzzles usually goes right for the head when it comes to kissing. He loves kisses just about anywhere on his body.

L = Love (How you both met)

Puzzles didn’t meet you until he kidnapped the SMG4 Crew. You wanted some refuge from the storm, and the castle seemed like a safe place before the power went out. You met him when you were pulled into PuzzleVision with everyone else.

M = Marriage (Do they like the idea)

Mr. Puzzles would love nothing more than to marry his significant other. Almost all “good” fictional romances end in marriage, after all. Still, he wants your input; if you don’t want to be married for whatever reason, he’ll say it’s fine (but he might try a few more times anyway)

N = Nosy (Do they get all up in your stuff)

Puzzles tries not to be nosy. He’ll respect your privacy if you respect his. However, his days of spying on people have made him particularly good at finding secrets without even meaning to.

O = Open (Open about the relationship or nay)

Mr. Puzzles would broadcast your relationship status on every screen available if he could. 😅

P = Possessiveness (Hide you away or open)

Possessive? Oh yes. Puzzles would like nothing more than to hide you away in his head and give you all the love he thinks you deserve. Therapy has helped, but if you look like you’re being threatened, he’s right there with a hand on your shoulder.

Q = Quirks (Interesting bits)

Mr. Puzzles’s accent? Totally fake. Your first tip-off is that the “British man” appears to think British television is a form of torture. You assume he’s American, but he doesn’t like talking about where he was before he “became” Mr. Puzzles. He also never slips into another accent, so you reason he’s adopted his current one for a while.

R = Random (Are they spontaneous or calm)

Puzzles doesn’t usually like randomness, if Mario’s anything to go by. However, he does try to surprise you with gifts and romantic gestures (if you like surprises that is.)

S = Spoiler (Spoil you rotten?)

Mr. Puzzles spoils you rotten. Whatever your love language, he’s got something prepared. Words of affirmation? He’s come up with so many, he has a list. Receiving gifts? He makes them all himself. Acts of service? He’ll do anything just to hear you say “I love you.”

T = Takings (Why’d they fall in love with you)

Puzzles is touch-starved and saw you as a source of affection. Eventually, he saw you as a person. You reciprocated his feelings soon after that.

U = Uterus dealings (How do they handle your period?)

Mr. Puzzles doesn’t mind the sight of blood, but the smell upsets him. Besides that, he’s the typical caring boyfriend: he’s there with whatever you need (even if what you need is alone time.) You tried to use his warm TV head as a heating pad once, but it’s way too heavy for that.

V = Volatile (Do they have a temper)

Oh yes. Puzzles never takes it out on you, but his short temper is one of his biggest flaws.

W = Wildcard (Random fact)

“Mr. Puzzles” is not just a name he got from his type of television. He’s really good at solving puzzles. This varies from toys like Rubik’s cubes to crosswords to mystery shows and movies.

X = Xystus (Most men love their gardens, do they?)

Puzzles can’t take care of anything that isn’t a creation of his TV head. However, he does know a lot about the language of flowers. He also knows your favorite flower, despite the fact you never told him.

Y = Yearning (Lots of physical contact or non)

Do I need to say again how touch-starved Mr. Puzzles is? If it were possible, he’d make you hold onto him and never let go.

Z = Zzz (Lazy or active)

Puzzles tries to maintain a normal sleep schedule with you around. Keyword: “tries.” He’s a pretty active person, putting off sleep whenever he gets an idea he needs to work on. Sometimes the only thing you can do is stay up with him so he doesn’t get too lonely.

(The Masterpost is here. Please let me know if you have any ideas regarding the prompts on the list.)

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You're Stuck with Mr. Puzzles! cover.

You can read it here.

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May I ask for some PJ fun facts?

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⋆ PJ Fun Facts! ⋆

PJ thinks he's a good guy! Helping his friends, teaching them the value of friendship (in which he learned from television), and bringing them happiness! Clearly, they're in distress! They don't WANT his help! Not to fear, PJ, your FAVORITE toy aka newest best friend, is here!

PJ's Playhouse isn't a Playhouse at all! It's an abandoned TV Studio in the woods in which he lives and has decorated to look pretty and purple! A few burns in the carpet? PJ's covered it with blankets! Broken tiles in the ceiling? Repaired with glitter glue, stickers, and a WHOLE lotta duct tape! Rats? They have an alliance. It's not much, but PJ calls it honest!

