#incorrect transformers

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Ironhide, over comms: Prowl, can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things. Prowl: No. I set him loose on purpose. Prowl: He needs enrichment.

[niiwa-angel]

My personal headcanon is that Optimus Prime really wanted to be a dad and couldn't be one in the traditional sense because of the war. That has not stopped him from being a dad figure to some of the younger Autobots.

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Mirage: dude, I cannot understand this plan. Like, the logistics make no sense but Hound says that these prints make a gun.

Optimus, who's been waiting literally hundreds to help a child with his homework: let's work through it together!

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Arcee: You're so dumb!

Bulkhead: I'm not the one who has to do cartwheels and shit to show off!

Arcee: At least I'm not constantly bumping into things and breaking them!

Bulkhead: No but you do eat all the best energon snacks before anyone else has a chance to!

Arcee: I've told you before, Bee's the one doing that!

Bulkhead: Of Course! Blame the guy who's not here! You're such a-

Optimus, from across the room: both of you knock it off and go to your rooms!

Arcee and Bulkhead: 😡😡

Optimus: Now! Or neither of you gets dessert.

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Bumblebee, struggling to reach a high shelf on Cybertron: *sad beeps*

Optimus, without even looking up from his data pad: * grabs it off the shelf, hands it to him, and pats him on the shoulder*

Bumblebee: *Confused but happy beeps*

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Hot Rod: I hate these fragging Cons mech. Why can't they just find something useful to do and slag off?

Optimus, pulling out an energon cube: You skipped breakfast, didn't you?

Hot Rod, taking the cube: I was busy.

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Mirage: Optimus! Cliffjumper tweaked an ankle joint because he landed funny!

Cliffjumper, trying to hide a limp: That's a lie!

Optimus, just picking Cliffjumper up: We will get you to Ratchet to confirm.

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On a mission to the north, where it's cold and snowy.

Bumblebee: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎶

Mirage: This crap is freezing up my joints!

Arcee: Same, I can't drive in this.

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe: Neither can we.

All of them at Optimus: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Optimus, deep sigh: fine

All of them: 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Optimus, after the mission:

[weepingmillow]

they're all idiots with 1 brain cell, that one brain cell is Ratchet.

[lord-squiggletits]

[killershark82]

Denny: please, Russel, I don’t speak meme! I don’t know what a ‘yeet’ is!

[er-cryptid]

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[weepingmillow]

prowl

"You seem nervous."

"I have never encountered human children before. I'm not sure of the protocols."

[rcaotic]

Some Transformers prime memes I made with a friend @forreal-forreal42 enjoy

(Spoilers...kinda)

[lmadsadness]

how to trick your husband into admitting that hes sleep deprived:

[kawareo]

Co-Captaining

Megs' side profile is so fun to draw

Inspired by this post by @cyber-streak-2

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Ratchet: Megatron's optics are blue, right? Orion Pax: They're red, with hints of yellow when the light hits just right. Ratchet: And when was the last time he smiled? Orion Pax: Last night at 2:03 AM. Ratchet: Right. And when is my creation day? Orion Pax: Ratchet: When is my creation day, Orion?

[niiwa-angel]

Megatron, giving a battle plan for how they're finally going to defeat the Autobots.

Starscream, at Megatron for no fucking reason:

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Optimus Prime: whoever took Jazz's energon brownies from the fridge, please report to medical immediately. I've been informed that they were laced with substance 420, which causes dizziness, brain fog, lowered reaction time, and heightened feelings of hunger.

Jazz: and know that whoever took it, you owe me big! I was excited for those!

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Ratchet: If you are stupid enough to try dangerous challenges you saw on TikTok, do not come crying to me when you then get hurt. That's just the consequences of your own actions.

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Optimus: okay bots, we have too many humans hanging around our base. Stop bringing humans in.

Mirage: oh come on!! Bumblebee gets to have as many humans as he wants!

Bumblebee, with Sam, Mikayla, Charlie, and Memo: 🖕

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At the decepticon base.

Skywarp: Why in Primus's name can't we get some better lighting in here?

Thundercracker: Megatron's going through a phase.

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Megatron, knocking on Starscream's door: Starscream, I noticed you slipped dark energon into my ration today.

Megatron: usually you only do that when you want to talk, what's up?

[lord-squiggletits]

[zziridian]

[er-cryptid]

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[raileurta]

Aaaaah yes my favorite dynamic in transformers, the giant gentle-ish bot and their vicious little human who would kill for their family.