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Howard, looking at a map: it really is a barren, feature-less wasteland out there, isn’t it?

Randy: other side, Howard

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Howard: we need to work together to find a perfect balance between me being a menace, and not getting mad at me

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Randy: what a beautiful day! Isn’t it a beautiful day today?

Howard: LaVander texted you, didn’t he?

Randy:.... with a heart emoji-

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Randy, pulling a banana: may I take your jacket, sir?

Bucky: do you think other people can’t just hear you?

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Randy: I wrote a romantic poem. Do you think LaVander will like it?

Howard, reading it: hella cute, hella fine, be my hella valentine.

Theresa, sarcastically: Wow! How are you still single?

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LaVander, talking about getting stanked for months: Do you know what it’s like to be truly afraid of yourself?

Randy, thinking about that time he ate 3 bags of family sized Doritos in one sitting: yep sure do

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Ninja: FIGHT ME YOU NERD ASS PUNK

Viceroy: At least try to sound slightly sophisticated when you threaten someone?

Ninja: Dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good biTCH??

Viceroy: Somehow that is worse.

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Randy: do you want a donut?

LaVanader: no thanks. Do we have any fruit?

Randy: donuts have purple stuff inside them. Purple is a fruit

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Randy: I was not that drunk last night

Howard: you were flirting with LaVander

Randy: So? He’s my boyfriend

Howard: you asked if he was single

Howard: and cried when he said he wasn’t

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Randy: how do you ask someone out?

Howard: well first you-

Debbie: don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom.

Randy: and you said yes?

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The Sorcerer: “Ladies and Gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, over formal, lengthy, and honestly puts me to sleep

The Sorcerer: ‘Cowards’ on the other hand is inclusive of all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, dramatic

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Randy, fighting a stanked kid: bitch woke up and chose violence huh

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Howard: why the FUCK are there words on the screen?

Randy: it’s called close captioning you uncultured swine!

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Howard: hey do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Nomicon: you’re a hazard to society

Randy: and a coward. Do 20

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Ninja: how can I be a stone cold bitch if I still believe my stuffed animals have feelings

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Howard: How many swords do you have

Ninja, pulling out a sword: Sword of a lot

Howard: blocked

Ninja: parried