PJ knows how to make simple meals! Grilled cheese, bread, mac and cheese, oatmeal, and others. But he has a SPECIALTY in baking! Expect a tray of cookies he made himself, out of his own pocket! And due to the fact that PJ barely has enough ingredients to feed himself, he would be HEARTBROKEN if you didn't take it!

His screen. It is not a simple LED-powered display or anything of the sort. Look closely, you will see the shifting liquid of his face. It's as unstable as his mind.

PJ is cold to the touch, but he is made of squishy silicone, and his clothes are made of soft fabrics akin to plushies! Give him a hug, he doesn't bite! ... His stomach's a bit warm, isn't it?

Related to the fact above, PJ makes his OWN clothes! You can't find many that can sew for an 11'7 toy! So, why not MAKE yourself perfect?.. Please don't dirty his overalls. He'll cry.

He's lonely. He's lonely here, and you hate him, don't you? He loves you so much, yet his efforts for love and attention are simply in vain. You HATE him! You WANT him to suffer?! WHY DO YOU HATE H

PJ speaks with a Boston Accent, inspired by Inspekta's way of speaking from Great God Grove with a bit of cutesy wootsey 'W's paired with 'R's! ( " Dew yew wanna be MYE friend? Ooooh, goodie goodie! " " I'm PJ! Yewr FAVORY-IT toy, aka newest best friend! " )

Everyone who's against him is simply confused. Everybody loves PJ! You love him too! Sillyyyyy!!! How could you ever forget! He's your best friend. He's your best friend. He's your best. Friend.

That's all I got, LMAO! I can only add so much without spoiling too much about what I have planned for him...

Look deeper for me. Alright? You may spot things you haven't seen before. :3

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Mr. Puzzles X Reader - 50 Types of Kisses - Prompt #24

After writing "I wish..." I got a comment that inspired me to search for kissing-themed prompts.

I found this one, specifically. I don't know if I'll do all of these prompts, or do them all with Mr. Puzzles, but I've already completed a few.

Let me know if you have any ideas regarding the prompts on the list. I won't write anything too smutty or spicy. Probably the most that'll show up here is touching Mr. Puzzles's antennae and wires.

Today's prompt is prompt #24.

24. Deep kisses where they have their hands tangled in each other’s hair to pull them closer.

   As your relationship with Mr. Puzzles grew, you got more and more creative with how you kissed each other. Just last night, you were making out and he started running his fingers through your hair. However, you weren’t sure how to return the gesture.

   Then you realized Puzzles’s antennae are basically his hair, right? It was worth a shot, anyway. The next time you made out (which was mostly you pressing your tongue against his screen, and him giving you stronger shocks), you played with his antennae.

   You heard muffled moans and giggles from him. If he was enjoying this, then you’d continue. You even used your hands around his antennae to push his TV head closer.

   “Oh, Star~!”

(The Masterpost is here.)

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Mr. Puzzles X Reader - 50 Types of Kisses - Prompt #23

After writing "I wish..." I got a comment that inspired me to search for kissing-themed prompts.

I found this one, specifically. I don't know if I'll do all of these prompts, or do them all with Mr. Puzzles, but I've already completed a few.

Let me know if you have any ideas regarding the prompts on the list. I won't write anything too smutty or spicy. Probably the most that'll show up here is touching Mr. Puzzles's antennae and wires.

Today's prompt is prompt #23.

23. A kiss that tastes of the food/dessert they are eating.

   Mr. Puzzles’s senses, besides sight and sound, were mostly dulled.

   He could only touch you through gloved fingers. Once, you asked him to take off the gloves, but he refused to do it.

   Puzzles knew what smells he liked and didn’t like, but could only pick up on them when they were overpowering. One time, in SMG4’s castle, you smelled smoke - “Meggy’s trying to cook again!” - long before he or the smoke alarm confirmed it.

   Taste was the most elusive. Mr. Puzzles could only eat solid food, because anything too liquid-like would register as “water” and he’d short out. Food appeared to pass right through his screen, disappearing with a “bite” taken out of it, but it was hard to truly taste it.

   You wanted him to taste things so bad. You wanted him to say more about food than “good” or “Star, darling, did you burn this on purpose?! I can still taste that.” Mostly, you wanted to give him kisses that tasted like food: sweet pie, succulent steak, salty chips.

