#incorrect idw tf

[transfrmrs]

Ironhide, over comms: Prowl, can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things. Prowl: No. I set him loose on purpose. Prowl: He needs enrichment.

[er-cryptid]

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[cyhmer]

This is totally what they implied in that scene

[name-is-tired]

That one meme video but Starscream multiverse

Therapist(Rung I guess): "Fine, your all without (loving) fathers alright."

SG Starscream: "I'm not. I fucking love my dad (Megatron)."

Qué montage of Megatron being careful and caring to Starscream and making sure he's alright and overall having fun.

SG Starscream: "My dad's fucking awesome 😎."

Other Starscream's: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

[unicornblossom13]

Optimus: What the Pit, Prowl? Why do you have all these weapons laying around?

Prowl: I have these high-tech weapons painstakingly stockpiled in case a certain frenemy of yours- [gestures to Megatron] decides to turn on us some day.

Optimus: Prowl!

[km3tt0]

Have some of my stupidity because I was bored and I love doing these (it’s mostly StarBee and Dratchet)

[dezmolad]

they all said those things it's canon actually

[magpiecrust]

Shockwave, upgrading Megatron: Now, most sparks couldn’t withstand this voltage, but i’m fairly certain your spark… Shockwave: *performs counter-shock, Megatron’s spark explodes* Megatron: What was that noise? Shockwave, hiding exploded spark: The sound of progress, my liege.

[swivelbot]

Sunstreaker: This is Bob, don’t worry, he’s homeless.

Rodimus: Don’t you mean harmless?

Sunstreaker: No, he can kill you, I’ve just given him shelter and chocolate milk.

[novatraveler-s-archives]

Store Worker: Would Prowl please come to the front desk?

Prowl, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: (points to the constructicons)

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Constructicons, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Prowl: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Trabajador de la tienda: ¿Podría Prowl venir a la recepción?

Prowl, llegando al escritorio: Hola, ¿hay algún problema?

Trabajador de la tienda: (apunta a los constructicons)

Trabajador de la tienda: ¿Creo que te pertenecen?

Constructicons, al mismo tiempo: Nos perdimos :(

Prowl: Ni siquiera los traje aquí conmigo-

[water-petal]

The djd when they found out tarn is dating deathsaurus/overlord (it's my fav poly shit if you hate it fuck off and ignore it)

Kaon: are you for....tarn no...tarn please, you can't keep chasing red flags-

Vos: *silently judging him and contemplating tarns life decision* Nickel: oh yeah? one of the mf who pushed you at least 30feet into the ground during the garden megatorn incident or the fact one of those fuckers handed you explosive? tarn please be fr, you are not bob the builder your aft couldn't even fix your sleep schedule

helex: good for you boss *in his mind he is just thinking about his boss getting it from both-*

tesarus: it's the build isn't it boss?

[transfrmrs]

Ratchet: Megatron's optics are blue, right? Orion Pax: They're red, with hints of yellow when the light hits just right. Ratchet: And when was the last time he smiled? Orion Pax: Last night at 2:03 AM. Ratchet: Right. And when is my creation day? Orion Pax: Ratchet: When is my creation day, Orion?

[er-cryptid]

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[springingsour]

Hellooo glad to have you back!!!

I just hope that this isn't a bad timing or anything, but i have soooo many ideias and I just want to talk it's not a request or anything more like a ideia or just for the laughs. Enjoy

Soo i just thought about it this:

(in lost light series)

Nickel: Hey your name is (y/n)??

Y/N: yes and how did you know that??

Nickel:...

*Flash back*

Nickel: Hey Tarn I have the report that you .... asked......

-Tarn is covered in Y/N merch when she was(or still doing idk) a idol/famous musician .-

Nickel:....

Tarn:.....

Nickel:....

Tarn: ...... Get out

*End of flash back*

Nickel:....

Y/n:...?

Nickel: You are that famous idol/ musician.... Right?

Y/n: oh yes, yes I am 😊

-Nickel avoid mention it after meeting y/n-

It's never bad timing...! Thank you so much for sharing...! All of there wonderful and creative works always encourage me back into writing...! This is so funny, and it is perfect for the dynamics and interactions I have planned for Damus/Tarn and MC! Poor Nickle, having to witness such a thing...! XD

Also, the sweeter and fluffier moments are, the more delicious angst scenes will be. (￢‿￢ ) Again, thank you for sharing this...! I welcome you all to share, as long as it is appropriate...!

[name-is-tired]

I was thinking about people and this popped in my head and I was like you know what. He would, he so would say this. Especially to Megatron

And he's so right to.

Don't know if this is already a quote but yeah 👍

[unicornblossom13]

Jazz [taking Prowl’s hand]: Prowler, would it be forward to tell ya that your voice is of the sirens, your breath is of the lilacs, and your plating is of the soft downy wool of a newborn cyber-lamb?

Prowl: Yes, it would!

Jazz: What if I told ya you had a great chassis?

Prowl [gets flustered]: Oh, you’re just saying that…