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I think Tim and Jason should bond over their significant others being Damian's favorites instead of them.

Bernard genuinely asks his opinion on multicultural lore, folklore, mythology, legends, etc.

Damian seeing the opportunity to use his education for something harmless and enjoyable? Sign him up.

Let them have a mystery board! Let them watch the X Files and Doctor Who and Buzzfeed Unsolved and form inside jokes! " Dames, you're not gonna believe this,"

"Hey, Joker! I'm on your bridge!"

Tim's eye twitches. Bernard just apologetically Informed him date night is cancelled because he and Damian are going to pull an all nighter to catch the tooth fairy.

"When did you lose a tooth?"

Damian looks him square in the eye, " Oh, they're not my teeth." Before nonchalantly leaving.

With Jason it's a whole other beast. There's exactly four people Damian openly favors in this household; Alfred, Bruce, Dick, and Titus. It's a carefully selected pyramid.

Jaime, his amazing boyfriend, overthrew said pyramid.

One night; It took one night of babysitting. That was it.

"Damian's a sweetheart! Honestly, how could someone ever have problems with him?"

"...So he didn't attack, maim, or killed anyone? Tried to escape? Bite your finger off?"

" No? We binge watched Sailor Moon and painted together! It was fun. I do have to go through, Bruce left me some training sheets and,--"

A katana pierces through Jaime's shirt and Damian stubbornly holds him down. " We have two more seasons to complete. "

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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RIP Saiki, you would’ve loved the Covid stay at home orders

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You ever think Dick overhears someone say Jason was the most violent Robin and just gets so mad about it?

And it's not even about like, defending Jason's honor or anything. It's purely because he's just so incredibly insulted that people somehow forgot how much of an unhinged ball of rage he was as a child.

Like I'm imagining him storming into the cave and yanking on his now way too small Robin costume and muttering angrily about I'll show you the angriest Robin

Barbara is facepalming about all the nonsense that's about to pop off that inevitably she's gonna have to clean up. Bruce just starts sweating profusely and desperately trying to talk Dick down because he suddenly remembers that time Dick kicked a criminal so hard they ended up in a coma for a week and smiled so brightly while doing it that the other goons there at the time just chose to jump off a three story building into the suspect sludge that filled Gotham harbor rather than face the unhinged ten year old on bright colors and pixie boots.

Duke: But wasn't Dick the nice one?

Tim, who idolized Dick Grayson's Robin like his own chaotic god: Don't ever insult my favorite Robin that way again. Here are my top thirty photos of him reigning deranged chaotic violence upon his enemies. I'd show you more but this album just has the photos from the first month I started following him and Batman around.

Jason: The hundreds of dead assassins and all the shit I've heard about you and Young Justice suddenly make a lot more sense

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i fucking wish i could draw at the skill i imagine in my brain. the amount of comics i outline and thumbnail, never to see the light of day,

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I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!

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hey do you wanna come over and rot together

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I’m just built different (worse)

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sorry for being so weird i can and will get even weirder

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Honestly it amazing how inept I am with technology. Like I'm from the early 2000s u would think I would be great at it, especially since I had LOTS of unrestricted Internet access.

But, guess who is the tech expert in my family.

My mom, who is in her 50's.

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I have no clue how to pirate TV shows and movies without getting a shitton of bad things happening. As well as like hiding that I am reading fanfiction from said mom, I just use secret mode.

This isn't like a cry for like someone to teach me the Internet but like...nnnnnnn. this is purely like therapeutic ranting of me not understanding shit lol.