   Then it happened at, of all places, a sports bar. Mr. Puzzles was there to actually watch sports. You were only there for the food. You ordered wings, and Puzzles had a burger. He devoured it because he was here to watch something he loved, and a little thing like “hunger” would not get in the way of that.

   It was baseball, which was a pretty easy sport to follow. Mr. Puzzles’s team, however, was not doing great. You haven’t seen him this angry in a while.

   Then, the announcer shouted, “Out of the park!”

   “WE HIT A HOME RUN!” Puzzles cheered with one half of the bar.

   He kissed you in celebration. Your eyes widened. They stayed wide when you noticed the lip-shaped mark of sauce on his screen.

   Suddenly, Mr. Puzzles’s coughed. His eyes watered and he grabbed a wipe from the table. He wiped off his screen and that’s when you realized what was going on.

   You asked, “You could taste that? My spicy wings?”

   “Yes,” he coughed. “It wasn’t that bad. I just wish I could drink…”

   “Would, uh, this work?” You held the cup of ranch dressing that came with the meal out to him.

   He “drank” the ranch. “Eugh… It actually worked.”

   “Do you want me to do it again?” You smirked.

   Mr. Puzzles looked away. “...Maybe.”

(The Masterpost is here.)

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Mr. Puzzles X Reader - 50 Types of Kisses - Prompt #44

After writing "I wish..." I got a comment that inspired me to search for kissing-themed prompts.

I found this one, specifically. I don't know if I'll do all of these prompts, or do them all with Mr. Puzzles, but I've already completed a few.

Let me know if you have any ideas regarding the prompts on the list. I won't write anything too smutty or spicy. Probably the most that'll show up here is touching Mr. Puzzles's antennae and wires.

Today's prompt is prompt #44.

44. Tentative kisses given in the dark.

   You used to be very afraid of the dark. You could only sleep with a nightlight on and with the doors open just so you’d know nothing would be coming in the dark for you. As you’d grown older, the fear lessened, but now something was coming in the dark for you.

   “Reader…” Mr. Puzzles couldn’t help but tease you during the power outage. He had on his “scary” voice. Some time ago, this voice would have made you feel real fear, but it sent a different sort of shiver down your spine now.

   Then came a shock - a kiss - from Puzzles. He couldn’t turn off his screen completely unless he was going to sleep, but his screen was completely black; he compared it to putting on a mask. Your eyes had a hard time keeping up with the square of faint light moving around the room.

   For every kiss he gave you, Mr. Puzzles gave you a chance to give one back. Unfortunately, since he was the only light source in the room, he had every advantage here. Your poor attempts at kissing him back only made him tease you further.

   “Star, that’s my bowtie.”

   “That’s my arm.”

   “You don’t want to know where your lips were headed with that one~” He stopped you and you ended up kissing the palm of his gloved hand.

   You growl, “When the power comes back on, you are so dead.”

   By “so dead,” you meant you’d bury his TV head in kisses.

(The Masterpost is here.)

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Guilt at the Grocery Store cover.

You can read it here.

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Mr. Puzzles X Reader Masterpost

I'm making this post so it's easy to see what posts I've made for that "50 Types of Kisses Prompt Challenge," along with other Mr. Puzzles X Reader content.

The best place to start is with "I wish..." which kicked off this whole series/AU. Based on a thought I had at 3 AM one night, I'm so glad it's been well-received.

Below are individual fics set in the same continuity.

I might make one for the WOTFI 2024 anniversary

Mr. Puzzles X Reader - ABCs/Alphabet Challenge

Below is a copy and paste of the 50 Types of Kisses prompts I've been using for my series, with links to each prompt I've completed. The original is here.

If you have any suggestions, please let me know! The reactions I receive for these keep me motivated.

Small kisses littered across the other’s face.

A small, fleeting kiss - which is immediately followed by a passionate, hungry kiss.

A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond.

An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose.

Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips.

Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift.

French kisses where they trace every tooth with their tongues as though trying to memorize them.

Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand.

A kiss that lasts so long, they are sharing each other’s breaths.

A hello/good-bye kiss that is given without thinking - where neither person thinks twice about it.

Morning kisses that are exchanged before either person opens their eyes, kissing blindly until their lips meet in a blissful encounter.

Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss.

Butterfly kisses against the other’s cheeks.

