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Totally Correct My Little Pony
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Actual quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I know that there are several blogs like this for MLP but no harm in one more. Submissions are welcome!
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totallycorrectmlp · 18 days ago
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What in the name of great greasy pancakes is THAT?!
Pinkie Pie
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totallycorrectmlp · 27 days ago
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Pinkie Pie: Good morning! Limestone Pie: If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
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totallycorrectmlp · 1 month ago
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Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshiped as a god.
Spike, visiting the Crystal Empire
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totallycorrectmlp · 1 month ago
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Applejack: You came to work...in your ultra suede stiletto work booties? Rarity: Uh...I think you mean ultra suede stiletto work booties THAT I WORRRRK! *laughs*
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totallycorrectmlp · 1 month ago
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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie used a phrase no one understood and then insisted it was a common expression. Twilight Sparkle: The expression was "It's all spaghetti for the spaghetti machine".
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totallycorrectmlp · 1 month ago
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I can't imagine life without fluffy pillows and a shower massage.
Rarity
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totallycorrectmlp · 1 month ago
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When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?'
Applejack
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totallycorrectmlp · 1 month ago
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All right, I haven't said a single word in this conversation and I find that outrageous.
Pinkie Pie
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totallycorrectmlp · 3 months ago
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Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, you're being more ridiculous than usual! Pinkie Pie: Well, I'm out to set a new standard.
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totallycorrectmlp · 3 months ago
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Shining Armor: *holding a crying Flurry Heart* Cadance...help. Shining Armor: All I did was cough, Cadance. I tried not to, but I had a feeling in my throat. And then I coughed! And now she's crying! Flurry Heart: *starts hiccuping* Shining Armor: And now she's got the hiccups! *he starts crying, too* Princess Cadance: Oh, Shining. *sticks a pacifier in his mouth*
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totallycorrectmlp · 3 months ago
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Interogating Derpy
Derpy: Okay! I’ll tell you… Do you know… the muffin mare? King Sombra: The muffin mare?! Derpy: The muffin mare Sombra: Hmm…yes, I know the muffin mare. Who lives on Drury Lane? Derpy: Well, she’s married to the muffin mare Sombra: *The muffin mare?!* Derpy: THE MUFFIN MARE!
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totallycorrectmlp · 4 months ago
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Twilight Sparkle: Can I trust you, Discord? Discord: If you like. But where's the fun in that?
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totallycorrectmlp · 4 months ago
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Fluttershy: I can't watch. Pinkie Pie: That's because your hooves are in front of your eyes!
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totallycorrectmlp · 4 months ago
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Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just "walk up and join the circle of ponies talking", but it does sound lovely thank you.
Fluttershy
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totallycorrectmlp · 5 months ago
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Going back and forth between "healed" and "insane" every day.
Starlight Glimmer
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totallycorrectmlp · 5 months ago
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Apple Bloom: You're coming with us? No offense, Applejack, but we don't need backup. Applejack: It's not backup, it's foalsitting.
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totallycorrectmlp · 5 months ago
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It’s clear to all of you that I am awesome, but I can never admit it because that would make me an ass.
Rainbow Dash
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