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*Drinks caffeine and starts twitching* NrrrAUGHGHUGHIGIBBLASDDAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *Starts screaming and running around like a feral child*

*Rides atop this Zim's head, hanging on to his antennas* WHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE!

*Lies down in a sunny spot, staring at dad and the little green "dog"*

*Chases after them along with Teefs* Wait for me!!!!

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*Hisses and gnashes teeth* YEAH, YOU BETTER BE SCARED!

Ngl, I feel like @trashgoblinzimmeh would probably be a cryptid or similar creature in certain circles. Like, how he can run silently at 50 mph despite being a chonky boy? Or how he spews poison and can infect any intruders with botulism with a single bite? Or how he sounds like a mix of Zim and a demonic possum? Or the fact that he roams the abandoned City View Center at night? Or that he's able to seemingly self-replicate due to being both "he" and "she"?

If this dude were real, he'd be terrifying.

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*Takes the small green "dog" under his care, nuzzling him and cooing*

*Giggles as this Zim nuzzles and sniffs him* Heeheeheehee-

*Curiously peers in and trills, investigating the "dog"*

*Sniffs the "dog"*

*Sniffs the "dog" that my friends have brought in* Hi, friend!

*Waves* Hi!!!

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*Sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff* ...Hm...? *Picks up a scent and follows it, something about it being familiar*

(GIR is in his dog costume and running around the perimeter of the fence for seemingly no reason. He then starts rolling around on the ground.)

*Carefully approaches the green "dog", sniffing*

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*Sniffs the ground, then starts digging* GRUBS. GIMMIE THE GRUBS... *Digs more ferociously*

*Trills, using her claws to help dig* COME OUT, GRUBS!

*Digs in an entirely different spot than his dad and sister...*

*Digs for the heck of it*

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Sssssnek. *Crawls along the ground and hisses*

snek time

*Lies down on the floor and slithers away*

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*Is tending to Squee when the sky suddenly grows dark* No...no! You're not hurting my babies! *Hisses at the large black disc that is blocking the sun*

(The smeets and puppy are understandably a bit freaked out as the solar eclipse unfolds.)

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*Shrieks when she gets shot in the leg by a passing officer*

*Immediately rushes over to Squee and puts her on his back, then turns towards the officer and unleashes all of his primal Irken fury* YOU...WILL...

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*Primordial screeching and hissing that is equivalent to every single swear word every conceived and that would put a Scotsman flabbergasted*

(The description of what TrashGoblinZimmeh does to the officer is far, FAR too graphic to put here. Let's just say that the entire department got put in a Twitter bio and the station got turned into rubble.)

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Yes.

Canon Zim:

Will barely even touch Earth food, even if it's from the cleanest restaurant ever.

Nanovirus AU Zim:

Mmmm yes human garbage taste good.

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Honestly, the best orientation I can give TrashGoblinZimmeh is either pansexual, bisexual, or autosexual.

Yeah, one of those three could work. I do think he is definitely aromantic, though. Romance simply doesn't interest him that much.

What orientation do you think would suit him the most?

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OOC: I sort of think that the song "Toxic Love" from Ferngully would fit this character due to the overarching theme of pollution. Albeit, this creature is more akin to air pollution rather than general pollution due to his ability to spew methane and chlorine from his throat sacks.

I also know that this character isn't dripping with as much smexiness energy as Hexxus, but still.

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*Notices a filthy human intruder on the other side of the fence, then hisses* NO HUMANS- *Scales the fence and chases the intruder off by screeching* STAY OUT- *Climbs back up the fence and goes to tend to his family*

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*Accidentally steps on a crinkly mylar ball* What the- *Carefully steps on the ball again then grins*

Me like the scrunkly... *Bats at the mylar ball like a giant cat*

*Joins dad in batting at the ball, liking the shiny texture of it* Shiny scrunkly... *Squeaks excitedly*

*Chases his dad and sister, trilling in a playful manner*

*Runs after his best friends, doing zig-zaggy zoomies* Wait for me, friends!!!!

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*Stares in one direction for an uncomfortably long time* ..... *Starts doing zoomies out of nowhere*

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*Starts digging...and keeps digging until the hole is about 20 feet deep* Where is it WHERE IS IT- *Digging intensifies*

*Trills and starts digging out the sides of the hole*

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*Steals your car keys*

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OOC: Another Character Tidbit

If you do something as heinous as letting your dog do their business in or near this Zim's territory, then he'll just go ahead and murk you and your entire bloodline (minus the doggy) because he sees that as leveling the playing field.

Yes, he is that petty. Being near his territory is close enough to draw his ire depending on what mood he's in. Though, if you're a fellow Irken or give him treats he becomes kinda chill.