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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)

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Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom

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Hey not to sound like a communist but remember when streaming sites didn’t play ads before every video

That was nice, huh

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hope is a skill

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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I hate to be all "cis good" on main, but if it weren't for the cis queer women that welcomed me into womanhood idk where I would be

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poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website

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Okay I am once again asking Science Side of Tumblr for help

How do I get people to hire me for a work study

Like at this point I will kneel down and beg them if I have to, PLEASEEEE

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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I didn't think it would be possible for the Sandman team to make Orpheus' song more beautiful than the one from Hadestown, but here we are.

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Happy Moon Day to all my followers🌙

IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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stars fadin’ but I linger on ⋆˙⟡

Dream would never stoop so low as to describe the situation with vulgarity, but he feels as though Hob describes it best, Morpheus “really really fucked up”. He will fix this, at least…he’s trying. Flowers was the first step, then was an expensive perfume, next was a stormy nightmare. He’s not targeting you, despite what his siblings think, he has learned his lessons from past relationships. In fact many people have had rather stormy dreams, the king of dreams grief is palpable to millions all over.

You’re summoned to the dreaming, thats how you know Morpheus is through with quarreling. The halls seems impossibly long as you make your way down his castle halls. It’s a little embarrassing to be here, wearing your pajamas. A pinch to your skin, a light slap to your cheek, and a mantra of “this is just a dream” are the methods you try to wake yourself up, all to no avail. The halls seem to twist, only certain doors unlocking as the dreaming is bent to the will of its ruler, leading you down to the throne room. Surprisingly, the king of dreams is not residing in his throne.

“You came.” A familiar voice appears from behind you, you don’t need to be a genius to know who it is.

“Did you really give me a choice?” You ask, he set you loose like a rat in a maze, just tempting you towards the sharp taste of cheese. “I suppose not.” Morpheus replies, “Though you didn’t give me much of a choice but you call you to my realm.” He rebuttals, he looks pleased when you take a seat in his throne, bold little thing you are, even in your cute pajamas. The feeling is unlike another, like a fine wood, sturdy, more comfortable than you thought. “I needed some space.” You shrug tapping your nails against the arm of the chair. “And I’ve respected that, have I not?” Morpheus’ voice is a tinge of frustration and a tinge of want, nervousness twists in your stomach as he makes his way up the steps. He won’t hurt you, you know that, but he is still very well known for being temperamental towards his lovers.

Finally Dream stands in front of you, looking down at you. What he does next surprises you, he kneels. Morpheus resides between your legs, resting at your feet. Instead of looking down at you, he’s looking up at you with reverence. His lips are slightly parted as he looks at you with an almost pained expression, “Angel, my northern star, forgive me, I was a fool to push you away.” Morpheus grabs your hand, placing apologetic kisses from the tips of your fingers to you wrist. Each one slow and methodical. “Dream…” You murmur, totally stunted at the sight before you. The king of dreams kneeling whilst begging for your forgiveness, no one in a million years would ever believe you. His hand clasps yours and he lays his head in your lap like a lowly animal begging for scraps of attention. He looks up with you with his dark eyes, you take pity on him, caressing the side of his face, he sighs with relief, you touch is like a soothing balm upon his aching heart. “How I’ve missed you.” He mumbles, you want to laugh at how melodramatic he is, it’s half neurotic half charming. “C’mere…” You murmur, leaning down, cupping under his jaw to tip it upwards, your mouths fit together, Dream gets eager, chasing your mouth with his when you try to pull away. You laugh, it makes him smile, and things feel as though they’ve been mended again. That night millions all over are no longer subjected to dreams with hail and lighting, but instead replaced with soft clouds and the warm sun poking out after a dwindled storm.

dividers by @strangergraphics

a/n: sorry for lack of fics lately i have been busy preparing for a trip (っ- ‸ - ς)

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Literally me in my lectures

The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...