A kiss so desperate that the two wind around each other, refusing to let go until they are finished.

A fierce kiss that ends with a bite on the lip, soothing it with a lick.

One person pouting, only to have it removed by a kiss from the other person.

Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin.

Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the other’s mouth and runs away.

One person stopping a kiss to ask “Do you want to do this?”, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss.

Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.

A chaste kiss given to each other because they are in mixed company.

A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party.

A kiss that tastes of the food/dessert they are eating.

Deep kisses where they have their hands tangled in each other’s hair to pull them closer.

Wet kisses after finding refuge from the rain.

Brushing a kiss along the shell of the other person’s ear.

Kisses exchanged while one person sits on the other’s lap.

One person tracing the other’s lips with a fingertip until they can’t resist any longer, tilting their chin towards them for a kiss.

Staring at each other’s lips for a moment before moving closer, as if drawn together by some unseen force.

Weak, sweaty kisses because it’s unbearably hot.

Pulling away from a kiss, whispering words of love against each other’s lips.

A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards.

An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it.

Kisses that start on their fingers and run up their arm, eventually ending on their lips.

An awkward kiss given after a first date.

Starting with bunny kisses before moving on to soft kisses.

Cleaning the other person’s lips with a lick and a kiss.

Whispering “I love you” before a chaste, delicate kiss.

Kissing tears from the other’s face.

A gentle kiss that quickly descends into passion, with little regard for what’s going on around them.

Kisses shared under an umbrella.

Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead.

A kiss pressed to the top of the head.

Tentative kisses given in the dark.

Kisses exchanged as they move around, hitting the edges of tables or nearly tripping over things on the floor before making it to the sofa, or bed.

A lingering kiss before a long trip apart.

A kiss paired with a tight hug, knocking the breath out of the person being hugged.

One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s.

Short and sweet kiss after meeting up for a date.

A kiss, followed by more that trail down the jaw and neck.

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Mr. Puzzles X Reader - 50 Types of Kisses - Prompt #20

After writing "I wish..." I got a comment that inspired me to search for kissing-themed prompts.

I found this one, specifically. I don't know if I'll do all of these prompts, or do them all with Mr. Puzzles, but I've already completed a few.

Let me know if you have any ideas regarding the prompts on the list. I won't write anything too smutty or spicy. Probably the most that'll show up here is touching Mr. Puzzles's antennae and wires.

Today's prompt is prompt #20.

20. Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.

   You weren’t planning on taking the stairs, but the elevator was out. As you and Mr. Puzzles climbed the stairs, you realized you could finally kiss Puzzles without you standing on your tippy toes or him having to bend down. It only came to your attention after you looked back at him while you made the journey up.

   As you made your way back down, you decided to follow him instead. About halfway down, you got his attention with a “hey.” He turned back to you, and your lips met his screen.

   Mr. Puzzles’s face lit up, in both senses. Then he smirked. “So that’s why you were making me take the lead on the way down.”

   “Yup!”

   “Clever~”

(The Masterpost is here.)

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Mr. Puzzles X Reader - 50 Types of Kisses - Prompts #2 AND #21

After writing "I wish..." I got a comment that inspired me to search for kissing-themed prompts.

I found this one, specifically. I don't know if I'll do all of these prompts, or do them all with Mr. Puzzles, but I've already completed a few.

Let me know if you have any ideas regarding the prompts on the list. I won't write anything too smutty or spicy. Probably the most that'll show up here is touching Mr. Puzzles's antennae and wires.

Today's prompt is prompts #2 and #21. I'm combining these two prompts, because it's my prompt fill and I get to fill the prompts how I want!

Warnings for spin the bottle and platonic kisses, I guess?

2. A small, fleeting kiss - which is immediately followed by a passionate, hungry kiss. AND 21. A chaste kiss given to each other because they are in mixed company.

   You were preparing for another date with Mr. Puzzles… then the SMG4 Crew roped you and him into a game of Spin the Bottle. You think they just wanted to watch you two kiss (maybe to see if it was really possible.) They all blamed Bob for the idea, despite the fact they all consented to it.

   Four, Three, Meggy, Tari, Mario, Bob, Mr. Puzzles, and you sat in a circle. The rules were whoever the bottle landed on after being spun had to be kissed (of course.) Then the kissed person had to spin.

