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You will still be working in a small Midwest town, when you overhear my name in the grocery store. You’ll pause, wait around for someone to say it again, and when you hear nothing you’ll insist you heard nothing in the first place. Hm, maybe your mind’s going. 

You’ll never be who you were when we were friends. It’s fucked to say, I know, but those years are behind us both and neither of us are the same. Not in the optimistic ‘We all grow better with age’ kind of way. I’m bitter. I’ve fed you volcanic ash. Cry, and I won’t be there to comfort you as it scars your lungs, turns you into leather from the inside out.  The works I’d written you into, the pictures saved to my camera roll, are fringed with the same burning metals, each memory fuel for my eruptions. Your reputation is irreversible, I may have loved you, but I only ever needed you. Now that I don’t, you’ll be the one left in the smoke. 

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We always make it out to be the ‘Dark Sides’ are trying to take over Thomas, but remember they’re apart of Thomas and they all want the same thing for their human.

Gonna admit something here, and maybe it’s the slytherin in me, but I’m really interested in some sympathetic Deceit story arcs in fanfic. 

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The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla

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Y’all: Slytherins are evil. 

Actual Slytherins: hold grudges forever, very good at reading body language, probably excellent liars when the situation calls for it, intimidating in the eyes of others but SOFTIES when you get to know them, sarcastic as fuck, LETHAL if you hurt someone they love, will most likely follow the rules as to not get themselves in trouble but fucking HATE being told what to do, can spot a fellow slytherin from miles away, dramatic, very extra about their house, no really they’re very proud of being slytherin, bit of a stereotype but they are very cunning and resourceful when they want to be, desperately afraid of fairlure, hate exposing their weaknesses, live in denial land, so prideful it exhausts them, will remember the little things you tell them about yourself like your favourite flower and song and will plan their gifts accordingly, probably overthinking as I type this, like planning things instead of jumping face first, petty is their middle name tbh, bit vengeful ngl, what do you mean they should ask you directly if they wanna know something when they can just figure out a way of finding out without actually confronting you about it?, 

(Thank you to @grey-writes for some of these)

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cam and I in the car during an argument my parents are having with us or each other

my last two brain cells interacting

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REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANS-BOY OR TRANS-GIRL

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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lauren and I 

Patton: Everyone has something special in them!

Roman: I have a coat hanger!

Patton: YEAH, he-… wh- what?

Roman: I…. ate a coat hanger.

Patton: HOW DID YOU EAT A COAT HANGER?!

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The smosh crew as aesthetic things I love

Damien: soft voice, carved features, academic, sleeping past noon, movie marathons, kind hands, pink sand beaches, easily anxious, music that slows down time, filming moments to ensure you’ll never forget.

Mari: patterned tops, the sound of waves on a beach, ice tea, losing your sunglasses, coconut sunscreen

Boze: black clothes only, sunbeam snakes, my chemical romance, walking to a gas station at 3 am, bats, screaming, punching walls, leather jackets, motorcycles

Joven: good at arguing, sings a lot when alone, likes attention, gets tired easily, provides good hugs, midnight conversations, really supportive & accepting

Wes: scented candles that smell like candyfloss, pastel scribbles in diaries, calming acoustics, cream colored tote bags, neutral shades and smooth texture of paper fashion magazines, simple comforts

Olivia: Nice handwriting, cappuccinos, calm music as you fall asleep, homemade soup, whispering to a friend

Shayne: Dirty humor, inside jokes, and instant friendships. Laughing until you cry, understanding a friend without words, knowing too many embarrassing stories. Doesn’t like sharing a lot of secrets, cares too much

Keith: b&w, dark mornings, running your hands through your hair, expensive hand cream, playful banter

Noah: googling random stuff at 3am, staring at the moon, asking yourself stupid questions, staying inside, reading ‘one more chapter’, messy bookshelves, charity shops, fancy coffee, too critical of themselves, spends all their money on junk

Courtney: Perfectly clear desk, fancy pens neatly stashed away, beautifully-illustrated bullet journals, colour-coordinated binders, tidy handwriting with no mistakes

Ian: always busy, button ups, studying in coffee shops, waking up to see the sunrise, proving someone wrong

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@astronokid 

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

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high school musical rewrite where zeke is a girl called like keke or something idfk, and that’s why they don’t really date until the third movie cause sharpay’s afraid to come out to her parents so she keeps pretending to like troy ie. gets him the job at the country club. and also in the end she gets the lead because she   w o r k e d  h a r d  f o r  f u c k ‘ s  s a k e

also just imagine the third movie’s idea of your friends always being there for you even as things change, cause a part of you will always stay the same (being a wildcat) with the gay trio (sharpay, ryan, fem!zeke) 

(this was a bad explanation but yeah)

Sharpay Evans was a lesbian

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when marvin kicks you out cause you beat him at chess

when you prayed to Heavenly Father to be sent to orlando on your mission but instead you get sent to uganda

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What if the trolls went to human high school but like everyone knew what trolls were so it wasn’t as weird but still like what if

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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Concept:

*whispers* Tiny Logan. We’ve all seen the fics and art where Virgil gets turned into a kid, and they’re all freaking adorable, but let me drop this scenario on you all:

- It is definitely Roman’s Fault, somehow.

- He discovers Tiny Logan, who barely speaks a word to him, just folding his arms and glaring. When his adorable toddler walk causes him to stumble, Roman scoops him up in his arms to carry him home so they can fix this.

- Logan’s glare intensifies, but that glare on a child’s face is endearing rather than intimidating.

- As soon as he sees Patton, Logan is squirming to get down and runs to him, clinging to Patton’s leg. “Want Pat-pat!”

- Patton is beside himself. On the one hand, OMG HE’S SO SMALL AND CUTE *wheeze* but on the other hand ROMAN WHAT DID YOU DO BRING MY LOGAN BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

- Virgil is never going to let anyone live this down. He is cackling. Roman regrets every life decision that brought him to this point. Then Virgil gets serious and points out that they really need Logic to be an adult so Thomas isn’t negatively impacted.

- Logan only wants Patton or Virgil to hold him. “Don’t twust Pwincey!”. Patton gently reminds him that it’s not ALL Roman’s fault and he is trying to fix it. Roman finally is allowed to hold Tiny Logan, who still uses big words and sasses him.

- Tiny Logan being filled with curiosity and wonder.

-Tiny Logan asking a million questions.

-Tiny Logan coloring pictures of outer space and babbling in child speak about it.

-Thomas starts getting this childlike curiosity and wonder whenever he learns something new, but everything else is a bit chaotic. Virgil tries to help, but organization is not his thing.

-Tiny Logan making Patton a flower crown out of dandelions “because you wike fwowers”.

-Tiny Logan hesitantly asking Roman why he hates him during bedtime story time, which leads to a whole shift in how Roman sees him.

-Tiny Logan helping Virgil, holding his hand and trusting him completely. Virgil’s heart cannot even take it.

- Tiny Logan asking Patton or Virgil to marry him someday, and the other freaking dying.

-When it’s all over, and Logan’s back to normal, he acts like he’s can’t recall his time as a child, but then he does a thing (maybe another flower crown for Patton, or a piece of poetry for Virgil) and yeah, he remembers.

This headcannon has destroyed me….

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Little Allison from Fun Home meets Jason from Falsettos. I just felt like they had some stuff in common, being around the same age and having similar father situations. I don’t know that they’d actually get along very well especially considering Jason’s lack of social skills but it was fun to draw.