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mha incorrect quote #30
uraraka: deku isn’t answering his phone bakugo: i’ll call uraraka: iida and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- deku: hello?
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aot incorrect quote #8
armin: everyone, synchronize your watches. sasha: i don’t know how to do that. connie: i don’t wear a watch. eren: time is a construct.
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aot incorrect quote #7
eren: there is no future. there is no past. do you see? time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. mikasa: armin: jean: everyone else at eren's surprise birthday party: mikasa: all I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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csm incorrect quote no. 2
denji: power and i were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
aki: *sighing* what did you do?
denji: we chased him to the next red light, then power reached into his window and...
power: who wants a steering wheel?
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csm incorrect quote no.1
denji: you know those things will kill you, right?
himeno, pouring another glass of whiskey: that’s the point.
aki, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
power: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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mha incorrect quote #29
denki: *putting honey in his tea* hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce
jirou: ...
jirou: do you take constructive criticism
denki: absolutely not.
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mha incorrect quote #28
todoroki: it's not illegal
police officer staring into his car trunk full of soba: its just... there's so much-
todoroki: but it's not illegal
police officer:
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mha incorrect quote #27
aizawa:im gonna open a cat cafe, but i need investors. here's the plan. the first floor will have normal cats, but as you get up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.
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aot incorrect quote #6
eren: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
levi: You're like 15 years old
eren: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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aot incorrect quote #5
hange: What does 'take out' mean?
erwin: Food.
hange: Dating
levi: Murder
zeke: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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mha incorrect quote #26
deku: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
todoroki: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
deku, desperately, as todoroki bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
todoroki: Oh! B positive.
deku: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
todoroki:
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aot incorrect quote no.4
eren: *slams fist on table* ow
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aot incorrect quote no.3
levi: erwin and i are no longer dating
erwin: levi that a terrible way of telling people we're engaged
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aot incorrect quote no.2
armin: theoretically how do you destroy a happy relationship
eren: just be yourself, that worked for me
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haikyuu incorrect quote no.1(?)
*timeskip karasuno gc*
kageyama: just called my new boss the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone
daichi: what happened next????
kageyama: awkward silence from everyone
kageyama: i found out a few minutes later when someone called him by the right name
sugawara: call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than he just used
hinata: call him by the wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. you're the boss now
nishinoya: introduce yourself by his name and call him by your name. you're the boss now
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mha incorrect quote no.25
denki, at almost 2am: what the fuck is the united states. like why are there so many people there?? and they're all just speaking with an american accent like hello?? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools and that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because that's where everything on tv is.
kirishima: it's okay bro america isn't real go back to sleep
melissa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???
denki: d o y o u t h i n k i k n o w w h a t o h i o is
jirou, tired as fuck: ohio is good morning i think
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kny incorrect quote #6
zenitsu: I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was 'wasting saran wrap' and 'ruining Easter, Zenitsu'
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