   Since it was his idea, Bob spun the bottle with his sword hands. It landed on SMG4. Afterwards, Four chuckled, “I didn’t even know you had lips under there.”

   “Now spin the bottle!” Bob said.

   SMG4 spinned it and it landed on SMG3. They kissed and Three turned bright red.

   SMG3 spun the bottle and it landed on Mario. They kissed and Three complained that all he felt was Mario’s mustache. Mario shot back that all he felt was Three’s beard.

   Mario spun the bottle and it landed on Meggy. They kissed and Meggy complained that Mario had spaghetti breath.

   Meggy spun the bottle and it landed on Mr. Puzzles. She kissed him on the side of his screen, his cheek.

   Puzzles spun the bottle and prayed it landed on you. Thankfully, it did. He gave you a little peck - a shock of electricity.

   “Oh come on!” Bob complained. “I set this whole thing up to watch you two smooch!”

   “What!?” Mr. Puzzles snapped. “The one time I don’t want to be watched by you…!”

   “Well…” SMG4 chuckled sheepily. “We were all wondering how kissing worked for you guys.”

   Puzzles growled. “If you want me to kiss Reader so badly…”

   He pressed his “mouth” against yours passionately. You leaned into it, holding one side of his TV head. By the time the kiss ended, both of you looked red-faced and dazed.

   Meggy chuckled, “Now that’s a kiss.”

(The Masterpost is here.)

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The Miraculous AU: Epilogue

Summary: So, life returned to normal for Mark Fischbach… for about a month, anyway.

Then Bunnyx appeared in Mark's room at 3 in the morning, just as he was trying to get to sleep.

(Author's Note: So, I'm updating this AU again. I might make a masterpost, but I doubt anyone cares enough. Most of the story is available through the "Miraculous Ladybug AU" tag on my blog.)

   Life returned to normal for Mark Fischbach, also known as Markiplier, previously known as Ladybug. Well, as normal as life could be for a YouTuber. He thought about Su-Han’s offer to study under the Guardians, but right now, he couldn’t take it.

   Mark would miss Tikki and the other Kwamis. He would miss the other creators he'd grown so close to. Most of all, he would miss having Jack as the Ladybug's close partner, Chat Noir.

   Mark thought he could keep doing this forever: balancing work, free time, and whatever Ladybug was needed for. However, during the final battle against Queen Fox, something changed. Seeing all those duplicates of him - the Engineer, Wilford, Dark, and even another Ladybug - made him realize how thin he'd stretched himself. He gave the Mother Box to Su-Han with little resistance, and the other Miraculous Heroes did the same with their jewelry.

   So, life returned to normal for Mark Fischbach... for about a month, anyway.

   Then Bunnyx appeared in Mark's room at 3 in the morning, just as he was trying to get to sleep.

   "This isn't a dream, is it..." Mark muttered from the bed.

   "Nope, it's not." Bunnyx shook his head.

   "I thought you gave up your Miraculous like everyone else..."

   "Well, I was going to, until I realized something." He sat on Mark's bed. "I asked Su-Han, 'Wait, won't this create a time paradox?'"

   "Your future self gave you your own Miraculous," Mark realized. "You created a bootstrap paradox. I read about them for ‘In Space.’”

   Bunnyx nodded. "Su-Han realized it too. After he ranted to me about it, and how dangerous me and my future self were being, I told him, 'My future self gave me this watch for a reason. We're still using the Miraculous in the future, and there's gotta be more people like this fox lady out there, right?' And Su-Han conceded that I had a point."

   Mark was now sitting up on the bed. "And then what?"

   "I'm the new Guardian... sort of. I can go into the Mother Box whenever I want, but I need proof of threats before I 'borrow' anything from Su-Han. I did some digging with the Guardians, and we found a Cursed Object being sold at an auction in London." Bunnyx held out the ladybug earrings to Mark. "You in?"

   "You could come any time of day, any time of year, anywhere in the world..." Mark smiled and held out his hand. "And I'd gladly say 'yes.'"

(Author's Note: So yeah, this fic came about because I realized "In this version of 'Timetagger,' how can future!Danny give his Miraculous to present!Danny if he doesn't have it in the future?" I don't like time travel stories for this exact reason, but it does open up the possibility for future Miraculous YouTuber shenanigans if I ever want to do that. Probably no one cares about this but me, but it's my story, so I care.)

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Ennui and the Christmas Feeling cover.

You can read it here.