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ban an... erm

Going to scary zoo. Want anything?

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On the counter due to its hex-repelling properties.

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

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A boulder implies the existence of a bould and a bouldest

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The importance of a comma 2: The Second Comma-ing

Can you believe it, guys? - A common question

Can you believe IT guys? - Anti-technology advertisement

Can you believe, IT guys? - A question of faith for the tech adepts

Can you, believe it guys. - When asked about the suspiciously large canning machine

Can, you believe IT guys? - Anti-technology advocate querying their store bought tuna

Might I add? - *adds*

Might I, add. - Choosing a martial art course

Might, I add. - Drinking a potion of Heroism in Baldur's Gate 3

My grandfather ate children - Concerning

My grandfather ate, children - We stan, queen

My, grandfather ate children - Said grandfather about his grandfather

I'll see you next year! - Common courtesy

I'll see you next, year - When you've already read the day and month off the date

I'll see you, next year - This can be taken as both a compliment and a threat towards the following year

I'll see, you next year - A fight broke out between two years who wanted to be next (I had to intervene, don't @ me)

I'll, see you next year - Saying goodbyes to your island

I, will see you next year - Will shall be able to see the eye next year

I will see you next year! - I don't post here much so it's more likely than you think!

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if someone says they dont want to be touched

dont touch them

dont fucking touch them

actually dont touch them

dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable

THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

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KierScribbles

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I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

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I'm at a :.|:; for words.

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Oops I dropped my updated drive of DnD resources that I'd NEVER put the 2024 Player's Handbook on, or any other materials.

That would be so reckless of me. Who would leave 100+ DnD materials just laying around?

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turtleneck brachiosaurus

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can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like pooping farts

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Behold the majestic floof of this canary-shouldered thorn moth and let your Monday be that little bit more bearable.

The food plants of this ridiculously fluffy species are birches, willow, and alders; to help look after it please look after local trees. If you're in the UK like me, please report any damage to urban trees your council.

Thank you from the Moth Promotional Board ✨🦋✨