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Divorce Quartet in the year of our lord 2025 💍💔

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this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes are unhealthy) spread the skulk

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cant wait for the next desertduo divorce yall

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happy divorce day to all who celebrate

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Since the competition is over, we the mods would like to give special shout out to one specific person from the nomination period: whoever sent this in as a part of their shadowrot nomination

You have irreparably changed our vocabulary (for the better) - we cannot stop saying RAHHHHHHHH

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And the most divorced Traffic SMP group is...

Scott, Pearl, Martyn, and Cleo aka Divorce Quartet!!!

Final rankings:

Divorce Quartet

Cletho

Desert Duo

Boat Boys

Thank you to everyone for participating in our competiton to determine the most divorces Traffic SMP group!

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(While the winner of this poll will not be declared most divorced, they will be pronounced third most divorced.)

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Thank you for your patience; it took us quite a long time to find screenshots (we blame Divorce Quartet) but we found a suitable enough screenshot and now we will find out who you all think is the Traffic SMP's most divorced group!

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(While the winner of this poll will not be declared most divorced, they will be pronounced third most divorced.)

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Fourth and Final Round!!!

This round will determine who is the MOST DIVORCED!!!

(and 3rd most divorced as seen by the poll underneath the final round)

Obligatory rules:

As this is a divorced bracket, we’re anticipating romantic art which is fine but don’t send anything nsfw (two of our mods are minors).

Voter fraud and propaganda are welcome and encouraged.

This is a fun divorce competition so please be civil towards everyone involved.

Do not shove this into CCs’ faces, especially if they don’t want to hear about it.

Obligatory not rpf notice- this bracket is about the traffic smp characters, not the people who play them!

Current polls are listed underneath:

FINAL ROUND: Divorce Quartet (Martyn, Cleo, Scott, and Pearl) / Cleo and Etho

THIRD PLACE: Desert Duo (Grian and Scar) / Etho and Joel

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And that's the end of round 3! Remember if your favorite divorced group from this round lost, there's always the 3rd place poll that we'll host along side the finals poll. Please give the mods a few days to collect screenshots (especially since for certain groups, it's notoriously difficult to find screenshots for them).

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Ok hear me out: Desert Duo isn't divorced. They're widowed. They're each other's widow.

I remember that in 3rd Life Scott said something along the lines of "once our husbands die in the war, we can be free". But Grian was never freed, was he? Even after he lost his first life, he still stuck by Scar's side despite no longer being indebted to him. Their relationship didn't end because they divorced, it ended because they were forced to kill each other in the end.

You could argue that the next seasons have them trying to move on from the desert. It doesn't really work when they try to work together in Last Life, that relationship ended before it even started.

In Double Life, they are tied together, and neither of them really wants to be there. Scar wants to wander around with his Jellie pandas, and Grian drags him around while simultaneously cheating on him with Big B. But they were still together in the end. They could have divorced, could have gone their separate ways like the Divorce Quartet did, but they still stuck together. Yes, because Grian was afraid Scar would just kill them if left to his devices, but my point still stands: they never divorced. If anything, they ended as a bitter couple that was only still married for the sake of convenience. It was death that did them part.

And then they were cousins in Limited Life, no one really knows what was going on there—

Yes, they are iconic. Yes, they are tragic. But I'm afraid they're not nearly as divorced as Divorce Quartet.

Regardless of the name the group gets, it is undeniable that their whole story in Double Life is about divorce. They were tied agains their will, and Scott and Cleo openly decided to cut those ties. In episode one.

So you have Martyn as the desperate ex-husband trying to get his soulmate back, killing her and eventually ending up in some sort of bitter alliance. Not forgiveness, not a return to what their relationship could be, but more like divorced parents begrudgingly reaching a truce to attend their child's school play. Or in this case, to defend themselves from a common enemy.

And then you have Pearl. Poor, poor Pearl. She went deranged in her loneliness. She sought revenge rather than reconciliation. She and Martyn joined the Broken Heart's Club because they literally had no one else. To her soulmate, Pearl was just a crazy wet cat of an ex who kept sending drunk messages only to be left on read. When the bitter alliance came, she was so hopeful, but it didn't mean anything. In the end, she killed Cleo, and she was ready to fight Scott for that first place.

She forgave Scott, yes. They were allies for a short period of time in Limited Life. And then Pearl decided to spite him and his new partner just for the sake of it, ending that alliance as well. Friendship divorce. No one else does it like her, I'm telling you.

So there you have it. Tragic for different reasons, but only one group may prevail as the most divorced. And that is the Divorce Quartet.

Thank you

RAHHHHH! ! Speak your truth to the masses ^_^

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If the divorce quartet doesn’t win I’ll lose it. THEY HAVE DIVORCE IN THE NAME!!! They were sooo divorced that it’s in their name and they are still divorced to this day. C!Martyn and C!Cleo still haven’t shown to make up yet (in terms of them being friends in the life series) and C!Pearl is still being friends/enemies with C!Scott and C!Cleo. C! Scar and C!Grian get back together like every other season. They are the couple that says they broke up and will never get back together and get back together the week after. THEY ARE NOT DIVORCED IF THEY KEEP GETTING BACK TOGETHER!

Posting this ask right after reblogging someone's desert duo propaganda which creates net zero propaganda (also I wanted to get this out before round 3 ended)

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