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Drift: Cmon Rodimus let's hang out again bro I promise I won't moan if you pet me again hahaa

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Rodimus, over comms: Magnus?! We need your help! I-- Ultra Magnus: Is the command deck on fire? Rodimus: ...no? Ultra Magnus: Then it's not an emergency. Ultra Magnus: *hangs up* Drift: Well?? What did he say? What do we do about the random portal that opened on the deck? Rodimus: Apparently, it's not an emergency. Blaster, getting strangled by something fluffy: HOW THE FRAG IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?

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Jazz, messaging: My beautiful angel, I missed the sound of your saccharine voice. How was work? Prowl: I’m not sending you my tits again.

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Starscream: Apart from my actions what the hell did I do to deserve this

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Starscream: The world would be a better place if people would stop thinking about themselves and focus on others for a change! Windblade: Gee, I wonder who that might apply to. Starscream: Me! Everyone should focus more on me!

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Ultra Magnus: I'm not sure what this sentence means Rodimus: "Ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved." Ultra Magnus: You can read old Cybertronian?! Ratchet: You can read?! Rodimus: Rodimus: That's cold, Ratch.

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need more people to be freaks about skybound StarOp. it's implied that optimus killed genvo, his best friend, and thus pushed him to Megatron and the decepticons. after their revival jetfire was trapped in stasis under optimus's watch. Optimus may be the all-loving prime to his bots but starscream keeps seeing the worst of him.

the angst potential is just--

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Megatron: Stop forgiving my war crimes I worked so hard on those

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Jazz: Must be hard, not being able to laugh. Prowl: I do have a sense of humor, you know. Jazz: I've never heard you laugh before. Prowl: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Rodimus: Mags, if I were to die tomorrow, what would you tell me today? Ultra Magnus: Be careful tomorrow.

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*texting* Rodimus: r u showering? Drift: no Rodimus: without me? :/ Drift: I'm not showering??

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Jazz: I’ll be anything you want me to be ;)))) Prowl: Okay Prowl: Can you be quiet

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Rodimus: Mondays really suck. Ultra Magnus: Rodimus, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

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Jazz: A good romance starts with a good friendship. Jazz: A bad romance starts with "rah rah ah ah ah, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la"

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Cyclonus: I want to get more hickeys but my warrior's instincts keep causing me to effortlessly dodge every bite and scratch with beastly precision

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Megatronus: I'll do whoever it takes to become prime! Soundwave: You mean whatever it takes. Megatronus, looking at Orion Pax: yeah that too

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Riptide: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Ultra Magnus: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Riptide: Three of us saw it, Mags! How do you explain that? Ultra Magnus: [Points at Ratchet] Sleep deprivation Ultra Magnus: [Points at Red Alert] Paranoia Ultra Magnus: [Points at Rodimus] Idiot